Looks and firm life Forum

[jmhendri]

There is something about her that reminds me of a corpse. HER EYES ARE EMPTY!

[mallard]

There is something about her that reminds me of a corpse. HER EYES ARE EMPTY!

Now that you mention it, she is looking pretty appealing.

[James Bond]

Nonsense. She makes idiotic comments and I'd ridicule her posts and acne. Now she might get love in BP or something, and granted she's more attractive than the average person, but that doesn't make her "hot"

... dude, you were a TD fan. Comments don't get more idiotic.

Yes because not being in the TD lynch mob obviously means I did nothing but fawn over her

[James Bond]

Yeah, she's average at best. I still don't think she is the hottest thing ever, but you are retarded if you don't think she is at least really good looking.

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She looks fake as shit. Maybe I've been around too many sorority girls that I'm just burnt out on that, but she's an 8 at best and a lot lower at her worst.

[Flanker1067]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

[mallard]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

You're going to despise law.

[Flanker1067]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

You're going to despise law.

Opinion.

[James Bond]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

Megan Fox is on my list of things that I cannot stand, along with Philadelphia, fat people, and sweet potatoes/yams.

[jmhendri]

Nonsense. She makes idiotic comments and I'd ridicule her posts and acne. Now she might get love in BP or something, and granted she's more attractive than the average person, but that doesn't make her "hot"

... dude, you were a TD fan. Comments don't get more idiotic.

Yes because not being in the TD lynch mob obviously means I did nothing but fawn over her

Meh, I just suspect that your lack of disdain came from an admiration of her solid 6.5 selftars.

[James Bond]

... dude, you were a TD fan. Comments don't get more idiotic.

Yes because not being in the TD lynch mob obviously means I did nothing but fawn over her

Meh, I just suspect that your lack of disdain came from an admiration of her solid 6.5 selftars.

Nope. Couldn't care less. She was always nice to me, that is all. Some of us here, surprising as it may seem, don't cream their pants at the mere idea of a woman online

[A'nold]

I'm with you guys that she is not drop dead gorgeous but everyone kept bringing up all this talk about "average." Maybe where you guys are from (Sweeden or something?) Megan Fox would be butt ugly but if I saw her walking down the street in, say, Seattle, I'd definitely take a second/third look.

[James Bond]

I'm with you guys that she is not drop dead gorgeous but everyone kept bringing up all this talk about "average." Maybe where you guys are from (Sweeden or something?) Megan Fox would be butt ugly but if I saw her walking down the street in, say, Seattle, I'd definitely take a second/third look.

At first glance she'd be cute. Maybe. Closer inspection would prove otherwise

[Renzo]

I'm with you guys that she is not drop dead gorgeous but everyone kept bringing up all this talk about "average." Maybe where you guys are from (Sweeden or something?) Megan Fox would be butt ugly but if I saw her walking down the street in, say, Seattle, I'd definitely take a second/third look.

I think average is generous. From the neck down, she's better than average but not great. From the neck up she borders on deformed. So if you average her, you get "average"

[Stringer Bell]

So this thread is now trying to establish whether or not Megan Fox is hot? That's kind of funny, but go ahead and mark me down as a "yes".

[Rikkugrrl]

*giggle* This thread reminds me of the episode of Smallville where Lana complains that her beauty is a curse. Right up there with winning the lottery and telling people you're scared you'll be treated differently now that you're rich beyond their wildest dreams. Legitimate fear, but not one that's going to get a very positive response.

I'm a sucker for fashion questions though, so I'll bite. What skirt you can wear depends on your body shape, not your height. I'm short, but an abnormal proportion of my height is in my legs. If you have long legs, you're probably going to have to either size up in skirts and have them tailored, or stick to longer skirts (knee length). As far as length goes, an inch above the knee is fine, three is pushing it, especially if they're tight. Remember, you have to sit down at some point, and no matter how well it's made, your skirt will inevitably hike up.

That said, personally I think conservative clothing is more flattering. Yeah people will take you more seriously, but it also looks more attractive. Clothing that's too tight or too short tends to make you look fatter and shorter, even if you're not. I think you're mistaking covered up for fuddy duddy. There are a couple stores I can direct you to that are great for business casual environments. If your workplace is more formal and requires suits, don't avoid them just because all the ones in the store will be too big. Tailors can work miracles for small ladies. I used to wear the stuff you're talking about in high school and comparing photos between then and now, I think I look a lot better now. I don't think I've worn any short skirts or low cut v-necks since high school. High school being the key words. You don't want people to see you as the "hot sixteen year old?" Sixteen year olds wear minis. No minis for you. Shoes, on the other hand, can still be high heeled and strappy and sexy, as long as there's little to no toe cleavage (right up there with chest cleavage as an office no no).

Prolly too much info already, so I'll sum up: "Anything you can wear to 'da club' is not something you can wear to 'da office.'"

[Renzo]

*giggle* This thread reminds me of the episode of Smallville where Lana complains that her beauty is a curse. Right up there with winning the lottery and telling people you're scared you'll be treated differently now that you're rich beyond their wildest dreams. Legitimate fear, but not one that's going to get a very positive response.

I'm a sucker for fashion questions though, so I'll bite. What skirt you can wear depends on your body shape, not your height. I'm short, but an abnormal proportion of my height is in my legs. If you have long legs, you're probably going to have to either size up in skirts and have them tailored, or stick to longer skirts (knee length). As far as length goes, an inch above the knee is fine, three is pushing it, especially if they're tight. Remember, you have to sit down at some point, and no matter how well it's made, your skirt will inevitably hike up.

That said, personally I think conservative clothing is more flattering. Yeah people will take you more seriously, but it also looks more attractive. Clothing that's too tight or too short tends to make you look fatter and shorter, even if you're not. I think you're mistaking covered up for fuddy duddy. There are a couple stores I can direct you to that are great for business casual environments. If your workplace is more formal and requires suits, don't avoid them just because all the ones in the store will be too big. Tailors can work miracles for small ladies. I used to wear the stuff you're talking about in high school and comparing photos between then and now, I think I look a lot better now. I don't think I've worn any short skirts or low cut v-necks since high school. High school being the key words. You don't want people to see you as the "hot sixteen year old?" Sixteen year olds wear minis. No minis for you. Shoes, on the other hand, can still be high heeled and strappy and sexy, as long as there's little to no toe cleavage (right up there with chest cleavage as an office no no).

Prolly too much info already, so I'll sum up: "Anything you can wear to 'da club' is not something you can wear to 'da office.'"

Soooo... Does that mean you do find Megan Fox hot?

[Rikkugrrl]

*giggle* This thread reminds me of the episode of Smallville where Lana complains that her beauty is a curse. Right up there with winning the lottery and telling people you're scared you'll be treated differently now that you're rich beyond their wildest dreams. Legitimate fear, but not one that's going to get a very positive response.

I'm a sucker for fashion questions though, so I'll bite. What skirt you can wear depends on your body shape, not your height. I'm short, but an abnormal proportion of my height is in my legs. If you have long legs, you're probably going to have to either size up in skirts and have them tailored, or stick to longer skirts (knee length). As far as length goes, an inch above the knee is fine, three is pushing it, especially if they're tight. Remember, you have to sit down at some point, and no matter how well it's made, your skirt will inevitably hike up.

That said, personally I think conservative clothing is more flattering. Yeah people will take you more seriously, but it also looks more attractive. Clothing that's too tight or too short tends to make you look fatter and shorter, even if you're not. I think you're mistaking covered up for fuddy duddy. There are a couple stores I can direct you to that are great for business casual environments. If your workplace is more formal and requires suits, don't avoid them just because all the ones in the store will be too big. Tailors can work miracles for small ladies. I used to wear the stuff you're talking about in high school and comparing photos between then and now, I think I look a lot better now. I don't think I've worn any short skirts or low cut v-necks since high school. High school being the key words. You don't want people to see you as the "hot sixteen year old?" Sixteen year olds wear minis. No minis for you. Shoes, on the other hand, can still be high heeled and strappy and sexy, as long as there's little to no toe cleavage (right up there with chest cleavage as an office no no).

Prolly too much info already, so I'll sum up: "Anything you can wear to 'da club' is not something you can wear to 'da office.'"

Soooo... Does that mean you do find Megan Fox hot?

Whoops, off topic now I guess . I didn't read the Megan Fox debate. I think I wouldn't like to be alone with her in the dark alley that Batman's parents were killed in. She has a serial killer face.

[A'nold]

I'm with you guys that she is not drop dead gorgeous but everyone kept bringing up all this talk about "average." Maybe where you guys are from (Sweeden or something?) Megan Fox would be butt ugly but if I saw her walking down the street in, say, Seattle, I'd definitely take a second/third look.

I think average is generous. From the neck down, she's better than average but not great. From the neck up she borders on deformed. So if you average her, you get "average"

Bullshit.

[Renzo]

Soooo... Does that mean you do find Megan Fox hot?

She has a serial killer face.

Yep. Thanks.

[seespotrun]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

Megan Fox is on my list of things that I cannot stand, along with Philadelphia, fat people, and sweet potatoes/yams.

Bond, I've always enjoyed your posts until now. I declare you my mortal enemy.

1) I'd sex Megan Fox sideways.
2) I'm from Philadelphia. (You're probably from Pittsburgh, and you may go to PSU.)
3) I ... well, no, I hate fat people too.
4) I'd slap my mom for a serving of sweet potato french fries.

[A'nold]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

Megan Fox is on my list of things that I cannot stand, along with Philadelphia, fat people, and sweet potatoes/yams.

Bond, I've always enjoyed your posts until now. I declare you my mortal enemy.

1) I'd sex Megan Fox sideways.
2) I'm from Philadelphia. (You're probably from Pittsburgh, and you may go to PSU.)
3) I ... well, no, I hate fat people too.
4) I'd slap my mom for a serving of sweet potato french fries.

I don't know about Philly, but sweet potatoes are the nastiest crap on earth, along with green beens.

[seespotrun]

ITT: People realize that opinions differ, then argue about them.

Megan Fox is on my list of things that I cannot stand, along with Philadelphia, fat people, and sweet potatoes/yams.

Bond, I've always enjoyed your posts until now. I declare you my mortal enemy.

1) I'd sex Megan Fox sideways.
2) I'm from Philadelphia. (You're probably from Pittsburgh, and you may go to PSU.)
3) I ... well, no, I hate fat people too.
4) I'd slap my mom for a serving of sweet potato french fries.

I don't know about Philly, but sweet potatoes are the nastiest crap on earth, along with green beens.

Green beans are terrible. Have you ever had sweet potato french fries?

[paratactical]

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[Jay-Electronica]

the reminds me of an episode of the office lol

[A'nold]

Megan Fox is on my list of things that I cannot stand, along with Philadelphia, fat people, and sweet potatoes/yams.

Bond, I've always enjoyed your posts until now. I declare you my mortal enemy.

1) I'd sex Megan Fox sideways.
2) I'm from Philadelphia. (You're probably from Pittsburgh, and you may go to PSU.)
3) I ... well, no, I hate fat people too.
4) I'd slap my mom for a serving of sweet potato french fries.

I don't know about Philly, but sweet potatoes are the nastiest crap on earth, along with green beens.

Green beans are terrible. Have you ever had sweet potato french fries?

Nope. I hear they are pretty good, but man I just hate sweet potatoes so much. It sucks because there are two things that are really healthy that I just can't stand: oatmeal and sweet potatoes.