NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon does a 180! Holder wept.) Forum

[TLSModBot]

Thread needs like 300% more Brogan IMO

[Anonymous User]

Is there still any possibility that someone besides JD would raise salaries to 190k in the near future?

[Actus Reus]

Is there still any possibility that someone besides JD would raise salaries to 190k in the near future?

Only in a Trump presidency likely

[Single-Malt-Liquor]

Is there still any possibility that someone besides JD would raise salaries to 190k in the near future?

Only in a Trump presidency likely

MAKE BIGLAW GREAT AGAIN!!!

[Single-Malt-Liquor]

SKADDEN BROS taking clients to ROYAL PALACE gentleman's club paying for dances out of pocket because who the fuck cares. CovingTTTon betas BEGGING clients to meet them at STARBUCKS and CRINGING when they order a venti NORAISE latte.

[barkschool]

SKADDEN BROS taking clients to ROYAL PALACE gentleman's club paying for dances out of pocket because who the fuck cares. CovingTTTon betas BEGGING clients to meet them at STARBUCKS and CRINGING when they order a venti NORAISE latte.

The best part about these was watching covingTTTon SA's to be this past year wear their brass ring on their finger.

Watching that ring rust is just the sweetest delight.

[Anonymous User]

FF raised; all US offices.

[Anonymous User]

Gibson ALPHAS taking TED OLSON'S HELI-JET to EXCLUSIVE ASSOCIATE RETREAT in PALM SPRINGS for three days of MODELS AND BOTTLES and TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES. CovingTTTon DWEEBS pile into senior associate's RUSTY FORD STATION WAGON (with wood paneling!) to associate lunch at DENNY'S (firm covers up to $EIGHT per person this year, but no free refills)

[TLSModBot]

Things are not looking good over at CovingTTTon headquarters:

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[UnicornHunter]

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[TLSModBot]

Maybe not the right week for that joke?

Good point.

[imalreadyamember?]

FF raised; all US offices.

http://abovethelaw.com/2016/06/another- ... s-cravath/

"Have we focused yet on how f**king nuts tax day 2017 will be for these summers? That’s when all that money they got taxed upon assuming an annual salary of $180K starts coming back because they made only $60K for the year. Enjoy your splurging."

ATL doesn't know about changing your withholding to represent actual taxes owed. Also what is he talking about, $60k? It's a 10-week summer, so it's $37.5k at FF (assuming semi-monthly means every 2 weeks and assuming a 10 week summer), and $35k at most places. [Edit: also the change occurred mid-summer so it's not even that high]

[Actus Reus]

FF raised; all US offices.

I bet all those associates are out their hot-doggin it to their non-matched friends

Glad FF agreed to ketchup with the market

Hope those associates relish this

[imalreadyamember?]

Bumped for spreadsheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing

This is great. Anybody have the sheet that shows the timeline last time? Maybe those should go in the OP for reference

[TLSModBot]

Bumped for spreadsheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing

This is great. Anybody have the sheet that shows the timeline last time? Maybe those should go in the OP for reference

It's somewhere upthread but I put the data in as Sheet2 to this one above

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Bumped for spreadsheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing

This is great. Anybody have the sheet that shows the timeline last time? Maybe those should go in the OP for reference

Watching people troll the spreadsheet in real time while some diligent soul tries to maintain some semblance of order is high-quality entertainment.

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

Bumped for spreadsheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing

This is great. Anybody have the sheet that shows the timeline last time? Maybe those should go in the OP for reference

Watching people troll the spreadsheet in real time while some diligent soul tries to maintain some semblance of order is high-quality entertainment.

Damn you, Anonymous Axolotl!

[Big Shrimpin]

Slow day so far...

[Anonymous User]

I have this sinking feeling that Ropes is about to pull some TTT stuff. Not in NY or Boston, but we'll see. Don't dooooo it.

[nahumya]

I have this sinking feeling that Ropes is about to pull some TTT stuff. Not in NY or Boston, but we'll see. Don't dooooo it.

There is no way. It is just taking them longer. No way they will not match. There would be partners thrown off the Pru.

[Anonymous User]

I have this sinking feeling that Ropes is about to pull some TTT stuff. Not in NY or Boston, but we'll see. Don't dooooo it.

There is no way. It is just taking them longer. No way they will not match. There would be partners thrown off the Pru.

That's why Boston is a match for sure. Their statement talked about letting each office know individually.

[Anonymous User]

I have this sinking feeling that Ropes is about to pull some TTT stuff. Not in NY or Boston, but we'll see. Don't dooooo it.

There is no way. It is just taking them longer. No way they will not match. There would be partners thrown off the Pru.

That's why Boston is a match for sure. Their statement talked about letting each office know individually.

That was for non-partnership track attorneys (i.e., non-associates, whom they call "attorneys" depending on role). They are matching in all US offices for their associates.

Or are you guys seriously reading into the fact that Malt didn't spell out the salary table in his email to suggest that they are going to "adjust" but not match Cravath?

[123fakest]

I have this sinking feeling that Ropes is about to pull some TTT stuff. Not in NY or Boston, but we'll see. Don't dooooo it.

There is no way. It is just taking them longer. No way they will not match. There would be partners thrown off the Pru.

That's why Boston is a match for sure. Their statement talked about letting each office know individually.

That was for non-partnership track attorneys (i.e., non-associates, whom they call "attorneys" depending on role). They are matching in all US offices for their associates.

Or are you guys seriously reading into the fact that Malt didn't spell out the salary table in his email to suggest that they are going to "adjust" but not match Cravath?

yes

[jbagelboy]

Slow day so far...

Yesterday nothing happened until after 4pm est

[Anonymous User]

Jenner matched.