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WilmerHale
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6%
Arnold & Porter
23
10%
Hogan Lovells
12
5%
Akin Gump
7
3%
Jones Day
114
47%
Jenner & Block
8
3%
Paul Hastings
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3%
WachTTTell
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10%
Other
7
3%
No one! YAY!
25
10%
 
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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by anonnymouse » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:10 pm

jbagelboy wrote:All the gang bang date rape implications of this thread are super classy guys
(SJW shrew ir8 at getting LOWBONUSed in 2015)

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Peck.173 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:10 pm

Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Big Shrimpin » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:12 pm

Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by arklaw13 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:14 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.
If they don't match we can just change it to a verb. "Oh your firm Jones Day'd you? Sorry bro."

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Peck.173 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:16 pm

arklaw13 wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:
Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.
If they don't match we can just change it to a verb. "Oh your firm Jones Day'd you? Sorry bro."
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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by arklaw13 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:22 pm

Peck.173 wrote:
arklaw13 wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:
Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.
If they don't match we can just change it to a verb. "Oh your firm Jones Day'd you? Sorry bro."
Getting fucked out of a pay hike by your firm = getting Jones Laid?
Being paid under market because nobonus: Jones Paid

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by hoos89 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:30 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.
More like Jones yesTTTerDay am I right?

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:32 pm

CovingTTTon shlubs hawking STREET SENSE outside MLK library while Skadden bros pop DOM on the roof of One Franklin Square

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by imalreadyamember? » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:40 pm

hoos89 wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:
Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....
Bummer there isn't a T in Jones Day.
More like Jones yesTTTerDay am I right?
LMAO genuinely laffed

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by jbagelboy » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:42 pm

anonnymouse wrote:
jbagelboy wrote:All the gang bang date rape implications of this thread are super classy guys
(SJW shrew ir8 at getting LOWBONUSed in 2015)
EMBITTERED & CELIBATE covingTTTTTon associate has to resort to online MRA trolling after his SO leaves him for a SKADDEN bro and no IRL females will swipe right on his BROKEASS

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by legally_bronde » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:43 pm

Accepting job at blackbox firm for the "culture," refreshing furiously as other firms raise to 180: getting Jones Played

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:49 pm

SKADDEN associates playing eighteen rounds of golf, while CovingTTTon associates play eighteen hands of golf

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:00 pm

WSGR associate here. Another day, no raise.


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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:14 pm

Anonymous User wrote:WSGR associate here. Another day, no raise.


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Me too frendo. I am distraught. I had hoped we would be first in the valley.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:16 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:WSGR associate here. Another day, no raise.


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Me too frendo. I am distraught. I had hoped we would be first in the valley.
I predicted you guys would be first. I am at one of the other big SV firms. I would think you guys have to raise since we all did.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:22 pm

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Anonymous User wrote:
Me too frendo. I am distraught. I had hoped we would be first in the valley.
I predicted you guys would be first. I am at one of the other big SV firms. I would think you guys have to raise since we all did.
Im pretty confident we will but I'm annoyed they're making us wait. But they will match, we're not some kind of covington-esque firm.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:29 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Im pretty confident we will but I'm annoyed they're making us wait. But they will match, we're not some kind of covington-esque firm.
That's not how you spell CovingTTTon anymore.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:30 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Im pretty confident we will but I'm annoyed they're making us wait. But they will match, we're not some kind of covington-esque firm.
That's not how you spell CovingTTTon anymore.
CovingTTTTon and Burr-lingTTTon

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Serett » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:37 pm

SKADDEN bangers rage through Hyatt resorts on a prescription drug rampage while CovingTTTon bozos chew child-strength Aspirin just to get through another day after getting passed over THRICE for Supreme Court appointments

rip Greg Giraldo

Sex-nuts SKADDEN studs drop a cool $80k FUCKing VIP call girls while CovingTTTon dweebs get filibustered by Mormons
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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by seagan823 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:44 pm

Anonymous User wrote:CovingTTTon shlubs hawking STREET SENSE outside MLK library while Skadden bros pop DOM on the roof of One Franklin Square
Making fun of the homeless is TTT.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:45 pm

Peck.173 wrote:Any word on Jones Day? With bid lists starting in a few weeks this seems like a terrible time to delay matching the only pay hike since the 2Ls were in middle school....

Literally had to submit my regional bid list this weekend, dropped JD down before finalizing.

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Big Shrimpin » Sat Jun 11, 2016 12:17 am

I am reply proud of what I have helped create ITT.

TYTYTY

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by hoos89 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:40 am

Jones TTToDay, junior!

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by Tiago Splitter » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:48 am

hoos89 wrote:Jones TTToDay, junior!
niice

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Re: NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon to 160?!?)

Post by imalreadyamember? » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:52 am

hoos89 wrote:Jones TTToDay, junior!
Heh, okok dece dece how bout TTTones TTTay

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