2015 Biglaw Boneus Thread Forum

sinfiery · Post by **sinfiery** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:03 am

stagnant bonus causes mid level flood to seattle, pittsburgh, and dayton resulting in 190k to c/o 2016 nyc

84651846190 · Post by **84651846190** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:20 am

what the hell is going on in here?

El Pollito · Post by **El Pollito** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:31 am

Danger Zone · Post by **Danger Zone** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:54 am

El Pollito wrote:BONE

US

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:10 pm

Danger Zone wrote:
El Pollito wrote:BONE
US

IrwinM.Fletcher · Post by **IrwinM.Fletcher** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:15 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
Danger Zone wrote:
El Pollito wrote:BONE
US

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:57 pm

*associates have their children draw adorable *NO BONUS NO BILL* signs to hang in their offices on Monday*

Abbie Doobie · Post by **Abbie Doobie** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:15 am

who's ready for NOBONUS monday? i can barely sleep!

anonnymouse · Post by **anonnymouse** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:42 am

BONE US?

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:48 am

anonnymouse wrote:No, BONE US?

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:26 pm

I had my money on today being announcement

But i could easily see this extending into the new year

Super lame because people legitimately rely on this portion of compensation

I just think about the tirade from Christmas vacation

It's actually really shitty for firms to hold this information back

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:29 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:I had my money on today being announcement

But i could easily see this extending into the new year

Super lame because people legitimately rely on this portion of compensation

I just think about the tirade from Christmas vacation

It's actually really shitty for firms to hold this information back

Some firms regularly pay in December, so I can't really comprehend them waiting until January

NoBladesNoBows · Post by **NoBladesNoBows** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:35 pm

dixiecupdrinking · Post by **dixiecupdrinking** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:07 pm

Think we'll see movement today. If not, then I'll start to be concerned for real.

orangecup · Post by **orangecup** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:09 pm

dixiecupdrinking wrote:Think we'll see movement today. If not, then I'll start to be concerned for real.

Agreed. My firm typically pays out the bonus the Friday before Christmas. I have no idea what they'd do if this keeps dragging out.

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:49 pm

dixiecupdrinking wrote:Think we'll see movement today. If not, then I'll start to be concerned for real.

yerp

tso lame

firms literally dont give a fck about associates...zero literal fcks

feels good man

mvp99 · Post by **mvp99** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:53 pm

the reason why we haven't heard anything is that firms are still counting dat ca$$$$$$$$$h

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:56 pm

I don't really have anything at stake and I am nervous today.

I can only imagine what real biglaw bros feel

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:04 pm

smaug wrote:I don't really have anything at stake and I am nervous today.

I can only imagine what real biglaw bros feel

it sucks

we don't pay until after new year but all the waiting is seriously inconsiderate because as I said this is an important part of financial/life planning

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:07 pm

lol at being able to guess what % of boneus to contribute to firm 401k without them giving a number first. deadline for election has come and gone.

coulda woulda shoulda just elected 100% of the inevitable lump of coal I guess

jbagelboy · Post by **jbagelboy** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:07 pm

smaug wrote:I don't really have anything at stake and I am nervous today.

I can only imagine what real biglaw bros feel

it doesn't impact dat stub?

Monochromatic Oeuvre · Post by **Monochromatic Oeuvre** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:11 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
smaug wrote:I don't really have anything at stake and I am nervous today.

I can only imagine what real biglaw bros feel

it sucks

we don't pay until after new year but all the waiting is seriously inconsiderate because as I said this is an important part of financial/life planning

I for one cannot believe the kind of person who tells associates they're "worthless sacks of shit" would be inconsiderate about their financial schedules.

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:12 pm

jbagelboy wrote:
smaug wrote:I don't really have anything at stake and I am nervous today.

I can only imagine what real biglaw bros feel
it doesn't impact dat stub?

It does, but even if they double or halve it, it's not the same sort of swing as it would be for a third year or up.

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:15 pm

CSM just posted.

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:16 pm

Confirmed. Same as last year DPW.

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