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Re: New associate banter

Post by rad lulz » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:45 pm

beach_terror wrote:At least in lit, whenever I feel like I'm freeing up and may need to ask for work I get thrown into something that requires all of my attention for a few days. Luckily my firm doesn't prioritize doc review (at least for me right now) so I always have a few hours of it sitting around if I need some hours to occupy myself. Also not sure if its because I'm a lit boutique or if all lit is like this, but I've already worked on some motions, complaints, and depo questions in my first month here. Definitely enjoying it.

Also, how long until you guys/gals are going to be doing your own depos? Sounds like they want me ready within a year or so, which is sorta terrifying.
I work at a lit boutique and haven't done anything as intense as you

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Re: New associate banter

Post by IAFG » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:48 pm

Want to burst into the hall and tell this partner & senior associate kvetching about sports are OPRESSING ME AS A WOMAN

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Anastasia Dee Dualla » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:04 pm

Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?

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Re: New associate banter

Post by thesealocust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:05 pm

Anastasia Dee Dualla wrote:Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?
The curb. People throw away perfectly good IKEA furniture when moving... my furniture is 1/6 new, 3/6 ground score and 2/6 from my parents.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Anastasia Dee Dualla » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:06 pm

thesealocust wrote:
Anastasia Dee Dualla wrote:Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?
The curb. People throw away perfectly good IKEA furniture when moving... my furniture is 1/6 new, 3/6 ground score and 2/6 from my parents.
I'm about to grab a cup of coffee and cuddle up to craigslist then.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by rad lulz » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:08 pm

Anastasia Dee Dualla wrote:Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?
CL

but increasingly I just don't use any

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Re: New associate banter

Post by thesealocust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:16 pm

rad lulz wrote:
Anastasia Dee Dualla wrote:Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?
CL

but increasingly I just don't use any
I sleep in a sleeping bag on a pile of blankets on an uncarpeted floor.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by rad lulz » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:18 pm

thesealocust wrote:
rad lulz wrote:
Anastasia Dee Dualla wrote:Where the *expletive* did you guys get furniture on the cheap?
CL

but increasingly I just don't use any
I sleep in a sleeping bag on a pile of blankets on an uncarpeted floor.
I don't blame ya

I think my sleeping bad was as expensive as my mattress

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Anonymous User » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:24 pm

Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by IAFG » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:30 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.
I'm living on leftover conference room sandwiches and sodas.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Big Shrimpin » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:36 pm

IAFG wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.
I'm living on leftover conference room sandwiches and sodas.
Same. And I'm living paycheck to paycheck otherwise.

The TYRANNY of 7.9%.

I often reflect upon why I did this to myself. I could've sworn I had a cogent reason at one point.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Anastasia Dee Dualla » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:37 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.
This was me. I accidentally hit anon. I thought I would be able to buy furniture before that first paycheck came . . . or food. (I kid, I can afford only food).

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Re: New associate banter

Post by thesealocust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:59 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.
My bank account and debt are balling. I just sleep on the floor, eat dollar pizza, and entertain myself by making art out of office supplies.

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Re: New associate banter

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Re: New associate banter

Post by reasonable_man » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:05 pm

beach_terror wrote:At least in lit, whenever I feel like I'm freeing up and may need to ask for work I get thrown into something that requires all of my attention for a few days. Luckily my firm doesn't prioritize doc review (at least for me right now) so I always have a few hours of it sitting around if I need some hours to occupy myself. Also not sure if its because I'm a lit boutique or if all lit is like this, but I've already worked on some motions, complaints, and depo questions in my first month here. Definitely enjoying it.

Also, how long until you guys/gals are going to be doing your own depos? Sounds like they want me ready within a year or so, which is sorta terrifying.
I counted recently. I've taken or defended as the lead attorney over 100 deps (not cases but number of witnesses). 1 year is enough time to learn how to defend a simple dep or to muddle through a really straight- forward plaintiff dep IMHO. Don't let that freak you out too much.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by reasonable_man » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:06 pm

rad lulz wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Remember when we used to think that we would be ballin' after we graduated law school? Sigh.
I got no offered and never thought I'd be ballin. I am thankful for this job every damn day.
You landed quite well in my opinion Rad.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by 09042014 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:12 pm

I hope Thesealocust expensed 1 dollar pizza slices. It would make my week.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Cade McNown » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:22 pm

Potentially dumb Q: Anyone buy a desktop for work at home? Assuming you have the $$, thoughts?

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Re: New associate banter

Post by thesealocust » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:22 pm

Desert Fox wrote:I hope Thesealocust expensed 1 dollar pizza slices. It would make my week.
This is now an item on my to-do list.
Cade McNown wrote:Potentially dumb Q: Anyone buy a desktop for work at home? Assuming you have the $$, thoughts?
Least dumb question ever. My desktop at home with 2 monitors has meant a lot more sleep and freedom - my favorite trick is sending out drafts of deal documents from home in the morning before leaving for the office. Commute is often just long enough to arrive to comments or signoff from the client 8)

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Re: New associate banter

Post by 09042014 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:24 pm

thesealocust wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:I hope Thesealocust expensed 1 dollar pizza slices. It would make my week.
This is now an item on my to-do list.
Cade McNown wrote:Potentially dumb Q: Anyone buy a desktop for work at home? Assuming you have the $$, thoughts?
Least dumb question ever. My desktop at home with 2 monitors has meant a lot more sleep and freedom - my favorite trick is sending out drafts of deal documents from home in the morning before leaving for the office. Commute is often just long enough to arrive to comments or signoff 8)
My bucket list is going to be taking a summer to mcdonalds for the paid lunch.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by 09042014 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:26 pm

I heard some firms used to give out technology stipends. Damn ITE!!!

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Re: New associate banter

Post by rad lulz » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:28 pm

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Re: New associate banter

Post by iLaw » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:37 pm

Cade McNown wrote:Potentially dumb Q: Anyone buy a desktop for work at home? Assuming you have the $$, thoughts?
I am literally the only person I know with a desktop (and I use it a lot more than my laptop). Wish I could think of some compelling reason to advocate a PC, other than to say I’d rather work at a desk… plus I’ve never cared for laptops. I will add that a 24" screen makes it nice.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by run26.2 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:09 pm

Cade McNown wrote:Potentially dumb Q: Anyone buy a desktop for work at home? Assuming you have the $$, thoughts?
I got a Mac Mini because it takes up less space and does everything I need. I have 2 monitors running through it, 1 vertical, 1 horizontal.

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Re: New associate banter

Post by Cade McNown » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:10 pm

thesealocust wrote:Least dumb question ever.
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thesealocust wrote:My desktop at home with 2 monitors has meant a lot more sleep and freedom - my favorite trick is sending out drafts of deal documents from home in the morning before leaving for the office. Commute is often just long enough to arrive to comments or signoff from the client 8)
Do you also find need for a printer and/or shredder? Thanks. edit: same Q to other poasters w/ desktop

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