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Re: New associate fuck up thread (and tips for slacking)

Post by baal hadad » Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:36 pm

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Anonymous User wrote:Stayed past midnight for the second time, but this time it wss my fault and on a nonbillable matter and I was stupid enough to be self shamed out of expensing car service doesn't feel great.
What was the non billable matter
Fucking supplement update on foreign tax that my partner has put off doing for 15 years until he got a stub year associate to do it. I was dumb for not expensing it.
Nonbillable stuff that you can't say no to is the worst

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charge it to the game

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fats provolone wrote:charge it to the game
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BrokenMouse wrote:You guys are lucky. It's the opposite for me. I catch/correct my boss's fuck up and he apologizes to me. I've never been yelled at. Complimented 3 times already on 3 assignments. But i fear rekt coming soon with this winning streak. It's bound to happen. Nobody gets away just being "good work guy" for so long.
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Stfu brokenmouse

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BrokenMouse wrote:You guys are lucky. It's the opposite for me. I catch/correct my boss's fuck up and he apologizes to me. I've never been yelled at. Complimented 3 times already on 3 assignments. But i fear rekt coming soon with this winning streak. It's bound to happen. Nobody gets away just being "good work guy" for so long.
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Re: New associate fuck up thread (and tips for slacking)

Post by ZyzzBrah » Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:27 pm

Started two months ago, had 1 half day off so far. Anyone else in this boat? Honestly the paycheck isn't that great, particularly when someone is always "sorry" that something just came up.

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Re: New associate fuck up thread (and tips for slacking)

Post by baal hadad » Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:45 pm

ZyzzBrah wrote:Started two months ago, had 1 half day off so far. Anyone else in this boat? Honestly the paycheck isn't that great, particularly when someone is always "sorry" that something just came up.
thats messed up

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ZyzzBrah wrote:Started two months ago, had 1 half day off so far. Anyone else in this boat? Honestly the paycheck isn't that great, particularly when someone is always "sorry" that something just came up.
In-office all those days?!

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Post by 20160810 » Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:17 pm

This has been my first 2 day weekend in a long time but no days off is nuts

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Post by ZyzzBrah » Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:37 pm

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In-office all those days?!
tonight, I'm at home, but being trapped in my own home isn't that much better

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Post by fats provolone » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:04 pm

i don't think i've ever done 0 work on a non-holiday/vacation. but often just a couple hours.

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Post by Mr. Fancy » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:20 pm

That obviously sucks but, on the bright side, it's a real good thing to get integrated quickly and develop some early goodwill (if you do good work and play your cards right) while still fresh.

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Post by 5ky » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:28 pm

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fats provolone wrote:i don't think i've ever done 0 work on a non-holiday/vacation. but often just a couple hours.
are you serious. lol. It's not like that everywhere.
yeah i've yet to do any work on a vacation now 2+ years in. take 3-4 weeks each year

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fats provolone wrote:i don't think i've ever done 0 work on a non-holiday/vacation. but often just a couple hours.
are you serious. lol. It's not like that everywhere.
yea i mean i'm exaggerating obviously there must be weekends where i didn't work but it's the exception. but i work from home a lot and often don't work "full" days during the week so i dunno maybe voluntary, maybe stockholm syndrome.

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fats provolone wrote:i don't think i've ever done 0 work on a non-holiday/vacation. but often just a couple hours.
are you serious. lol. It's not like that everywhere.
yea i mean i'm exaggerating obviously there must be weekends where i didn't work but it's the exception. but i work from home a lot and often don't work "full" days during the week so i dunno maybe voluntary, maybe stockholm syndrome.
oh you meant weekends. damn man, i've had stretches where i work consistently both wekeend days for 2+ months, but billing 0.0 on a weekend day is still my most common occurrence

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dat lean staffing

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Post by lacrossebrother » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:37 pm

I'm inventing a strategy called Bill 60 (TM). Bill 60 the first week of the month and then totally slack the rest. Literally leave when I finish my todo list.

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Post by fats provolone » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:40 pm

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fats provolone wrote:i don't think i've ever done 0 work on a non-holiday/vacation. but often just a couple hours.
are you serious. lol. It's not like that everywhere.
yea i mean i'm exaggerating obviously there must be weekends where i didn't work but it's the exception. but i work from home a lot and often don't work "full" days during the week so i dunno maybe voluntary, maybe stockholm syndrome.

sounds like stockholm syndrome to me.
tbf i'm also a first year. getting better at managing my time now.

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Post by fats provolone » Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:46 pm

Desert Fox wrote:I guess if you just have a lot of work and work 6 hours friday, 2 sat, 3 sun, instead of 11 on friday, thats just your choice. But are people making you do stuff on teh actual weekend (baring exceptional circumstances.)
mix of both. rarely get something on the weekend that needs to be done that day (unless legit emergency or just a quick answer). but i don't get the sense that anyone is holding back because it's the weekend.

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