2015 Biglaw Boneus Thread Forum

[anonnymouse]

In November alone, Skadden has led $250.8 billion worth of deals, according to data tracked by Dealogic. Since January, the firm has represented a total of $1.023 trillion in deal value.

. . . Cravath Swaine & Moore LLP, which is ranked second with $817.3 billion worth of deals announced, according to Dealogic.

http://www.law360.com/articles/732624/2 ... ggest-deal

Does this mean bigger bonus or bigger cheese plate

the cheese plate was a bonus, IRS agents ate 40% of it.

Here's what's left: http://tastyniblets.com/images/2009/040 ... latter.jpg

That pile of blow in the middle is only for closers partners.

[Diplock1]

In November alone, Skadden has led $250.8 billion worth of deals, according to data tracked by Dealogic. Since January, the firm has represented a total of $1.023 trillion in deal value.

. . . Cravath Swaine & Moore LLP, which is ranked second with $817.3 billion worth of deals announced, according to Dealogic.

http://www.law360.com/articles/732624/2 ... ggest-deal

Does this mean bigger bonus or bigger cheese plate

the cheese plate was a bonus, IRS agents ate 40% of it.

Here's what's left: http://tastyniblets.com/images/2009/040 ... latter.jpg

That pile of blow in the middle is only for closers partners.

Associates get ground up chalk.

[Desert Fox]

[IrwinM.Fletcher]

BONE US

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Here's what's left: http://tastyniblets.com/images/2009/040 ... latter.jpg

That pile of blow in the middle is only for closers partners.

STB to 15 grams for first years.

[smaug]

New York to partner's daughter's old headphones that she didn't want because they were the wrong color



Or bust.

[Big Shrimpin]

BONE US

[jkpolk]

BONE US

[El Pollito]

BONE US

[Single-Malt-Liquor]

This thread is so thirsty.

No worries, there's enough partner cock to go around. Don't forget to cup the balls. Us 3Ls will watch and learn how it's done.

[Desert Fox]

[Big Shrimpin]

This thread is so thirsty.

No worries, there's enough partner cock to go around. Don't forget to cup the balls. Us 3Ls will watch and learn how it's done.

Yes, don't forget to mind the stepchildren.

(Squirt emoji)

[anonnymouse]

BONE US

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

This thread is so thirsty.

No worries, there's enough partner cock to go around. Don't forget to cup the balls. Us 3Ls will watch and learn how it's done.

First years

[Single-Malt-Liquor]

This thread is so thirsty.

No worries, there's enough partner cock to go around. Don't forget to cup the balls. Us 3Ls will watch and learn how it's done.

First years

190

[Anonymous User]

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[El Pollito]

why isn't a paralegal doing that?

[Anonymous User]

why isn't a paralegal doing that?

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[Anonymous User]

Not that it affects anyone else, but I work at a small firm that generally follows market. Partners said they didn't know what Cravath was doing this year but they already approved using the same bonus numbers from last year, so for us things are flat.

[BigZuck]

Not that it affects anyone else, but I work at a small firm that generally follows market. Partners said they didn't know what Cravath was doing this year but they already approved using the same bonus numbers from last year, so for us things are flat.

Did they also tell you that first years will be paid 190K next year or are they still trying to be coy?

[smaug]

i don't know what is going with the anons, but i'm sure it's totally real and i am very invested in it

[anonnymouse]

Can someone with shop skills shoop us up a nice fake bonus memo à la Milbank 2006? Then use one of those temporary email account services, spoof the SMTP headers to make it look like it came from a Milbank associate, and leak it to ATL?

TYIA.

[dixiecupdrinking]

why isn't a paralegal doing that?

deleted confidential info

What the fuck is this trash

[Big Shrimpin]

New serious prediction:

nobody announces and we end up actually really not getting bonuses.

Firms say "we're market followers, and that's just the market this year."

I then quit this shtty profession.

[mvp99]

New serious prediction:

nobody announces and we end up actually really not getting bonuses.

Firms say "we're market followers, and that's just the market this year."

I then quit this shtty profession.

its pretty obvious Firms are scared of high bonuses + high base combo.. u know Cravath announces 40k to first years then Skadden goes 190k with 10k bonus