Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:35 pm
bluedolphin wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 1:38 pm
Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 1:08 pm
What's your actual thesis here, bootlicker? Do you think you're the first person to suggest that Biglaw could treat its employees worse and still have a waiting list? I'm guessing the same is true of your job. No-offers wreck someone's chance of ever getting back into Biglaw. Layoffs are not quite as deleterious but, when they happen at a junior level, indebted associates often can't afford them. Why are you arguing for them? Partners feeling a little inadequate at the yacht auction this year?
Firms can conduct business how they want, but people who aren't sociopaths think millionaires should bear financial burdens before people who make 10-50x less than they do, and this board (and the rest of the Internet) takes, and should take, every opportunity to call out the ones treating employees like shit and tell other people not to go there and be treated like shit.
I've heard an onslaught of in-house bitching in my time, and yet you dickcheeses keep paying these ridiculous rates. Why don't you convince your bosses to stop using Biglaw and instead hiring Shingle and Yokel LLP for your needs? Most of my colleagues have been drowning in work their entire careers and would love to have one of their pain-in-the-ass clients off their plate. So why don't you come on here and tell us when you've given your "biglaw firm hiring/firing recommendations to investment leaders," and I'll come here and tell you to get fucked with a rake every time you do?
I actually agree with most of your points, I just don't think biglaw associates are in the place compensation wise to class yourself in with the rest of the people who make these arguments. Most biglaw associates, unless you went to school late are in the top 1-2% of their age bracket for income. How much more do you make than the janitorial staff at your office 6x, 7x? The legal assistants 3x?
Biglaw comp is high enough now, where it is the type of job that shouldn't have pure job security. Layoffs really suck, and really shouldn't happen to first years since they haven't had a chance to prove themselves, but beyond that inherent risk is part of the compensation biglaw associates earn. Earning 200k or whatever the comp number for first year isn't a right, its something that is earned.
I actually think alot of the associates I work with alot are underpaid, they make sacrifices on a personal level, where its likely they hit 2500 billables in a year, but full lockstep just fucks them. Maybe their comp that year was 220, it should be closer to 300.
Theres a reason why I noted that if you are laying off support staff first, thats shit. They are in the compensaiton position where they should have a secure job.
You're just all over the place, dude.
I don't get to complain because I make more than the support staff? FWIW, I think good support staff should make more anyway. I certainly wouldn't advocate they get fired more often. But when it comes to the partners making 20x what I make, or the multibillion dollar client, suddenly the right to complain is back on the table?
You're positing a bunch of questions that have obvious management answers. Why doesn't Cravath pay more than Dechert? Because it doesn't have to in order to differentiate itself among good talent (DRIPPING with preftige). Why don't good associates make more, and why aren't bad associates shitcanned at a higher rate? Because associates in a given class year bill out at the same rate and your company doesn't demand to differentiate when it pays the bills or refuse to pay for the shitty lawyers. Why don't associates who bill 2200+ make more? Because they're not decamping for places with lower hours expectations at particularly unique rates. Why isn't the 20% associate turnover a year--which, by the way, would be considered outrageously high in almost any other industry--even higher? Because, as you danced around but never bullseyed, it's really expensive to recruit, provide for, and train associates for several years until they're good, and clients aren't willing to pay more than they do to make it happen.
It's a bit ironic that you spend all this breath on how the Biglaw model is broken and then talking about how your company hires Latham and Kirkland and all of the people who would have the power to change all of these things if they really gave a shit. The strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must. The in-house criticism is always so pointless because it almost always comes from the same people who constantly fail to hire laterals due to giant pay cut demands, and who for the same work year after year with consistent 6% rate increases. Why would I listen to an exhortation for change from the people who are largely responsible for keeping this industry the same year after exhausting year?
I mean we don't pay for shit work and overbilling that is how this got started. Also I'd advise against playing the ad-hominem comp insult game, its not one you will win - I'm also not in-house counsel. My job and all of my colleagues job is at risk for lay-offs, its part of the exchange, in boom times we do exceedingly well, in not so great times, we don't do as well. Its likely I am laid off or things don't work out in the next 5-10 years and it is what it is. We all know it, and its all business.
If you look at your comparison set of true employees who make similar amounts of money to you its largely consulting, banking, and high finance. All have bonus heavy structures, and you don't see people blackballing Evercore because they conducted layoffs this year, or Mckinsey because they no-offered pat of the summer class.
I'm advocating for stronger performance incentives and cutting people/not offering summers that aren't performing. If you are worried about your job at that point, or your comp at that point that is on you. I agree you should be paid more, if you are performing.
Also on support staff versus yourself, support staff are often in a position where they can't be furloughed/laid off for a few months because they don't have the ability to meaningfully save. I would hope that you aren't in that position if you are more senior than a first year.