BigLaw Lawlz: 2L Summers + 1st year Associates, by the #'s Forum

[eljefe1]

Also, I wouldn't necessarily classify it a "website" in full. More accurately, it's an ongoing project that I came to TLS with in an effort to promulgate and collect more accurate data. Promptly add value to the project or exit the conversation. Thanx, B.

Well, it would have helped if you started out by saying that, rather than presenting it as a complete and accurate representation of the numbers and only backpedaling once people pointed out the errors.

Did you even read the posts? K bye

[eljefe1]

Well I'm not running a fucking website, am I. Jackass.

If you want to know how many first years there are at my firm, just post the wrong number and I will correct you promptly.

Well aren't you just a charming little schizo.

Also, I wouldn't necessarily classify it a "website" in full. More accurately, it's an ongoing project that I came to TLS with in an effort to promulgate and collect more accurate data. Promptly add value to the project or exit the conversation. Thanx, B.

So you came to TLS to hock your misinformation, and then get insulted when people try to explain why it's wrong?

It's less than useless until you fix it. If you ever get around to doing it properly, it could be really useful. Until then, accept the criticism it deserves and shut the fuck up

There's absolutely nothing wrong with the information I'm presenting. I think you fundamentally misunderstand what the charts are reflecting. Learn to read information.

[A. Nony Mouse]

Also, I wouldn't necessarily classify it a "website" in full. More accurately, it's an ongoing project that I came to TLS with in an effort to promulgate and collect more accurate data. Promptly add value to the project or exit the conversation. Thanx, B.

Well, it would have helped if you started out by saying that, rather than presenting it as a complete and accurate representation of the numbers and only backpedaling once people pointed out the errors.

Did you even read the posts? K bye

Yes, I read the posts. You posted two links to the pages on your website without any indication that you wanted more information or that you were aware there might be inaccuracies.

[eljefe1]

The alphas in this thread are real.

Word, to my brothas and sistahs

[eljefe1]

Also, I wouldn't necessarily classify it a "website" in full. More accurately, it's an ongoing project that I came to TLS with in an effort to promulgate and collect more accurate data. Promptly add value to the project or exit the conversation. Thanx, B.

Well, it would have helped if you started out by saying that, rather than presenting it as a complete and accurate representation of the numbers and only backpedaling once people pointed out the errors.

Did you even read the posts? K bye

Yes, I read the posts. You posted two links to the pages on your website without any indication that you wanted more information or that you were aware there might be inaccuracies.

It's a project. Projects require iteration and re-iteration. Brain storming. Listen to this an relax your sweat stains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry4BzonlVlw

[A. Nony Mouse]

Well, it would have helped if you started out by saying that, rather than presenting it as a complete and accurate representation of the numbers and only backpedaling once people pointed out the errors.

Did you even read the posts? K bye

Yes, I read the posts. You posted two links to the pages on your website without any indication that you wanted more information or that you were aware there might be inaccuracies.

It's a project. Projects require iteration and re-iteration. Brain storming. Listen to this an relax your sweat stains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry4BzonlVlw

Then tell people it's a project rather than getting your panties in a twist when people don't ooh and aah over it.

[eljefe1]

Again, I'm going to have to direct you to learn how to read. Are you even a law student/lawyer or at the very least attending a community college. For the love of CHRIST.

[Danger Zone]

Holy shit

[eljefe1]

If you look at the bottom line of either post, you'll notice an asterisk that says the following: "Data are from NALP Directory of Legal Employers". If you can't infer that this is an incomplete project with imperfect data, well.. I'll pray for your soul.

[eljefe1]

I must mention that the only higher power I believe in is myself.

[Danger Zone]

And then he posts that fucking godawful song Selfie. You can't make this shit up.

[eljefe1]

And then he posts that fucking godawful song Selfie. You can't make this shit up.

How did you even get into TLS? Didn't you only score a 165? 165's are so tacky. God.

[eljefe1]

[A. Nony Mouse]

If you look at the bottom line of either post, you'll notice an asterisk that says the following: "Data are from NALP Directory of Legal Employers". If you can't infer that this is an incomplete project with imperfect data, well.. I'll pray for your soul.

Dude, I do criminal law, I don't actually know or care what's in the NALP directory. You just seem awfully defensive about the whole thing.

Also, don't be an ass about LSAT scores. So tacky. God.

[eljefe1]

If you look at the bottom line of either post, you'll notice an asterisk that says the following: "Data are from NALP Directory of Legal Employers". If you can't infer that this is an incomplete project with imperfect data, well.. I'll pray for your soul.

Dude, I do criminal law, I don't actually know or care what's in the NALP directory. You just seem awfully defensive about the whole thing.

Also, don't be an ass about LSAT scores. So tacky. God.

What's Crimnuhl lawh? is that how you say it? Is that where poor people go to keep being poor?

is this what you look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knUFWY2P44

Are you a shy boy/girl with self image problems?

[eljefe1]

Charlotte can teach you all a few important lessons.