Oh my god. I don't think I've ever laughed at anything on TLS this hard. I can't believe you wore a seersucker suit to those interviews (seriously, why do people even wear those anymore)?Career services told me halfway through to stop wearing my seersucker suit, but I still have either gotten rejected or not heard anything from the firms that I wore a more conservative suit to since then so I don't think that was it.
How did the people interviewing you not die of laughter? Hahahaha!