NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon does a 180! Holder wept.) Forum

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:22 am

anonnymouse understands

mvp99 · Post by **mvp99** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:49 am

heres whats going to happen..its set in stone http://abovethelaw.com/2015/11/where-ar ... this-year/

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:56 am

smaug wrote:anonnymouse understands

SHREWD ANALYSIS TYTYTY

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:59 am

Bonuses lie in the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge.

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:33 pm

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:45 pm

lolz at us midlevels making our firms 1MM+ in revenue and getting SPS comp

its time for our revolution

si, se puede!

mvp99 · Post by **mvp99** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:46 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:lolz at us midlevels making our firms 1MM+ in revenue and getting SPS comp

its time for our revolution

si, se puede!

Based on the rules of thirds you should be making at least 330k

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:56 pm

mvp99 wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:lolz at us midlevels making our firms 1MM+ in revenue and getting SPS comp

its time for our revolution

si, se puede!
Based on the rules of thirds you should be making at least 330k

#oppression

PMan99 · Post by **PMan99** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:01 pm

Desert Fox wrote:I actually think bonuses will just be flat. Cravath would have be pretty ballsy to lower bonuses in a decent year. They could justify a small reduction because this year isn't great. But that is a bad moral hit for a little amount of money. They can't really justify a large cut without risking their reputation long term and possibly being SHATTERED by everyone else.

But zero chance we get better bonuses.

This is close to my thoughts as well - "market" stays the same although they'd probably like to reduce. And a lot of firms will find sneaky ways to reduce bonuses even if they are marginally still market bonus firms.

PennBull · Post by **PennBull** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:02 pm

stoked for NOBONUS and NORAISES

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:05 pm

PennBull wrote:stoked for NOBONUS and NORAISES

ME TOO HIGH FIVE!!!!!

kcdc1 · Post by **kcdc1** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:13 pm

Sad to see what this thread has become. Surely, when the day of NY->190k inevitably comes, the tiny partner in the sky will not see fit to reward such faithlessness.

Br3v · Post by **Br3v** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:26 pm

PMan99 wrote:And a lot of firms will find sneaky ways to reduce bonuses

NY to NO GUAC

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:28 pm

instead of health insurance, ny to assign a tiny partner to investigate your internal ailments and yell at you from the inside to keep billing

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:29 pm

Skadden bonus announcement: associate will now be served the remainder of the cheese platter, first come first serve

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:30 pm

smaug wrote:instead of health insurance, ny to assign a tiny partner to investigate your internal ailments and yell at you from the inside to keep billing

this hit way too close to home

brb need to call facilities because my office has become infested with tiny partners due to my leaving a half-eaten seamless order on desk from last night

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:31 pm

smaug wrote:Skadden bonus announcement: associate will now be served the remainder of the cheese platter, first come first serve

NY TO 1 CHEESE PLATTER

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:31 pm

tiny partner shrieks: if there are leftovers the seamless budget is way too high!!

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:35 pm

NY TO NOSEAMLESS

Monochromatic Oeuvre · Post by **Monochromatic Oeuvre** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 2:15 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:NY TO NOSEAMLESS

Two things you never lay a hand on: A man's wife, and his lukewarm chicken tikka masala.

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:09 pm

smaug wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?
Tomorrow.

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:12 pm

smaug wrote:
smaug wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?
Tomorrow.

im getting sick of this just want this announcement to drop so I can focus on DEM BILLABLES

PennBull · Post by **PennBull** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:29 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
smaug wrote:
smaug wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?
Tomorrow.

im getting sick of this just want this announcement to drop so I can focus on DEM BILLABLES

NY TO 190KBILLABLES

SplitMyPants · Post by **SplitMyPants** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:38 pm

Friend of mine just got a call from a firm recruiter quibbling over a missing NALP reimbursement receipt worth $18.47.

NY to zero cheese plates

FluffMonster · Post by **FluffMonster** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:55 pm

Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:I'm moving to Texas if comp stays flat. Pretty sure they won't be able to replace me.
An army of Fordham 164s are lying in wait for pissy associates to declare that this, as opposed to any part of the previous seven years, is the last straw.

NY to 190 jobs for Fordham students.

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