NY GOES TO 180k! IT HAPPENED!!!! (CovingTTTon does a 180! Holder wept.) Forum

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:27 pm

anonnymouse wrote:
smaug wrote:Actual takeaway: deal volume was down so unless you're at WLRK and getting a percentage this year was worse than last.

Can't wait for CSM to set the market at a Chipotle gift card for first years.
Sorry Toby but you're wrong. Both deal count and deal volume are up YoY.

Damn ownt. Can't wait for those bonus increases that will surely happen then!!

anonnymouse · Post by **anonnymouse** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:55 pm

smaug wrote:
anonnymouse wrote:
smaug wrote:Actual takeaway: deal volume was down so unless you're at WLRK and getting a percentage this year was worse than last.

Can't wait for CSM to set the market at a Chipotle gift card for first years.
Sorry Toby but you're wrong. Both deal count and deal volume are up YoY.
Damn ownt. Can't wait for those bonus increases that will surely happen then!!

TBF, I voted for the unchanged option in the bonus poll and, my trolling to the contrary, I don't think salaries will move within the next year. But facts are facts. Deal flow increasing YoY is a fact. And that's important to me because I highly value righteous indignation and an ever-expanding list of reasons to boomer hate.

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:06 am

I'm an STB associate. Last year, a fellow associate told me a grapevine story from a "very reliable" source about salary bump being a sure thing in 2015. I was legit shocked when the comp memo showed no movement. I want to believe, but...I just can't.

twenty 8 · Post by **twenty 8** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:17 am

We recently had a couple of sizeable firms close down in my state. So, probably not expecting any huge increase (even though biz has been steadyish).

TLSModBot · Post by **TLSModBot** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:29 am

Anonymous User wrote:I'm an STB associate. Last year, a fellow associate told me a grapevine story from a "very reliable" source about salary bump being a sure thing in 2015. I was legit shocked when the comp memo showed no movement. I want to believe, but...I just can't.

Um so if it didn't occur last year then it must be this one. No raises 2 years in a row now is just inconceivable.

barkschool · Post by **barkschool** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:53 pm

twenty 8 wrote:We recently had a couple of sizeable firms close down in my state. So, probably not expecting any huge increase (even though biz has been steadyish).

out the sTTTate

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:23 pm

anyone else excited about tomorrow's announcement?

twenty 8 · Post by **twenty 8** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:35 pm

barkschool wrote:
twenty 8 wrote:We recently had a couple of sizeable firms close down in my state. So, probably not expecting any huge increase (even though biz has been steadyish).
out the sTTTate

Fla.

As compared to last year, it’s been touch n’ go. We cut down on the number of SAs and a couple firms I am buddies with fell short of making 100% offers. Truly anecdotal, mood is more like “hope they match last year” rather than speculation on increases.

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:48 pm

Anonymous User wrote:anyone else excited about tomorrow's announcement?

LOLZZZ

NOBONUSES NORAISES

Abbie Doobie · Post by **Abbie Doobie** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 3:58 pm

class year freeze announcements coming tmr, hth

Internetdan · Post by **Internetdan** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:07 pm

Abbie Doobie wrote:class year freeze announcements coming tmr, hth

bruh...

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:10 pm

Abbie Doobie wrote:class year freeze announcements coming tmr, hth

market-following firms desperately HOAPING for NOBONUSES/NORAISES from cravath et al despite having BANNER year

(this is my life)

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:17 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
Abbie Doobie wrote:class year freeze announcements coming tmr, hth

market-following firms desperately HOAPING for NOBONUSES/NORAISES from cravath et al despite having BANNER year

(this is my life)

it would reduce PPP by .05 percent

TLSModBot · Post by **TLSModBot** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:19 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:
Abbie Doobie wrote:class year freeze announcements coming tmr, hth

market-following firms desperately HOAPING for NOBONUSES/NORAISES from cravath et al despite having BANNER year

(this is my life)

Who made you this way bro. You must not be at one of those MARKET-LEADING firms like P,W

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:23 pm

im only PRESTIGIOUS enough for the V20ish and down firms

jbagelboy · Post by **jbagelboy** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:24 pm

This thread has taken a dark turn from wild farcical gesticulation to dangerous hopelessness

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:32 pm

NY to "you come here and bill five hours and we will let you use the bathroom and drink coffee, at eight you get a meal, ten you get paid for the day"

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:34 pm

There is a rumor at my firm that the firm just plans on giving more people "under-performing" status during their views to screw them out of bonus.

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:38 pm

Anonymous User wrote:There is a rumor at my firm that the firm just plans on giving more people "under-performing" status during their views to screw them out of bonus.

guess this is PH with the new "no more 50 hour budget accommodation" thing?

(i.e., 2000 minimum but they had always ended up only requiring 1950, but this year apparently not doing that)

Anonymous User · Post by **Anonymous User** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:27 pm

Anonymous User wrote:There is a rumor at my firm that the firm just plans on giving more people "under-performing" status during their views to screw them out of bonus.

Already had my review so joke's on them

souzakid · Post by **souzakid** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:58 pm

twenty 8 wrote:
barkschool wrote:
twenty 8 wrote:We recently had a couple of sizeable firms close down in my state. So, probably not expecting any huge increase (even though biz has been steadyish).
out the sTTTate
Fla.

As compared to last year, it’s been touch n’ go. We cut down on the number of SAs and a couple firms I am buddies with fell short of making 100% offers. Truly anecdotal, mood is more like “hope they match last year” rather than speculation on increases.

you wouldn't happen to be talking about tampa/orlando would you?

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:04 am

What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?

smaug · Post by **smaug** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:10 am

Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?

Tomorrow.

Big Shrimpin · Post by **Big Shrimpin** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:11 am

smaug wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?
Tomorrow.

show your work

anonnymouse · Post by **anonnymouse** » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:21 am

Big Shrimpin wrote:
smaug wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:What time are we thinking for the NOBONUSES/NORAISES announcement?
Tomorrow.
show your work

Toby is just tautologizing NOBONUS:

The announcement is tomorrow, tomorrow, you're always a day away. Therefore, NOBONUS. QED.

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