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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:19 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
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How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
Original post by VentureMBA no less :lol:. Tbf, this type of MBA student is emblematic of the type of JD-MBAs at my t14.
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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Another week and I’m still getting paid more than Cravath and DPW associates.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by ChairmanKaga » Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:07 pm

ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)
Now do Arnold & Porter

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:15 pm

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Another week and I’m still getting paid more than Cravath and DPW associates.
Even better, it's payday at my non-elite, matching v50. Going to cry to the bank wishing my LinkedIn profile oozed a little more prestige.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by NoLongerALurker » Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm

ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by ChairmanKaga » Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:44 pm

NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
Is your point that counsel/SA are paid less than non-equity partners and therefore PEP would increase by moving people into the counsel/SA bracket and paying them less? Is it true generally that counsel/SA are paid less than non-equity partners (genuine question)? Sorry if I'm missing something obvious here.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm

NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:46 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).
I think they’re trying to say the exact opposite, because they don’t understand how math works lol

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:11 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm
VentureMBA wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:18 pm
How does having only equity partners make PPP lower?
Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).
I think they’re trying to say the exact opposite, because they don’t understand how math works lol
Haven't read through the thread but maybe someone needs to tell them that the denominator in PPP is the number of equity partners and, therefore, how you label the NSPs or how many tiers of partnership the firm has doesn't affect the PPP.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by NoLongerALurker » Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:00 am

Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:11 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:31 pm


Just sayin to those following another thread here, this is why lawyers aren't coders at FAANGS.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).
I think they’re trying to say the exact opposite, because they don’t understand how math works lol
Haven't read through the thread but maybe someone needs to tell them that the denominator in PPP is the number of equity partners and, therefore, how you label the NSPs or how many tiers of partnership the firm has doesn't affect the PPP.
Ah, I always figured (not that I’ve ever looked into it) that reported PPP figures included NSPs in the denominator. I stand corrected I guess.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:03 am

NoLongerALurker wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:00 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:11 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 5:32 pm


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).
I think they’re trying to say the exact opposite, because they don’t understand how math works lol
Haven't read through the thread but maybe someone needs to tell them that the denominator in PPP is the number of equity partners and, therefore, how you label the NSPs or how many tiers of partnership the firm has doesn't affect the PPP.
Ah, I always figured (not that I’ve ever looked into it) that reported PPP figures included NSPs in the denominator. I stand corrected I guess.
Always figured

Never looked into it

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by NoLongerALurker » Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:07 am

Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:03 am
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 1:00 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:11 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:46 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 8:57 pm
NoLongerALurker wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 7:34 pm
ChairmanKaga wrote:
Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:46 pm

Not the original person quoted here, but I think you may have missed the point? Having only equity partners doesn't impact PEP. Having fewer equity partners as a proportion of your overall headcount (i.e. having higher leverage) does impact PEP.

Compare these:
- Freshfields: 390 equity, 0 non-equity, 2800 lawyers (14% equity)
- Cleary: 169 equity, 0 non-equity, 1151 lawyers (15% equity)
- Paul Weiss: 160 equity, 0 non-equity, 1017 lawyers (16% equity)
- DPW: 156 equity, 0 non-equity, 982 lawyers (16% equity)
- Cravath: 90 equity, 0 non-equity, 518 lawyers (17% equity)

With these:
- K&E: 476 equity, 687 non-equity, 2749 lawyers (17% equity)
- Akin: 172 equity, 156 non-equity, 907 lawyers (19% equity)
- Goodwin: 250 equity, 167 non-equity, 1187 lawyers (21% equity)
- Proskaur: 163 equity, 81 non-equity, 731 lawyers (22% equity)
- Baker Botts: 165 equity, 119 non-equity, 719 lawyers (23% equity)

Sure, but now move 119 NEPs at BB into counsel or senior associate status and keep everything else fixed and see what happens to their PPP?
I hope you're trying to say nothing happens to the PPP whatever you call them (counsel/nsp/nep/SA).
I think they’re trying to say the exact opposite, because they don’t understand how math works lol
Haven't read through the thread but maybe someone needs to tell them that the denominator in PPP is the number of equity partners and, therefore, how you label the NSPs or how many tiers of partnership the firm has doesn't affect the PPP.
Ah, I always figured (not that I’ve ever looked into it) that reported PPP figures included NSPs in the denominator. I stand corrected I guess.
Always figured

Never looked into it

Commented anyway

Classic TLS commentator

Only difference is you acknowledged it, so you’ve got that going for you.
I was also vague enough so as to never actually asserted anything, so really I wasn’t even wrong. Win win.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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I'm getting smashed and SHOULD be having a good Friday night but all I can think about is that Neil won't raise my goddamn salary

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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I'm getting smashed and SHOULD be having a good Friday night but all I can think about is that Neil won't raise my goddamn salary
We all feel like this. I'm up writing a brief right now at my TTT non-peer non-market V10 firm. DPW should have announced a match + spring / fall bonuses within a week of Milbank.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:38 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:06 am
I'm getting smashed and SHOULD be having a good Friday night but all I can think about is that Neil won't raise my goddamn salary
We all feel like this. I'm up writing a brief right now at my TTT non-peer non-market V10 firm. DPW should have announced a match + spring / fall bonuses within a week of Milbank.
I’m sitting here depressed because the escort just snorted the last of my cocaine and I wanted to do another bump off her ass but now I can’t afford more and also I wanted to have two escorts but the second one needs to dress as Thomas the Tank Engine and that costs extra and I can’t afford it because I’m a Broke Boy because Neil won’t give me a raise.

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO SLEEP WITH ONLY ONE ESCORT AND RUN OUT OF COKE, NEIL?!

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 11:48 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:38 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:06 am
I'm getting smashed and SHOULD be having a good Friday night but all I can think about is that Neil won't raise my goddamn salary
We all feel like this. I'm up writing a brief right now at my TTT non-peer non-market V10 firm. DPW should have announced a match + spring / fall bonuses within a week of Milbank.
I’m sitting here depressed because the escort just snorted the last of my cocaine and I wanted to do another bump off her ass but now I can’t afford more and also I wanted to have two escorts but the second one needs to dress as Thomas the Tank Engine and that costs extra and I can’t afford it because I’m a Broke Boy because Neil won’t give me a raise.

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO SLEEP WITH ONLY ONE ESCORT AND RUN OUT OF COKE, NEIL?!
What the fuck were you actually doing when you typed this?

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Prudent_Jurist wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 12:00 pm
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 11:48 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:38 am
Anonymous User wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:06 am
I'm getting smashed and SHOULD be having a good Friday night but all I can think about is that Neil won't raise my goddamn salary
We all feel like this. I'm up writing a brief right now at my TTT non-peer non-market V10 firm. DPW should have announced a match + spring / fall bonuses within a week of Milbank.
I’m sitting here depressed because the escort just snorted the last of my cocaine and I wanted to do another bump off her ass but now I can’t afford more and also I wanted to have two escorts but the second one needs to dress as Thomas the Tank Engine and that costs extra and I can’t afford it because I’m a Broke Boy because Neil won’t give me a raise.

WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO SLEEP WITH ONLY ONE ESCORT AND RUN OUT OF COKE, NEIL?!
What the fuck were you actually doing when you typed this?
Running redlines for Neil.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

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Where the F is my raise.

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by objctnyrhnr » Sat Feb 12, 2022 3:12 pm

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Anonymous User wrote:
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Another week and I’m still getting paid more than Cravath and DPW associates.
Even better, it's payday at my non-elite, matching v50. Going to cry to the bank wishing my LinkedIn profile oozed a little more prestige.
Literally this

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:44 am

TODAY IS THE DAY

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Re: Milbank Scale: NYC to 215K - 385K

Post by Anonymous User » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:21 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:44 am
TODAY IS THE DAY
Snoop is going to announce the DPW special bonuses in the middle of the half time show tonight. You heard it here first!

Seriously? What are you waiting for?

Now there's a charge.
Just kidding ... it's still FREE!


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