Did I just blow my chances with a specific law firm for 3L mass mailing by going to office hours? Forum

[Anonymous User]

???

[fats provolone]

you should file a declaratory judgment action

[justabitunusual]

prob wouldn't apply to that partner's firm at all.

OK that's you. But why should I not apply to that firm at all? So I can be jobless

Oh, you're right, i wrongly assumed you might have a shot at getting hired anywhere else.

[Anonymous User]

I guess. We also know your class year, that you have an unusual name, a sick dad, your approximate class ranking, and I'm sure some other stuff that I don't care enough to back and read through.

It was some philosophical discussion of "the meaning of a name," not his name nor mine in particular. For all you know, I'm John E. Smith III.
But yea, I forgot I told my classmates about my approximate class rank and my sick dad. Just 2 bits of typical convo fodder I use over and over again over coffee. So I guess those are the two "facts" that my classmates will use to triangulate me.

[20160810]

It amazes me how many people don't realize that character is destiny. Compulsively dishonest people get figured out eventually.

Also op don't forget that you also mentioned you were below median. Below median student without summer associate job taking class from adjunct prof at (probably) C or N narrows it down quite a bit. You're probably not going to be outed on that alone but if you also have a habit of making up cock and bull stories I wouldn't be surprised if someone recognized you.

[fats provolone]

It amazes me how many people don't realize that character is destiny. Compulsively dishonest people get figured out eventually.

Also op don't forget that you also mentioned you were below median. Below median student without summer associate job taking class from adjunct prof at (probably) C or N narrows it down quite a bit. You're probably not going to be outed on that alone but if you also have a habit of making up cock and bull stories I wouldn't be surprised if someone recognized you.

assumes he doesn't also lie to all his classmates about his summer plans

[20160810]

Op reminds me of my first high school girlfriend. She told me that she was a professional snowboarder who went to Switzerland on weekends for tournaments. This seemed suspicious, but I held on because I was angling for an HJ (unsuccessfully, as it would turn out)

[Anonymous User]

assumes he doesn't also lie to all his classmates about his summer plans

And I mentioned *here* that I'm submedian. IRL, well you know.

[pleadthafif]

What's the range of NYC firms that don't take below median from C/N?

[Clearly]

You have real mental health issues and you should seek help.

[20160810]

You have real mental health issues and you should seek help.

In all seriousness this seems like the case. I shouldn't make fun of him but it's just like the most perfectly fermented blend of aspergers and douche

[fats provolone]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

outed (he admitted it later in the thread anyway)

[20160810]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

THICKEN THE PLOT BROTHER

How would you describe op's attractiveness?

[Anonymous User]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

THICKEN THE PLOT BROTHER

How would you describe op's attractiveness?

below median

[20160810]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

THICKEN THE PLOT BROTHER

How would you describe op's attractiveness?

below median

Was he the dude who wore coats and ties to class 1l year? I feel like there's always one of those

[Anonymous User]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

Yea? Why don't you lob up your best guess? Because I have a few people in mind myself who wouldn't want this thread pinned on them as though they authored all of this.

[20160810]

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[fats provolone]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

[Anonymous User]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

No threats. Just that he has his theories as to who this is; I have mine. So he better make his 1 guess count.

[justabitunusual]

I'm not going to out OP but everyone at our school knows who this is.

Yea? Why don't you lob up your best guess? Because I have a few people in mind myself who wouldn't want this thread pinned on them as though they authored all of this.

OMG...lololol....shiz gettin real

[20160810]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

No threats. Just that he has his theories as to who this is, and I have mine, so he only gets 1 guess.

It sounds like we won't need two, Señor Well Actually

[pleadthafif]

I don't know what's going on with this anon fight but it would be pretty epic if somehow the prof got emailed a link to this thread.

[justabitunusual]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

This has got to be the best/worst thread ever.

[fats provolone]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

No threats. Just that he has his theories as to who this is; I have mine. So he better make his 1 guess count.

The letter B. That's all I'm going to say.

[Anonymous User]

lol wait was that some sort of weird threat to blame this thread on a classmate?

This has got to be the best/worst thread ever.

This thread has been the worst thread ever pretty much since the start. It should have stayed at OP posts stupid story and seeks advice, a few people tell him that he fucked up, done. Instead just about every troll on this forum decided to have a bit of fun at OP's expense. And now OP is potentially going to get royally screwed over it.