I take issue with some of how you've characterized it.
SPerez wrote:Have HORRIBLE hours. 2200 billable hour requirement = 50 /hr work weeks minimum for 50 weeks. The billable hour is responsible for the meteoric rise in law firm profits in the last 50 years, but is also pretty universally decried as the worst thing to ever happen to the legal profession.
Many other types of lawyers have to bill their hours. Other lawyers work long hours, though probably not as much as biglaw on average. Biglawyers are compensated better (at least at the start).
SPerez wrote:Often require years of tedious, uninteresting work for the vague future promise of becoming "partner", which takes longer and longer to attain each year.
Legal work in general tends to be tedious. Of course there are positions with less tedious work, but this isn't something unique to biglaw. I also don't think any nondeluded person is going into most biglaw firms with the idea of making partner.
SPerez wrote:Frequently have an "eat what you kill" culture where you're only as valuable to them as the business you bring in, which most people believe leads to a really negative work environment with little benefit to the client
Associates aren't part of "eat what you kill" since they aren't being valued for their ability to bring in business. Maybe "eat what you kill" does create a negative environment, I'm not sure. That said, I suspect that biglaw isn't significantly more "eat what you kill" than other private law firms. I don't see why such a system and the assumingly corresponding attitude wouldn't also exist in midsize and smaller firms.
True.
SPerez wrote:Notoriously hostile to having families, which statistically speaking nearly all of you have or will have
I guess they are hostile in the sense that working a lot of unpredictable hours makes it hard to have a family (or at least have a happy family).
I think rad is right overall but I'd like to refine that a bit.
SPerez wrote:So what's the attraction? Because preftige? Dolla dolla bills y'all? Do I overrate the value of being happy at your job? Or do K-JD's not have enough experience to really understand what working those hours is really like and figure "Pay me $150k and I don't care what the job is."?
I think some of this is right, though I would add and refine this list.
- Money - Some people want to make money or have a certain standard of living. I'm not saying this is what will make them happy but they think it's what they want so they choose the job accordingly. On top of that, many people with high debt take the high paying job to service this debt.
- Work - Some people want to do a certain kind of work (e.g. securities, VC, large company M&A, white collar, etc) that tends to be the province of large law firms and thus choose the kind of firm that corresponds to the kind of work they want to do.
- Exit Options - Some people want to end up as in-house counsel, AUSA, etc, and in some cases going into biglaw makes sense for ending up in that position (even if it's not necessarily the only way to get there).
- Ease - At top schools, it is (relatively) easy to get a job in biglaw. Firms show up to your school and recruit you. You don't have to look them up, you don't have to apply on your own, you just let the firms do the work. This isn't true of most other kinds of jobs like DAs offices which require you to do a lot of legwork to apply and get one of these jobs.
- Safe - It feels safer to get a job in biglaw during law school than in other areas. Your biglaw job will feel like its locked up by 2L fall, over a year and half before graduation and almost 2 years before the bar. Technically it won't be locked up until summer/fall 3L assuming you get an offer (and of course recent events like Brown Rudnick say this is no guarantee), but even this is still well before most other jobs will hire people for postgraduation spots. Most smaller/midsize firms won't hire until well into 3L, the same is often true of public interest organizations and governmental positions as well. It's scary to live as a 2L/3L who doesn't have a job lined up and there is a lot of solace in taking a job during fall 2L that will make you feel like you already have a job lined up for after graduation.
I have to jet now but if I can think of other stuff I'll add it to the list.