15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs! Forum

[TripTrip]

And I'm not entirely joking about the subject line: "15 to 75% Off"

Seriously? Is this a department store?

[RhymesLikeDimes]

They hand out JDs like a department store. What a disgusting organization.

I especially love the template Windows wallpaper as a background. No way that took more than 5 minutes to make.

[Crowing]

I was actually going to post something similar. I got this gem in the mail today. The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

[Borg]

Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?

[dirtrida2]

Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?

I thought the same thing when I got the Cooley email...

It's like oohhh click here to see your scholarship.

You click and they have this whole elaborate system that you work through to see your scholarship via GPA.

Take your GPA x 15 - add your LSAT score - Plug that number into your chart: BAM Scholly $.

[ph14]

Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?

[A → B ⊨ ¬B → ¬A]

The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

[ph14]

The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

. What about sham-wow guy?

[dirtrida2]

So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%?

[toothbrush]

lolololol triptrip i was going to post this. i loved it! 15-75% off. lmfao..

[PRgradBYU]

The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

Hardest I've ever LOL'd on this site. Thomas M. Cooley emails somehow keep avoiding my spam folder...

[dirtrida2]

Here at Cooley, our degrees are so versatile - you can use them to clean your kitchen, dry the car, or even scrub a boat!

[ph14]

Here at Cooley, are degrees are so versatile - you can use them to clean your kitchen, dry the car, or even scrub a boat!

180. .

[Crowing]

So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%?

Does this mean if I have a 180 and a 1.9 I can still get 75% off at Cooley? Sweet.

[Cicero76]

This is so incredibly awesome. But they aren't getting me to come to their prestigious institution-with-an-incredibly-corny-Latin-motto unless they give me a Shamwow AND some oxyclean along with my 75% off coupon.

[wert3813]

So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%?

Does this mean if I have a 180 and a 1.9 I can still get 75% off at Cooley? Sweet.

or a 4.0 157. Let the reverse splitters know.

[albusdumbledore]

Cooley threads are not funny bros.

[dirtrida2]

Cooley threads are not funny bros.

I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

[albusdumbledore]

Cooley threads are not funny bros.

I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

Naw dood. It's just played out and makes you look kinda douchey. HAR HAR COOLEY

[20141023]

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[Borg]

If you had been admitted to Yale, how much would Cooley have to pay you to get you to go there? Obviously a full ride isn't enough. If they gave you a tax free living stipend of $300,000/year, would you go?

[LexLeon]

...the antithesis to holistic application review: automatic admittance and scholarship money based on numbers alone.

[noobishned]

Wait.... does that mean that the max scholarship someone can get from Cooley is 75%? Do they even offer something like a "full-ride scholarship," or are students stuck paying at least some percentage of the tuition even if they had a 180 / 4.0?

I hope no one with a 180/4.0 would go to Cooley!

[dirtrida2]

Cooley threads are not funny bros.

I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

Naw dood. It's just played out and makes you look kinda douchey. HAR HAR COOLEY

Yea I understand, its all in good fun (especially when they bring it upon themselves through solicitation), but TBH, if this makes us look "douchey", what do you call the rest of TLS; lol.

[PRgradBYU]

If you had been admitted to Yale, how much would Cooley have to pay you to get you to go there? Obviously a full ride isn't enough. If they gave you a tax free living stipend of $300,000/year, would you go?

$900,000 wouldn't be worth a lifetime of the snickers I'd hear when I told people my alma mater was Cooley.