What to do if you are rejected. (Humor) Forum

[Sloth Hero]

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee

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Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.

[AntipodeanPhil]

If Penn rejects me next cycle, I'm going to have my Mom call them. She usually sorts those things out.

[Sloth Hero]

If Penn rejects me next cycle, that would be incredibly mean. Especially since I didn't apply.

[Ikki]

Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?

[dakatz]

Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?

Someone told me that he was rejected from a law firm he never even applied to. Talk about being unwanted.

[Ikki]

Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?

Someone told me that he was rejected from a law firm he never even applied to. Talk about being unwanted.

A precautionary rejection? Fuck...

[Cade McNown]

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee

Taken from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20SgSP/ww ... n_let.html


Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.

Laughed until strikethrough.

[3ThrowAway99]

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee

Taken from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20SgSP/ww ... n_let.html


Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.

Hilarious. Definitely wouldn't send it, but hilarious.