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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
You guys are fucking losers.
- MrPapagiorgio
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Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
No, but I almost spit my coffee all over the computer screen reading your post.MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Haha, you should send in an app saying how much you want to go there, and all the b.s. reasons why they should be ranked in the top 5 (which their president apparently thinks). I think the Cooley adcomm members basically cream their collective pants when anyone with over a 155 LSAT even considers them. You may be able to negotiate a scholly and a job as their dean off the bat.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.MrPapagiorgio wrote:Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
What an original thread!!!
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Umm, if I was "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel," I would not be here mid-day on a Wednesday. Or on this forum period for that matter. So who is the "fucking loser" again?danquayle wrote:No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.MrPapagiorgio wrote:Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Good day.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Dude, shut up. The Cooley jokes have been played to death on TLS. If you're gonna try to post something funny or worthwhile, try harder.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
That's because you're not "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel" and have no understanding of what "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel" would do. Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.MrPapagiorgio wrote:Umm, if I was "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel," I would not be here mid-day on a Wednesday. Or on this forum period for that matter. So who is the "fucking loser" again?danquayle wrote:No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.MrPapagiorgio wrote:Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Good day.
And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.
And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.
You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.
Though this Cooley business is played out OP.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
So it is. I didn't expect such a reaction though. But I won't get into anonymous name-calling on the internet.bloopyblooper wrote:danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.
And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.
You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.
Though this Cooley business is played out OP.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Cool story brah
- txadv11
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Does anyone else get a ridiculous amount of spam from Detroit Mercy? I think they have topped Regent and Cooley combined.
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Well, that was his undergrad, but thanks for proving my point. Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up. Most of you guys are trying to go somewhere. Why do you feel the need to rip those who are trying to do the same?bloopyblooper wrote:danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.
And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.
You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.
Though this Cooley business is played out OP.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
]danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Exactly. Make a thread about Nova Southeastern or Barry.beachbum wrote:Dude, shut up. The Cooley jokes have been played to death on TLS. If you're gonna try to post something funny or worthwhile, try harder.
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So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.dresden doll wrote:]danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
I get the most from Baylor. 1 mailing per week... I was pretty fascinated to learn the director of the Blind Side went to Baylor law though...txadv11 wrote:Does anyone else get a ridiculous amount of spam from Detroit Mercy? I think they have topped Regent and Cooley combined.
The Gentleman: Is your name a How I met your mother reference? just curious
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Whooshdanquayle wrote:So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.dresden doll wrote:]danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Look up the highest paid lawyers... ~90% graduated from T30-T2.dresden doll wrote:]danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
This thread delivers.


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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...
Retake does wonders. 169 in December.tkgrrett wrote:says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT..MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?
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