LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure? Forum

GermX · Post by **GermX** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:18 pm

I plan on sending it by priority mail instead of e-mail!

Dear Admissions Committee,

I just wanted to write to you a letter of continued interest because well, as you may have guessed, I am really and truly (quite veraciously in fact) interested in your prestigious law school. I sent this by personal mail as well because as you may have guessed I included my scent so as to show you that I will be keeping with the cleanliness standards of your esteemed institution.

Consider me as your first choice to get off your waitlist, for I am honestly the most qualified among your candidates (within the confines of the waitlist). How do I know, you may ask, if I do not know the numbers etc... of the other candidates? Well, first of all, my balls are huge, and according to About.com, only 1% of the world population has huge balls. So as you can see, I am special. And don't you want someone with huge balls as a graduate of Columbia Law School?

Let me know, ok?

P.S. It's the new scent by Tom Ford=).

Kind Regards,

GermX

Z3RO · Post by **Z3RO** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:19 pm

in b4 "cleansiness"

eldizknee · Post by **eldizknee** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

GermX · Post by **GermX** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

Fixed! thnx!!!

soundgardener · Post by **soundgardener** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:22 pm

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nyknicks · Post by **nyknicks** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:27 pm

GW sucks.

TTH · Post by **TTH** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:32 pm

GermX · Post by **GermX** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:35 pm

Thnx the LOCI took me quite a while to craft but I believe its a winner!

trialjunky · Post by **trialjunky** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:45 pm

lol, I can't imagine they could ever turn you down after that. Awesomeness

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