LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart. Forum

[reasonabledoubt]

120 - 2 inches.

130 - 2.5 inches.

140 - 3 inches.

150 - 4 inches.

160 - 6 inches.

170 - 8 inches.

180 - 12 inches.

[am060459]

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pleasetryagain]

do we average multiples or take the highest?

[ViIIager]

2020 hindsight on posting.

[CyLaw]

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.

[reasonabledoubt]

do we average multiples or take the highest?

I'm going with highest....

[dutchstriker]

Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.

[SAE]

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[reasonabledoubt]

Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.

I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.

(Women)

120 - A cup

130 - A cup

140 - A cup

150 - B cup

160 - C cup

170 - D cup

180 - I Cup

[am060459]

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.

so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.

[iamtaw]

this chart is screwed up. i didn't get a 193 lsat

[reasonabledoubt]

Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?

0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

[SAE]

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[AtticusFinch]

WTF is an I cup?

[thalassocrat]

Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.

I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.

(Women)

120 - A cup

130 - A cup

140 - A cup

150 - B cup

160 - C cup

170 - D cup

180 - I Cup

If only...

[am060459]

Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?

0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?

what about urm status?

[irie]

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.

so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.

it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.

[am060459]

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.

so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.

it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.

sad cuz mine will still be bigger than yours. all good, guess some people are blessed and other well not so blessed.

[SAE]

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[faceman9000]

Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?

0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?

Soft(s) are irrelevant. Duh.

[am060459]

what about urm status?

Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost.

lucky SOBs.

[reasonabledoubt]

Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?

0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?

Work Experience:

0-1 years = 15 additional minutes of performance time
1-2 years = 30 minutes
2-5 years = 45 minutes
5-10 years = 1 hour
10-15 years = 5 minutes
15-25 years = Viagra or 0 minutes

Feel free to add additional charts for other softs...

[Kiersten1985]

This thread just made my day

[SAE]

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[reasonabledoubt]

what about urm status?

Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost.

I'm not sure this is accurate. Has anyone watched the movie, "The Hangover?"