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my day today....
Every day,, I check my email every 5 min with the hopes of an acceptance email, but my favorite part of the day is checking my mail with the hopes that a big manilla envelope will carry my future...
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
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hahahahah what a horrible joke to pull on someone!meowmeow wrote:Every day,, I check my email every 5 min with the hopes of an acceptance email, but my favorite part of the day is checking my mail with the hopes that a big manilla envelope will carry my future...
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
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What an ass. That's below the belt.meowmeow wrote:Every day,, I check my email every 5 min with the hopes of an acceptance email, but my favorite part of the day is checking my mail with the hopes that a big manilla envelope will carry my future...
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
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Your boss is my hero. That's the freaking meanest and most hilarious thing I've read on TLS.
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Just so you know, I think Harvard acceptances come in a Fedex box with a binder inside. Much bigger than a manila envelope. Besides that, there are JR1 and JR2 phone calls before acceptances.
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Yeah tell me about it!! i didnt know if I should be mad or laugh... I laughed for like 20 minutes at what a moron I was!!
LOL an yes i know it wouldnt come in a manilla envelope but when you see and it says HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS, handwritten or not, your brain just freezes!!! literally, freezes
LOL an yes i know it wouldnt come in a manilla envelope but when you see and it says HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS, handwritten or not, your brain just freezes!!! literally, freezes
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I did something like that once, it's evil, but works so well.meowmeow wrote:Every day,, I check my email every 5 min with the hopes of an acceptance email, but my favorite part of the day is checking my mail with the hopes that a big manilla envelope will carry my future...
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
My old roommate kept saying I owed him money for the heating bill because he knocked out my window in the middle of a snowy winter and I had the heat on so I didn't die. It cost a lot but I thought the misery of the situation, and his fault, was due payment; however, he didn't.
I'm fair so I sent him the money...
Well, sent it in the subpoena forms my law firm uses. I spent all night writing up a fake 50 page Subpoena summary, listing fake lawyers he should talk to, told him that this was his first federal offense so bail would be set at $100,000, etc. I'm not in Litigation, I work with Future Waivers & Contract, so it was all coming out of my imagination, and I copy and pasted I think 25 pages from the OJ Simpson Trial.
Anyways, the very last paragraph of it all I said: "Above all this subpoena is in hindrance of the April First code of procedure: "April fools Bitch, here's your money, xoxo: fix the damn widow."
I got a very very very long voice message the next day.
Totally worth it.
Sorry bout your boss man.
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OMG so evil!! yet HILARIOUS!!Xnegd wrote:I did something like that once, it's evil, but works so well.meowmeow wrote:Every day,, I check my email every 5 min with the hopes of an acceptance email, but my favorite part of the day is checking my mail with the hopes that a big manilla envelope will carry my future...
So today, I went to check my mail and I see a large manilla envelope in my mailbox and my heart immediatley started racing, then I saw HARVARD LAW ADMISSIONS and almost fainted, until the voice of reason said, "hey, why is that handwritten?? and WHY does it say C/O My old boss?"
That is when I realized that my old boss thought it would be hilarious to send my W2 in that packaging!!!
My old roommate kept saying I owed him money for the heating bill because he knocked out my window in the middle of a snowy winter and I had the heat on so I didn't die. It cost a lot but I thought the misery of the situation, and his fault, was due payment and but he didn't.
I'm fair so I sent him the money...
Well sent it in the Subpoena forms my law firm uses. I spent all night writing up a fake 50 page Subpoena summary, listing fake lawyers he should talk to, tolds him that this was his first federal offense so bail would be set at $100,000, etc. I'm not in Litigation, I work with Future Waiver, so it was all coming out of my ass, and I copy and pasted I think 25 pages from the OJ Simpson Trial.
Anyways, the very last paragraph of it all I said: "Above all this subpoena is in hindrance of the April First code of procedure: "April fools Bitch, here's your money, xoxo: fix the widow."
I got a very very very long voice message the next day.
Totally worth it.
Sorry bout your boss man.
I mean when you think about it my boss played the perfect prank because he preyed on my desperation!! LOL
PS Im in my closet in the fetal position...crying