Cooley Enrollment Tanks Forum

[prezidentv8]

Am I the only one who LOVES the Cooley rankings? I think it's awesome that somebody sat down and figured out a formula that not only put Cooley near the top, but kept most of actual top schools there too. Pure genius.

LOLOLOL

I'm thinking about applying this to other things.

First to mind: sports power rankings.

[powder]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, did you realize cooley has almost 4,000 students?????? I just discovered that...WOW

If you closed Cooley, Florida Coastal, and the John Marshalls, then like 10,000 law students would be avoiding a hard road ahead.

I did not know this. I'm mildly impressed they manage to scam/enroll this many people.

I also thought the Cooley rankings were a demented kind of awesome when I first learned about it. It's all about the rankings... Solution! Make our own ranking!

[top30man]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, did you realize cooley has almost 4,000 students?????? I just discovered that...WOW

If you closed Cooley, Florida Coastal, and the John Marshalls, then like 10,000 law students would be avoiding a hard road ahead.

I did not know this. I'm mildly impressed they manage to scam/enroll this many people.

I also thought the Cooley rankings were a demented kind of awesome when I first learned about it. It's all about the rankings... Solution! Make our own ranking!

I wonder who the unlucky intern was that had to call every law school and ask about their number of chairs in the library and square footage.

[timbs4339]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, did you realize cooley has almost 4,000 students?????? I just discovered that...WOW

If you closed Cooley, Florida Coastal, and the John Marshalls, then like 10,000 law students would be avoiding a hard road ahead.

I did not know this. I'm mildly impressed they manage to scam/enroll this many people.

I also thought the Cooley rankings were a demented kind of awesome when I first learned about it. It's all about the rankings... Solution! Make our own ranking!

I'm not. They will basically accept anyone who applies at this point. There are definitely more than 10K recent graduates who will attend just on the basis of getting three years of free" living expenses. It's the schools that have traditionally tried to maintain some semblance of selectivity that are really in trouble.

[3ThrowAway99]

demasiado largo; no lo leí

Ya veo lo que hice allí.

que se acreditó, aunque broheim


...bueno, en realidad el hecho de que Cooley se está hundiendo que se acredita ... como una cosa buena.

[TMC116]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, did you realize cooley has almost 4,000 students?????? I just discovered that...WOW

If you closed Cooley, Florida Coastal, and the John Marshalls, then like 10,000 law students would be avoiding a hard road ahead.

I did not know this. I'm mildly impressed they manage to scam/enroll this many people.

I also thought the Cooley rankings were a demented kind of awesome when I first learned about it. It's all about the rankings... Solution! Make our own ranking!

I wonder who the unlucky intern was that had to call every law school and ask about their number of chairs in the library and square footage.

Lol. And the number of librarians working full-time

[tabula rasa]

Am I the only one who LOVES the Cooley rankings? I think it's awesome that somebody sat down and figured out a formula that not only put Cooley near the top, but kept most of actual top schools there too. Pure genius.

LOLOLOL

I'm thinking about applying this to other things.

First to mind: sports power rankings.

Official College Athletics Power Rankings Criteria:

Number of sanctioned athletic teams: 5%
Number of athletic scholarship recipients: 5%
Number of athletic scholarship recipients as a percentage of the entire student body: 5%
Grade point average of student-athletes: 10%
Five-year graduation rate of student-athletes: 1%
Number of concession stands at home stadia/arenas: 4%
Maximum combined theoretical seating capacity of home stadia/arenas (includes golf courses and cross-country trails): 10%
Percentage of home stadium/arena seating reserved for the student body: 10%
Percentage of tenured faculty with season tickets: 5%
Size of practice facilities (GSF): 5%
Percentage of student-athletes who sustain reported injuries: 5%
Average team travel distance to away tournaments (in miles): 5%
Number of other schools in the school's conference: 5%
Number of NCAA championships: 5%
Number of NAIA championships: 5%
Number of words in the school fight song: 5%
Approximate size and weight of the school mascot: 5%
Number of different uniforms worn by each team (*COUGH* Oregon *COUGH*): 5%

[Neander]

Am I the only one who LOVES the Cooley rankings? I think it's awesome that somebody sat down and figured out a formula that not only put Cooley near the top, but kept most of actual top schools there too. Pure genius.

It is a rare moment when genius and Cooley are said in the same post.

[3ThrowAway99]

Cooley mierda tan duro Meng

[3ThrowAway99]

Am I the only one who LOVES the Cooley rankings? I think it's awesome that somebody sat down and figured out a formula that not only put Cooley near the top, but kept most of actual top schools there too. Pure genius.

It is a rare moment when genius and Cooley are said in the same post.

Yeah, that was a fail.

[Neander]

Cooley mierda tan duro Meng

Yeah, that was a fail.

[3ThrowAway99]

Cooley mierda tan duro Meng

Yeah, that was a fail.

meh... I wasn't referring to your post buddy...

[Neander]

Cooley mierda tan duro Meng

Yeah, that was a fail.

meh... I wasn't referring to your post buddy...

Ah, now I feel bad. Sorry mang <3

[powder]

I'm not. They will basically accept anyone who applies at this point. There are definitely more than 10K recent graduates who will attend just on the basis of getting three years of free" living expenses. It's the schools that have traditionally tried to maintain some semblance of selectivity that are really in trouble.

I'm just going to say it, I have trouble wrapping my head around the idea of ten thousand people taking out large loans to go to Cooley and its equivalents. It's not hard to accept that Cooley has no admissions standards and will admit 10k+ people, but it's impossible for me to square this with 10k people actually paying a significant amount of money to attend. Maybe it's because I'm poor, but I look both ways six times before taking on debt.

[3ThrowAway99]

Cooley mierda tan duro Meng

Yeah, that was a fail.

meh... I wasn't referring to your post buddy...

Ah, now I feel bad. Sorry mang <3

Haha no prob man, I didn't make it clear that I was referring to the post you were referring to, so I understand why you would take offense.

[Real Madrid]

demasiado largo; no lo leí

Ya veo lo que hice allí.

Google translator is not working for you, amigo.

[fanmingrui]

demasiado largo; no lo leí

Ya veo lo que hice allí.

Google translator is not working for you, amigo.

I like your poasts. Too bad you are a Real Madrid fan.