Career Genie Forum

[IzziesGal]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

[stratocophic]

Prokhorov is credited. 6'7" Russki/international playboy who does stunts on jetskis, owns the NJ Nets, worth over $10 Billion in assets, yet lived in a 500 sq. ft. apartment with his sister until recently? Sign me up.

*Credit to Bill Simmons for the above information

[TheBigMediocre]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

You must be lonely in that boat because every other girl I've ever talked to is on the SS Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo's Brains Out.

[shepdawg]

Rob Machado or some other high ranked pro surfer. Very nice lifestyle.

[Rikkugrrl]

1. Professional ballet dancer (love it, but no grace whatsoever)
2. Writer (with publishers lined up? Heeeeellz yeah)
3. Journalist in some awesome exotic location
4. Olympic swimmer (200 Butterfly 500 Freestyle and any length of IM plz)
5. Comfortably retired at 22

[windycity]

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[Knock]

Wet T-shirt contest judge

[lemonpie]

Owner of an island resort

[Grad09]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

You must be lonely in that boat because every other girl I've ever talked to is on the SS Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo's Brains Out.

I've heard girls say he's a d-bag... and he is. But, lets look at the pros and cons here:

Pros-
Professional Soccer player (on track to be among the best in history)
International icon and celebrity (and the perks thereof)
Rich-as-hell (and that won't end any time soon)
Early 20s
98.24% of attractive women aged 21-28 are on the boat listed above

Cons-
Can't think of any



That's an easy choice for me. If you love soccer, its even easier.

[revolution724]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

Had to Google him. I agree that he looks obnox, but he's kind of pretty, tbh.

[Ronaldo]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

You must be lonely in that boat because every other girl I've ever talked to is on the SS Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo's Brains Out.

I've heard girls say he's a d-bag... and he is. But, lets look at the pros and cons here:

Pros-
Professional Soccer player (on track to be among the best in history)
International icon and celebrity (and the perks thereof)
Rich-as-hell (and that won't end any time soon)
Early 20s
98.24% of attractive women aged 21-28 are on the boat listed above

Cons-
Can't think of any



That's an easy choice for me. If you love soccer, its even easier.

My profile name is Ronaldo, but the Brazilian Ronaldo, not Cristiano. However, I agree with Grad09. Plus, the 1.76% of attractive women that think Cristiano is arrogant and a d-bag will most probably sleep with him as well if they ran into him.

I do love soccer, so it is a no brainer for me.

[Grad09]

LOL, being the Brazilian Ronaldo would be pretty similar in career/money/lifestyle. He used to get with Adriana Lima.

Thats worth an applause.

Ronaldos FTW

[Ronaldo]

LOL, being the Brazilian Ronaldo would be pretty similar in career/money/lifestyle. He used to get with Adriana Lima.

Thats worth an applause.

Ronaldos FTW

Ok, then, Luis Ronaldo or Cristiano Ronaldo is the answer.

I actually prefer Brazilian Ronaldo skills. But, lately, he is out of shape, and obviously is not in his prime personally and professionally. So, if I had to pick I would rather be Cristiano right now.

[Rock Chalk]

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[SilverE2]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Omg - why?!?! This guy is soooo unattractive and he looks like a total d-bag.

You must be lonely in that boat because every other girl I've ever talked to is on the SS Fuck Cristiano Ronaldo's Brains Out.

I've heard girls say he's a d-bag... and he is. But, lets look at the pros and cons here:

Pros-
Professional Soccer player (on track to be among the best in history)
International icon and celebrity (and the perks thereof)
Rich-as-hell (and that won't end any time soon)
Early 20s
98.24% of attractive women aged 21-28 are on the boat listed above

Cons-
Can't think of any



That's an easy choice for me. If you love soccer, its even easier.

LOL best in history. Maybe best ballhog in history...

[kalvano]

[Ronaldo]

LOL best in history. Maybe best ballhog in history...[/quote]


Well, he is definitely top 3 in the world. Probably 2nd to Messi. He is not a ball hog anymore, that was more of early in his career. Plus, he scores bunch of goals, which is what matters in Real Madrid.

[GermX]

I would be a powerful attorney with a 50-attorney law firm with officies in D.C. and New York. I would also be tapped by the President for the Attorney general position and I would also have a flourishing Senate Career after my tenure as attorney general is done.

Ahh, one can only dream.

[trialjunky]

Snooki, I'm jealous of her guidoness

[Ronaldo]

I would be a powerful attorney with a 50-attorney law firm with officies in D.C. and New York. I would also be tapped by the President for the Attorney general position and I would also have a flourishing Senate Career after my tenure as attorney general is done.

Ahh, one can only dream.

Well, at least your dream is reachable. Being a multi-millionaire elite soccer player, where working is playing your favorite sport is impossible.

So, even though your dream is highly unlikely, it is still possible.

[NoleinNY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshYbjOTYSQ

[nuss3]

professional NBA player. or a 22 year old billionaire retiree...although then i might not make it till 23. maybe the modern day aristotle (minus fleeing america out of fear for forced suicide).

Prokhorov is credited. 6'7" Russki/international playboy who does stunts on jetskis, owns the NJ Nets, worth over $10 Billion in assets, yet lived in a 500 sq. ft. apartment with his sister until recently? Sign me up.

*Credit to Bill Simmons for the above information

prokhorov is the sports guy's new mega man crush.

[prezidentv8]

Dream job = being the guy wearing the "tools of ignorance" in this picture.

[La Grind Date]

Lol! If you can pick people--and have their skills--then the obvious answer is T-Dub aka Tiger Woods! it's barely believeable: how good he is at what he does! G.O.A.T by miles!

[TheBigMediocre]

Lol! If you can pick people--and have their skills--then the obvious answer is T-Dub aka Tiger Woods! it's barely believeable: how good he is at who he does! G.O.A.T by miles!

fixed.