Dear class of 2013: A little more grace Forum

[NU_Jet55]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

LMAO at you siting urbandictionary.com in seriousness

LMAO@You taking anything in this thread seriously

Also, "siting."

[Kilpatrick]

I only want to go to a law school where people are mature enough to be comfortable with blowjob jokes

[tru]

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[dwoof]

To say you meant Guido without any connotation of race implies that you don't understand the meaning of the insult.

Guido (English pronunciation: /ˈɡwiːdoʊ/) is a slang term for a working class or lower class urban Italian American.

a slang term not an epithet.

Umm, a slang term can be an epithet...

[GordonBombay]

PM me for a killer blow job joke.

[sanpiero]

curious what exactly made them "guido" 2L kids...

anyway, i think your concern about the personalities of your future classmates is misplaced if you're primarily worried about blow job jokes being cracked in the hall way once in a while. you were definitely on the right track when you started with "self-aggrandizing" and "arrogant." as a 1L, i can at least sympathize with that particular designation of problematic LS personalities.

[D. H2Oman]

PM me for a killer blow job joke.

Post in the thread!

[bigchris1313]

PM me for a killer blow job joke.

Post in the thread!

+∞

EDIT: What a crappy infinity symbol...

[kilgore_trout]

PM me for a killer blow job [strike]joke[/strike].

Can you imagine the quick responses you would've recieved if you said this instead?

[newyorker88]

To say you meant Guido without any connotation of race implies that you don't understand the meaning of the insult.

Guido (English pronunciation: /ˈɡwiːdoʊ/) is a slang term for a working class or lower class urban Italian American.

a slang term not an epithet.

Umm, a slang term can be an epithet...

But it does not have to be. You citied it being called a slang term to show that it's a racial epithet which it is not.

[NU_Jet55]

But it does not have to be. You citied it being called a slang term to show that it's a racial epithet which it is not.

...slow chuckle

[newyorker88]

But it does not have to be. You citied it being called a slang term to show that it's a racial epithet which it is not.

...slow chuckle

expect many typos from me. i'm used to firefox doing the red squiggly line for me but i'm exclusively on internet explorer now. so if typos make you giggle expect to get a lot of enjoyment out of my posts

[blsingindisguise]

*Brags about own success*
*Chides others for bragging about their greater success*

[NayBoer]

In the 21st century, the wealthiest and "freest" nation in the world is now trying to provide some kind of medicine to its people. Yet, the entire group of people voted against it. How could this be?

I guess it feels more inspiring to characterize Obamacare as giving needed medicine and vaccinations to a diseased but grateful proletarian underclass, rather than admitting that it was the much more mundane process of forcing uninsured-by-choice, middle-class, 26- to 35-year-olds to obtain insurance.

Obama administration wanted to subsidize the most basic insurance to federal tax funds. Your masters wanted forced private, buy in option as a concession, bitch.

So, is grace something not applicable to the internet?

[John J. Rambo, Esq.]

You asked for it.

[ChrisC]

Congrats on bringing your score up and getting those acceptances, that's a huge accomplishment. But if some sex jokes made by students having a casual conversation in a hallway turned you off to a school, you may have some serious trouble finding a law firm that is a good fit.

[romothesavior]

I love how you ripped on a few kids for making blow job jokes, but then you turn around and talk about "finger banging" in the next breath.

[tru]

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[calicocat]

Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs?
A: Word of mouth.

Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence!

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequilia. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.

"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaimes "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - whats the occassion?"

"My first blow job" the man anounces quite plainly.

"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"

"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

This thread should just be turned into a waterman appreciation thread because everyone but OP already knows that the class of 2013 has absolutely no fucking grace. Especially based on tls...I can't believe it took you two cycles and some ASDs to realize this OP.

[MrSoOoFLy]

did someone call for a guido?

::fist pump::

[calkel]

grace is possible only if we give guidos a URM bump

[capitalacq]

thank god I'm not going to the OP's TTT to be surrounded by miserable people

[sternc]

OP is a loser.

[capitalacq]

thank god I'm not going to the OP's TTT to be surrounded by miserable people

Don't worry, Cap; you'll be surrounded by an entirely more prestigious group of miserable people.

true, but still preferable

[presh]

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