Help with a closing sentence? Forum

[Kiwi917]

Please PM me if you are interested in exchanging personal statements. I am mainly looking for advice on the conclusion, but any other feedback would be appreciated. Thanks!

[username99]

Just write "I have no ending for this, so I'll take a small bow."

[username99]

If you want to send me your ps, I'll help come up wtih a closing statement.

[homestyle28]

...and that's why I have to register as a sex offender.
...and that's why it was justifiable homicide.
...and that's how I got my first tattoo.
...and that's why I hate carnies.




sorry but this thread seems to beg for this kind of thing.

[username99]

...and that is how I got to know Michael Vick.
...and that is why my friends call me "chainsaw"
...and that is how Dick Cheney shot me in the face.

[Kiwi917]

That sort of humor is exactly what I need right now. If I didn't care about wasting the $12 on an LSAC report, I would seriously consider tacking one of those onto my statement and sending it to a random school just to see what happens...

[username99]

That sort of humor is exactly what I need right now. If I didn't care about wasting the $12 on an LSAC report, I would seriously consider tacking one of those onto my statement and sending it to a random school just to see what happens...

I actually wrote a humorous one. I wonder if I should submit it to a safety school just to see what happens.