UVA vs UPenn (Waitlisted, then offered admission) Forum

[TheRealSantaClaus]

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[cavalier1138]

Can't wait for your first court case.

"Your honor, the best sentence for my client is clearly jail time, if he is found guilty. But even then, you need to take into account his prior record and circumstances before sending him there.

What's that, you're sending my client to prison? Well, you must have misheard my argument. Trust me, I went to NYLS."

But I didn't say I was going to NYL-- Ohhh, I get it. That. Was. Hilarious.

Seriously, do they teach that type of wit the same place where you learned that PI jobs are for people who can't get biglaw? Or is that your own special brand of idiocy?