Indiana Tech Law School Forum

[unodostres]

Apparently there were 15 students by late Nov.

This shit hole cannot burn to the ground any quicker.

[TheSpanishMain]

Hahahha, awesome. Source?

[ManoftheHour]

Apparently there were 15 students by late Nov.

This shit hole cannot burn to the ground any quicker.

Source?! I hope it's true!

[unodostres]

http://outsidethelawschoolscam.blogspot ... diana.html

Scrolled down to the latest comments. Take it for what it is. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was really the case they only had 15 students.

100 projected
28 matriculated
15 near finals

Steaming piece of shit.

Edit: I still can't get over this shit: Hip hop and the Constitution. Disgusting and putrid.

[Lord Randolph McDuff]

Have they ever actually published the median numbers for the first class?

LSAT: 146
GPA: 3.03

law.indianatech.edu/admissions/consumerinfo/

146? How is that possible?

It's even more sad that it isn't even the lowest LSAT median for a law school in Indiana.

Haha this. I met some valpo law students once. They were dummies.

[unodostres]

Taking a break from studying, but I had to dig through...

Love the printing error in their handbook on page 3:

http://law.indianatech.edu/wp-content/u ... ForWeb.pdf

"From the summer of your rst ..."

Shit isn't even formatted properly.

Law school is a great learning
experience—but the opportunity at
Indiana Tech Law School emphasizes
the experience part of learning.
Indiana Tech Law School will give
you a chance to learn the law while
you apply legal principles in a context
of current legal issues. You can see
how your studies make a difference
in the world—in real time!

I don't see how this is any different from any other law school? Ahhhh but REAL TIME REAL TIME.

Lovin' the career services. Especially having non-traditional uses for my JD.

Lovin' this too: The benefit to applying under our binding early decision program is the opportunity to secure your seat months before regular applicants will be able to do so, to be considered among a smaller pool of applicants, and the reduced deposit fee of one $300 seat deposit rather than two deposits totaling $400.

Yea, ED to our shit school to be considered among a SMALLER POOL? LOLOLOL

Fuckin' scum.

[20141023]

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[03152016]

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[californiauser]

How does law review work with 15 students?

[drawstring]

Some of my favorite gems from "The Brief" (their newsletter):


A 1L describes how she ended up at Indiana Tech:
I told myself that if I could conquer Half Dome, I would finally quit my job and focus on getting into law school ... When I got to the top, I screamed, “I made it and I’m going to law school!”

loled at this too

[jarofsoup]

This all makes me very sad.


I mean yeah UC Irvine was controversial, but it was part of a major university system and had Chemerinsky. Indiana Tech not so good and they have andre pond cummings, who for some reason does not capitalize.

[20141023]

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[NYstate]

I'm still sad from the 146 LSAT. Jesus.

I'm glad that we chased that Dean away from posting here.

[rad lulz]

How does law review work with 15 students?

Everyone gets on

Lake Wobegone style

[03152016]

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[sighsigh]

It doesn't seem as though funds from enrollment could come close to covering the opening and operating costs.

What happens if the school goes bankrupt before the students graduate?

[Tiago Splitter]

How does law review work with 15 students?

Maybe that's part of their "innovative approach", everyone makes law review to help compensate for their virtually non-existent job prospects.

They'll have to give everyone straight A's too just to keep as many people around as possible.

[03152016]

It doesn't seem as though funds from enrollment could come close to covering the opening and operating costs.

What happens if the school goes bankrupt before the students graduate?

Off to Cooley they go, it's only a couple hours away. The profs go back to washing dishes. Dean Alexander takes on his next great challenge, a car wash with a "unique and innovative approach to undercarriage cleaning". We gloat for a while and feel self-important, then move on to making fun of Whittier.

[20141023]

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[FluffMonster]

Indiana Tech Law Prof. Adam Lamparello writes snotty poor-little-me memoir about his disillusionment with practicing law, hookers, cocaine, his church, his frat, his girlfriends, and his alleged eating disorder.

(Still doesn't compare to andré douglas pond cummings, but it is still mildly hilarious.)[/quote]

Ew. This guy seems like a total creep. He also looks really young. If this picture is recent, then I would guess that not much time has passed since his hooker and drug days. So the "just breathing" must apply to the professors as well then.

[jingosaur]

From the Blog post:

"For me, being a lawyer was such a terrible experience that I was unable to fake it anymore. I got fired from my first job. I got a second job and got fired from that one, too. I went to a third law firm and, after a few months, simply walked away."

And now he's a law professor. Too bad his students won't get this many chances.

Also, his 160 page book costs $26.77 on Amazon. Coppin' dat margin.

http://www.amazon.com/Ten-Mile-Morning- ... ia+Nervosa

[FluffMonster]

Could he at least have washed his hair before taking that picture??

[ManoftheHour]

I bet some of those students googled their law school, found this thread, and quit.

[hiima3L]

I bet some of those students googled their law school, found this thread, and quit.

I truly hope so. It is beyond me that they even got 1 person to enroll, much less 30. The are irreversibly screwed if they graduate from there.

[hiima3L]

It doesn't seem as though funds from enrollment could come close to covering the opening and operating costs.

What happens if the school goes bankrupt before the students graduate?

Lawsuits. More work for Indiana lawyers.

That would be unbelievably beautiful irony.