What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again? Forum

[buckilaw]

Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

[dkt4]

i can't tell if this thread just got worse or better

[JustE]

Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

[crumpetsandtea]

Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

Blatant anti-NU and anti-Boalt trolling.

[bjsesq]

NU is Charzard.

[buckilaw]

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

[$1.99]

boalt is a rattata, the ugly, weak thing that keeps on popping up even though you have already caught like 50 of them.

[WSJ_Law]

Boalt - Farfetch'd

[Grizz]

boalt is a rattata, the ugly, weak thing that keeps on popping up even though you have already caught like 50 of them.

It has got to be in the top percentage of rattatas though

[GeePee]

wtf is this i don't even

[stratocophic]

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.

[Bodhi_mind]

$1.99 prob went to Princeton

[buckilaw]

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be) or a Zubat (see below).

Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.

[Samara]

I left this thread somewhere on page 2 out of boredom. I come back and it's evolved into my favorite thread of the week. Nerds FTW

[ahduth]

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be) or a Zubat (see below).

Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.

What are you guys talking about exactly? Pokemon?

But to get back to the subject of Cornell, no matter what the NLJ250 stats, at even money I will be advocating that people attend Cornell ahead of Duke, Staford, NYU, and other TTT schools.

[$1.99]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

[Moomoo2u]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

The post # of the beast.

[buckilaw]

What are you guys talking about exactly? Pokemon?

But to get back to the subject of Cornell, no matter what the NLJ250 stats, at even money I will be advocating that people attend Cornell ahead of Duke, Staford, NYU, and other TTT schools.

+ 1. People are picking Cornell over Stanfprd and NYU in droves.

[Bildungsroman]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.

[bjsesq]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.

zing

[$1.99]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.

that is funny, i got into NYU and you didn't. enjoy chicago and best of luck to you.

[dkt4]

oh shiiiiit

[Bildungsroman]

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.

that is funny, i got into NYU and you didn't. enjoy chicago and best of luck to you.

[Patriot1208]

This thread is fucking terrible. Also, was that guys insult "lol I'm better than you i'm going to NYU and you are going Chicago"?

[WSJ_Law]

This thread has deteriorated immensely. idiot insults + intolerable cornell trolling are the lifeblood of TTTrolls