If you're trying to pick between UVA and some other school.. Forum

[GermX]

UVA students have sex at least once a week and care about getting laid more than anything else (LinkRemoved).

I wish I had applied =\.

[09042014]

Bros lie about sex incessantly.

[Borhas]

UVA students have sex at least once a week and care about getting laid more than anything else (LinkRemoved).

I wish I had applied =\.

unfortunately all the sex is done with 'ol Mista Jefferson's corpse

[ughOSU]

This was pretty good:

Also, according to the survey exactly 40% of females claim either that they never masturbate, or that they do so infrequently. In contrast, 70.8% of males responded that they masturbate more than once a week. Which also means that at least 29.2% of men are liars.

[GermX]

lol!

[bk1]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

[kittenmittons]

Avoid lax players though

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5158985

[Holly Golightly]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

[09042014]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

AznPanda will have still competition.

[Stringer Bell]

I'm not sure why the writer automatically assumed a response of 30+ was a lie. That's alot, but not a Wilt Chamberlain like unbelievable claim.

[flyingpanda]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

AznPanda will have still competition.

Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.

[Joan Hollaway]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

AznPanda will have still competition.

Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.

its okay bro im sure you'll be able to hide amongst all the other azns at UVA. Oh wait...

[flyingpanda]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

AznPanda will have still competition.

Gawd... first the lounge... now news of my infamy are going to spread to all of TLS.

its okay bro im sure you'll be able to hide amongst all the other azns at UVA. Oh wait...

Srsly... this is terrible. Hi future classmates. Everything here is a joke.

[Holly Golightly]

Isn't this the dude who was a complete douche at WUSTL ASW?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Finally, a note on a question that we’re sure intrigued many of our survey’s participants. Specifically, we asked students to name the individuals about whom they fantasized at the Law School. Partly because about 88% of respondents skipped the question, and also because no real consensus candidates emerged from the pack, the Law Weekly is declining to publish the results of that question. We will say, however—and typical of the type of maturity and candor you’d expect from a Law School student—one of the leading vote-getters was “your mom.”

I think this says a lot about the legitimacy of the survey's results.

[chicoalto0649]

Finally, a note on a question that we’re sure intrigued many of our survey’s participants. Specifically, we asked students to name the individuals about whom they fantasized at the Law School. Partly because about 88% of respondents skipped the question, and also because no real consensus candidates emerged from the pack, the Law Weekly is declining to publish the results of that question. We will say, however—and typical of the type of maturity and candor you’d expect from a Law School student—one of the leading vote-getters was “your mom.”

I think this says a lot about the legitimacy of the survey's results.

Or they just kill their female peers )=

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/m ... ?eref=sihp

[fortissimo]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

hahahahaha I hope that 10.5% are child prodigies who went to school early...

[GermX]

I just hope I get to see lots of vaginas at Law school.

[09042014]

10.5% are virgins? O.o

hahahahaha I hope that 10.5% are child prodigies who went to school early...

Outted as wanting 15 year old boys.

[HeelsforHoos]

[quote="chicoalto0649"][/quote]

Please please please can we put a 24 hour (minimum) TLS moratorium on UVA murder jokes? It is way too soon. Sorry chico, I know you're not the only one, just the most recent in a long string.

[Great Satchmo]

Avoid lax players though

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5158985

Obvious Duke trolling.