Hamilton at Columbia vs Harvard for BigLaw Forum

bernaldiaz · Post by **bernaldiaz** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:09 pm

I'm gunna break from the hivemind, I like the guy's confidence.

Veyron · Post by **Veyron** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:09 pm

This thread DELIVERED.

P.S. Awesome first appearance by a talented new troll.

joemoviebuff · Post by **joemoviebuff** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:10 pm

Make a poll.

Hamilton easily.

You sound like a cunt.

kaiser · Post by **kaiser** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:10 pm

bernaldiaz wrote:I'm gunna break from the hivemind, I like the guy's confidence.

Confidence is letting your numbers speak for themselves

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:11 pm

Bildungsroman · Post by **Bildungsroman** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:12 pm

jbc7 wrote:It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, I will it a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.

Now this flame is just boring.

bernaldiaz · Post by **bernaldiaz** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:13 pm

jbc7 wrote:It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, it will be a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.

Ok I'll change my vote now.

kaiser · Post by **kaiser** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:14 pm

Ug, he had to blow his cover by taking it overboard. Bad trolling, dude.

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:14 pm

Just watch.

FryBreadPower · Post by **FryBreadPower** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:14 pm

Bildungsroman wrote:
jbc7 wrote:It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, I will it a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.
Now this flame is just boring.

Just when I thought troll-i-ness on TLS had elevated itself to another level...

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:15 pm

jbc7 wrote:It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, it will be a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.

MTal alt?

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:18 pm

IM NOT TRYING TO TROLL

FryBreadPower · Post by **FryBreadPower** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:19 pm

jbc7 wrote:Nah, I'm not even trolling.
Just stating the truth.
Its okay people, jealousy is a normal thing to feel.
Having a 177 LSAT and 4.3 GPA and being able to go anywhere you want feels amazing.
I'm sure you guys don't know what that feels.

Cool story Bro.

Xifeng · Post by **Xifeng** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:19 pm

Mal Reynolds · Post by **Mal Reynolds** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:19 pm

jbc7 wrote:I'm sure you guys don't know what that feels.

Close bro, so close.

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:20 pm

I know right?

Veyron · Post by **Veyron** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:20 pm

It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, it will be a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.

Self control the essence of superior trolling is.

bernaldiaz · Post by **bernaldiaz** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:21 pm

jbc7 wrote:Just watch.

A prospective law student uses a popular internet forum under the username JBC7 while keeping his true identity hidden. While involved in a flamewar, JBC7 vows that he will become a "household name". When further questioned and provoked, he tells the other forum users to "just watch", suggesting that the premise he referred to would one day become reality.

Identify the flaw in JBC7's argument.

Mal Reynolds · Post by **Mal Reynolds** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:21 pm

Veyron wrote:
It's so funny and cute seeing fucking scrubs like you guys jealous.
Just cause I can get into any law school I want and get full ride scholarships outside HYS, doesn't mean you guys have to be jealous nerds.
Its okay people, I am one of the greatest and smartest people you guys will ever meet.
Trust me, you guys will know my name in the future, it will be a household name.
Fucking jealous motherfuckers, I am smarter than all you guys.
Self control the essence of superior trolling is.

I see what you did there.

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:23 pm

Hahahah cute.
I'm not even trying to troll though kids.
Just simply stating facts.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:29 pm

Yeah man. I am for realzies totes jelly of how u mad stylin on errybody up in herr.

jbc7 · Post by **jbc7** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:31 pm

But seriously, how can one not be confident from having a 4.3 GPA, 177 on the LSAT, 100+ Volunteer Hours and 500+ Work Experience?
I'm pretty sure having those numbers can elevate one's confidence, as those numbers surpass any requirements for HYS.
Seriously guys, my intent wasn't to troll when I asked this question, I was just really wondering on which one to pick as I know I will eventually have to pick between a Hamilton at Columbia or Harvard.

biglaw$ · Post by **biglaw$** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:32 pm

FryBreadPower wrote:
jbc7 wrote:Nah, I'm not even trolling.
Just stating the truth.
Its okay people, jealousy is a normal thing to feel.
Having a 177 LSAT and 4.3 GPA and being able to go anywhere you want feels amazing.
I'm sure you guys don't know what that feels.
Cool story Bro.

You know what's cool? No being a complete douche and still getting biglaw. I feel sorry for your future coworkers, wife, kids, etc.

FryBreadPower · Post by **FryBreadPower** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:34 pm

jbc7 wrote:But seriously, how can one not be confident from having a 4.3 GPA, 177 on the LSAT, 100+ Volunteer Hours and 500+ Work Experience?
I'm pretty sure having those numbers can elevate one's confidence, as those numbers surpass any requirements for HYS.
Seriously guys, my intent wasn't to troll when I asked this question, I was just really wondering on which one to pick as I know I will eventually have to pick between a Hamilton at Columbia or Harvard.

Because me and my boys call each other, "fucking scrubs" as a term of endearment.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:35 pm

jbc7 wrote:But seriously, how can one not be confident from having a 4.3 GPA, 177 on the LSAT, 100+ Volunteer Hours and 500+ Work Experience?
I'm pretty sure having those numbers can elevate one's confidence, as those numbers surpass any requirements for HYS.
Seriously guys, my intent wasn't to troll when I asked this question, I was just really wondering on which one to pick as I know I will eventually have to pick between a Hamilton at Columbia or Harvard.

1) 100 hours of volunteer work isn't shit.
2) wtf does 500 work experience even mean? Do you mean you've worked for 500 hours in your life? If so LOLOLOL.

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