A good LS with COOL Student?????????????? Forum

[muhtord]

I get to grade essays written in this 'dialect'. 30 of them, just waiting for me.

OH, really???

There goes the expert in all the "dialects" there are.

So, plz, why don't you elaborate more on that point?

What kinda of "dialect" it is, exactly?

[Ty Webb]

OP,

Thanks for coming to TLS! I think you'll find we're a welcoming bunch who are more than happy to help you find the law school of your dreams! I get that you like COOL students who are more about business when talking, so that's going to help us help you a lot, but in order for us to REALLY find the law school where you're going to be your happiest, we're going to need a little more information about you.

Please answer the following questions, and feel free to be about business as you do so:

1.) What does "COOL" mean to you?

2.) Can you think of some examples of celebrities who exemplify COOL for you?

3.) What is the COOLEST way to impress girls at a bar?

4.) Are you looking for a law school where most of the student body wears Axe Body Spray?

Thanks for the info! We look forward to helping you out.

-SBL
(Site admin)

This line of questioning is relevant to my interests.

[dr123]

I'm pretty sure most commencement speakers could give a fuck less and write the speech on a napkin during their morning coffee

[beachbum]

I get to grade essays written in this 'dialect'. 30 of them, just waiting for me.

I'm so sorry.

[Ty Webb]

I get to grade essays written in this 'dialect'. 30 of them, just waiting for me.

OH, really???

There goes the expert in all the "dialects" there are.

So, plz, why don't you elaborate more on that point?

What kinda of "dialect" it is, exactly?

An incoherent one.

[patrickd139]

OP,

Thanks for coming to TLS! I think you'll find we're a welcoming bunch who are more than happy to help you find the law school of your dreams! I get that you like COOL students who are more about business when talking, so that's going to help us help you a lot, but in order for us to REALLY find the law school where you're going to be your happiest, we're going to need a little more information about you.

Please answer the following questions, and feel free to be about business as you do so:

1.) What does "COOL" mean to you?

2.) Can you think of some examples of celebrities who exemplify COOL for you?

3.) What is the COOLEST way to impress girls at a bar?

4.) Are you looking for a law school where most of the student body wears Axe Body Spray?

Thanks for the info! We look forward to helping you out.

-SBL
(Site admin)

Glad to see that admin title hasn't changed anything

OP: Also happy to help in any way I can.

[muhtord]

OP,

Thanks for coming to TLS! I think you'll find we're a welcoming bunch who are more than happy to help you find the law school of your dreams! I get that you like COOL students who are more about business when talking, so that's going to help us help you a lot, but in order for us to REALLY find the law school where you're going to be your happiest, we're going to need a little more information about you.

Please answer the following questions, and feel free to be about business as you do so:

1.) What does "COOL" mean to you?

2.) Can you think of some examples of celebrities who exemplify COOL for you?

3.) What is the COOLEST way to impress girls at a bar?

4.) Are you looking for a law school where most of the student body wears Axe Body Spray?

Thanks for the info! We look forward to helping you out.

-SBL
(Site admin)

K,

Good point, but, way more sarcasm then called for.

Cool, not in that kind of way that you r trying to make it look like. But, more in the lines of "Hey, majority of this class is not trying to show off
A) how smart hey r
B) How rich r
C) How good looking they r
D) how redundant their sarcasm can be

[Kilpatrick]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

[muhtord]

I'm pretty sure most commencement speakers could give a fuck less and write the speech on a napkin during their morning coffee

That would be more genuine

[janderson]

Go to a trade school.

[muhtord]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

[mr_toad]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

If this is your normal level of written English, you likely won't have the choice. Bye.

[rman1201]

[Ty Webb]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

Do me a solid, OP, and show me your courage.

[cmraider]

To answer OP's question, Cooley has, by far, the COOLest students. They're so COOL, they incorporated it into the name--COOLey. Everyone knows that schools like Harvard and Stanford and the like are full of super-stuffy nerds. Cooley, on the other hand, is full of cool, confident law students who know what law school is really about--getting money and hoes. Why do you think Cooley has the highest enrollment of any ABA-approved LS? It's because people who want r be real sarcastic, cool and rich know you got to go where the cool is. And that is cooley law school.

EDIT: making my post COOLer

[Ty Webb]

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[muhtord]

I get to grade essays written in this 'dialect'. 30 of them, just waiting for me.

OH, really???

There goes the expert in all the "dialects" there are.

So, plz, why don't you elaborate more on that point?

What kinda of "dialect" it is, exactly?

An incoherent one.

Oh, no. R u trying to downplay ur apparent dislike to different dialects? Last time I checked there were, like, regional dialects, but none was called incoherent. Cuz all of them kinda r, if u do not speak that dialect.

So, do me a favor, plz, tell me which law school u r going so i can mark it off my list

THX

[Kilpatrick]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

I go to a respected Universities

[muhtord]

To answer OP's question, Cooley has, by far, the COOLest students. They're so COOL, they incorporated it into the name--COOLey. Everyone knows that schools like Harvard and Stanford and the like are super-stuffy nerds. Cooley, on the other hand, is full of cool, confident law students who know the real value of a legal education--to get money. Why do you think Cooley has the highest enrollment of any ABA-approved LS? It's because people who want to be real sarcastic, cool and rich know where to go.

Another comedian

Why does everything has to b a joke?

And BTW, ur statements r self contradictory...

[Ty Webb]

I get to grade essays written in this 'dialect'. 30 of them, just waiting for me.

OH, really???

There goes the expert in all the "dialects" there are.

So, plz, why don't you elaborate more on that point?

What kinda of "dialect" it is, exactly?

An incoherent one.

Oh, no. R u trying to downplay ur apparent dislike to different dialects? Last time I checked there were, like, regional dialects, but none was called incoherent. Cuz all of them kinda r, if u do not speak that dialect.

So, do me a favor, plz, tell me which law school u r going so i can mark it off my list

THX

My law school r not nearly good enough for u.

[muhtord]

I love to show off how redundant my sarcasm r

Great, tell me which LS you and ur friends go to...

I will try to avoid it any cost

Do me a solid, OP, and show me your courage.

[muhtord]

My law school r not nearly good enough for u.

So, fine.
Happy now, "dialect" doctor?
I am just writing to get a decent advise. So, if r done mocking, plz tell me wht do u think about the Students at ur LS and whether u r happy about the ur classmate or whether that does not really matter to u? Or, really, any piece of advice on the matter is appreciated.

THX

[cmraider]

So, fine.
Happy now, "dialect" doctor?
I am just writing to get a decent advise. So, if r done mocking, plz tell me wht do u think about the Students at ur LS and whether u r happy about the ur classmate or whether that does not really matter to u? Or, really, any piece of advice on the matter is appreciated.

THX

You can probably find answers to your questions by lurking on some TLS boards. Also, not typing like you are a 16-year-old girl writing a text message will probably temper the teasing.

[mr_toad]

OP, this is a losing cause: we - or at least I, and I think others here, too - are alienated by your written expression, which I hesitate to call a 'dialect' as that would imply native speaking abilities that do not seem to be evident. Start another thread in a couple of days written in comprehensible English, include scores and career goals, and you will get the advice you are looking for.

If you are a native speaker, please notice that posts on this site are usually written at a higher level than text messages and include such things as grammar, syntax, prepositions, proper word choice, etc. Sentences need not be perfect, but they should be easily comprehensible.

It would be wise to practice such things before you write any personal statements.

[rman1201]

My law school r not nearly good enough for u.

So, fine.
Happy now, "dialect" doctor?
I am just writing for to get a decent advise advice. So, if r done mocking, plz tell me wht do u think about the Students at ur LS and whether u r happy about the ur classmate or whether that does not really matter to u? Or, really, any piece of advice on the matter is appreciated.

THX

started to ftfy but its just too much