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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
Can't believe I forgot about Kapowski...
Well, after she ran the Peach Pit: After Dark into the ground (see Bev Hills 90210) she successfully financed the purchase of "The Attic" and unfortunately ran that into the ground as well. After bouncing around as an unsuccessful club promoter for a while she drunk dialed Zack which spurred her into taking the LSAT because they got to talking how everyone was jumping on the JD bandwagon. She didn't quite have the numbers for NU but her interviewer was a 28 yo male recent graduate-totally aced the interview and got in.
Well, after she ran the Peach Pit: After Dark into the ground (see Bev Hills 90210) she successfully financed the purchase of "The Attic" and unfortunately ran that into the ground as well. After bouncing around as an unsuccessful club promoter for a while she drunk dialed Zack which spurred her into taking the LSAT because they got to talking how everyone was jumping on the JD bandwagon. She didn't quite have the numbers for NU but her interviewer was a 28 yo male recent graduate-totally aced the interview and got in.
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Zack: UCLA - can't see anywhere but a California school
Slater - gets a job like the coach in "Grease" where he just coaches every sport for some small high school - if I have to choose one though I'd go with Houston
Screech - USC - has to be close to Zack so he can still do his homework, plus needs a good entertainment law program to help with his "acting" career
Kelly - blankets T14 and surprisingly gets into one - gave adcomms a lap dance or something
Jessie - I believe went to Columbia undergrad, stays in NYC and goes to NYU
Lisa - Boalt, mommy and daddy connections
rebel Torrie (in Kelly's absence) - Lewis and Clark
Mikey (middle school days) - GWU
Nikki (also middle school) - Vermont for the environmental program (she did set all the frogs free from the science lab)
also a weird point of interest - Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) was at my UG last year doing stand-up, dude is pretty hilarious
Slater - gets a job like the coach in "Grease" where he just coaches every sport for some small high school - if I have to choose one though I'd go with Houston
Screech - USC - has to be close to Zack so he can still do his homework, plus needs a good entertainment law program to help with his "acting" career
Kelly - blankets T14 and surprisingly gets into one - gave adcomms a lap dance or something
Jessie - I believe went to Columbia undergrad, stays in NYC and goes to NYU
Lisa - Boalt, mommy and daddy connections
rebel Torrie (in Kelly's absence) - Lewis and Clark
Mikey (middle school days) - GWU
Nikki (also middle school) - Vermont for the environmental program (she did set all the frogs free from the science lab)
also a weird point of interest - Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) was at my UG last year doing stand-up, dude is pretty hilarious
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Stansbury is the Harvard of the West in the same way that University of Montana is the Harvard of Montana. Zach gets drunk the night before the LSAT and comes out with a score in the low 160's. His 2.8 GPA ain't helping much either. Plus at this point in his career I think he is gonna have to mark a couple yes boxes under the character fitness section of the apps, and if he doesn't write up some damn good addendums to explain those he is going to Cooley.deadpanic wrote:Dude, he was recruited by Stansbury. F*CKING STANSBURY, man. It is the Harvard of the West. He Zack Attacks standardized tests; with ED he is in UVA. Rejected by Northwestern because he is not a 40 year old economist.Rowinguy2009 wrote:But I think some of them are being given too much credit...... Zach getting into Northwestern or UVA?
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LOL- you guys haven't been reading above the law long enough.
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Weasel (the new Screech) actually went to Harvard and Clerked for Sandra Day O'Connor and Ginsburg.
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Weasel (the new Screech) actually went to Harvard and Clerked for Sandra Day O'Connor and Ginsburg.
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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
Don’t forget about Stacey from the Malibu Sands Beach Club. Sadly Stacey Carosi never made it to law school. She does, however, work in a law firm in Manhattan as a secretary.
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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
good call, forgot about Stacey (Staci? ... whatever). Agreed, no law school. Possibly just took over the beach club??
I assume we aren't even bringing "college years" characters into the discussion. I'd prefer to not dignify those seasons of SBTB with my time or hypothetical guesses
I assume we aren't even bringing "college years" characters into the discussion. I'd prefer to not dignify those seasons of SBTB with my time or hypothetical guesses
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LMAO...and she gets married to a fat truck driver...big step down from Zachthequest wrote:Don’t forget about Stacey from the Malibu Sands Beach Club. Sadly Stacey Carosi never made it to law school. She does, however, work in a law firm in Manhattan as a secretary.
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Lisa Turtle = Michelle Obama?narkizopoint wrote:No way Zack fails out. I agree he aces the LSAT and probably the GMAT, gets a dual JD/MBA but graduates under median (but that's okay cuz he goes to Harvard/Stansbury Law) and with his father's biz connections lands a totally awesome position in a fortune 500.
Jessie is reverse splitter ends up at Oregon for their environmental law rep and liberal reputation in Eugene. She fails the CA bar three times before finally squeaking by, ends up as some governmental appointee on some outlandish environmental regulatory board in CA and eventually butts heads with Zack's company.
Slater doesn't go to law school and actually sleeps on a couch in Screech's garage.
Lisa goes to harvard ($$,Urm,decent GPA and LSAT) marries rich and never does anything with her degree.
Screech finally outs himself as a 3L and discovers a new found confidence that always kept him out of touch with his peers. He transfers to Boalt from Yale to be with his boyfriend who also attends boalt.
Okay, just wasted entirely too much time on this. Time to put on some Zack Attack music and do some work.
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Nah, GPA is too low. I'm telling y'all, Zach is going to be a Cavalier! Screech had to help him with the ED process. Zach was too apathetic to figure it out.ausoccer19 wrote:Zack: UCLA - can't see anywhere but a California school
Too bad he is going to fail out after chasing too much Kappa tail.
Boalt is too liberal to take part in the good ole boy system. Lisa, as an FIT grad, goes to Fordham ala OperaSoprano.Lisa - Boalt, mommy and daddy connections
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Don't forget AC Slater (Sanchez) will get a URM boost as well. He'll go to UCI so he can join Kaba Modern's dance crew.
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[quote="ausoccer19"also a weird point of interest - Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding) was at my UG last year doing stand-up, dude is pretty hilarious[/quote]
Good to hear. He's from Tennessee, and when I lived there I saw him at my regular bar a few times.
Let's just say it was a little depressing and weird. And not regular see-teacher-out-of-school weird; like, creepy weird.
Good to hear. He's from Tennessee, and when I lived there I saw him at my regular bar a few times.
Let's just say it was a little depressing and weird. And not regular see-teacher-out-of-school weird; like, creepy weird.
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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
This thread is awesome.
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romothesavior wrote:This thread [strike]is awesome[/strike] lacks the legitimacy of a long-time poster; and belongs in the lounge.
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Maybe it does belong in the lounge, but that shouldn't hinge on whether or not it is a long time poster. It should depend on the topic.patrickd139 wrote:romothesavior wrote:This thread [strike]is awesome[/strike] lacks the legitimacy of a long-time poster; and belongs in the lounge.
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I can definitely see Zack going for a school like Pepperdine after getting a 163, the Malibu lifestyle is definitely suited to himGATORTIM wrote:I seriously don't think Zack would hit anywhere near 170. I'm thinking more high 50s, LOW 60's. He would likely end up at a Whittier, Southwestern, Cal Western or perhaps a Loyola if he got a strong LOR from his lardass boss at the Malibu Sands Beach Club
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Maxwell Nerdstrom- Harvard Law. He continues to be the bane of Screech's existence, narrowly beating him out for a SCOTUS clerkship.
That's all I got. Had to bump this hilarious thread.
That's all I got. Had to bump this hilarious thread.
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God I wish...SimplyC26 wrote:Zach- Northwestern
Slater- University of Miami
Screech- Yale
Lisa- Columbia
Kelly- UC Davis
Jessie- Boalt
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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
violet (tori spelling as screech's gf) has her heart set on attending stanford but gets rejected, ends up going to chicago.
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Agreedromothesavior wrote:This thread is awesome.
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I think the Zach UVA thing is accurate - major splitter, high LSAT. UVA is more California-ey than other splitter schools, though he could go UCLA/USC if he wanted, I imagine.
Kelly - TTT. Not very bright in general. The growing up in poverty thing and not being able to afford prom might make a good PS. I'm going to guess Southwestern. Not a bad choice, and she'll get need-based grants.
Slater - Hawaii might be a good guess. URM/Athlete/military family - I'm going to guess and say Santa Clara - stays in CA.
Lisa - FIT->Fordham, due to family connections and URM.
Jessie - Due to low LSAT but high GPA splitter, ends up at Utah after being REJECTED by HYS. Mormons won't be happy to hear about her stripper background. Chance that she isn't allowed to take the bar in Utah due to character issues and past addiction to caffeine pills.
Screech - Goes to Kansas, where he gets continually beaten up by townie rednecks for being such a geek.
Kelly - TTT. Not very bright in general. The growing up in poverty thing and not being able to afford prom might make a good PS. I'm going to guess Southwestern. Not a bad choice, and she'll get need-based grants.
Slater - Hawaii might be a good guess. URM/Athlete/military family - I'm going to guess and say Santa Clara - stays in CA.
Lisa - FIT->Fordham, due to family connections and URM.
Jessie - Due to low LSAT but high GPA splitter, ends up at Utah after being REJECTED by HYS. Mormons won't be happy to hear about her stripper background. Chance that she isn't allowed to take the bar in Utah due to character issues and past addiction to caffeine pills.
Screech - Goes to Kansas, where he gets continually beaten up by townie rednecks for being such a geek.
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He killed the LSAT. He'd be a high-LSAT splitter, and NU and UVA wouldn't care about his GPA.Rowinguy2009 wrote:But I think some of them are being given too much credit...... Zach getting into Northwestern or UVA?
Zach- Loyola
Jessie- Georgetttown
Slater- University of Hawaii
Screech- Yale
Kelly-Florida Coastal
Lisa- Emory
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Re: Where would the Saved by the Bell cast go to law school?
Don't forget Zack (Running Zack) has URM status as a Native American, which will probably give him some sort of boost in applications...
As such, I think he'd be Stanford bound.
As such, I think he'd be Stanford bound.
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That was a great episode.loonyfish wrote:Don't forget Zack (Running Zack) has URM status as a Native American, which will probably give him some sort of boost in applications...
As such, I think he'd be Stanford bound.
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Yeah, with the URM, it's definitely Stanford. I think that, other than Zack, the posts here are WAY too optimistic for the others' chances. I mean, come on! Did you see what they got on their SATs? Screech into Yale? Yeah right!qualster wrote:That was a great episode.loonyfish wrote:Don't forget Zack (Running Zack) has URM status as a Native American, which will probably give him some sort of boost in applications...
As such, I think he'd be Stanford bound.
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Good point, but will this overcome his piss poor GPA? It is undoubtedly below the 3.0 mark. Maybe if he uses the subliminal messages like he did in the new Beau Revere tape for his personal statement, he can squeak in.loonyfish wrote:Don't forget Zack (Running Zack) has URM status as a Native American, which will probably give him some sort of boost in applications...
As such, I think he'd be Stanford bound.
Another noteworthy point: the other day I saw an episode and Zack is actually wearing a belt with his jeans. I'm pretty sure this is the only confirmed sighting of such fashion.
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