Wow. Uh... hang in there, champ? I was gonna say that with a handful of pro sports teams, the law of probability should turn in your favor sooner or later... but your city has apparently defeated probability. Hey, at least you guys beat something, right? I think it's time to start blaming gypsies/billy goats/voodoo curses.
It's Art Modell's damn fault for making Jim Brown retire (and then having the balls to move the team). Or something.