You deserved to get fired but who the fuck would want to keep working there?Lxw wrote:I understand it. Paper cuts aren't that bad, in the end, when you consider that the alternative is 'flipping' through hundreds of documents that are entered into a computer, which are only accessible by craptastic proprietary software that crashes at least once a day, where the documents have seemingly random 3-4 letter long designators which make no sense, are scanned into the computer in the form of (sometimes accurate) searchable text that doesn't correspond to the actual document, thereby nullifying the entire purpose of using a searchable text when you end up having to read the original document anyway so you can properly cite them.nmoor1501 wrote:Yea... maybe. I am really not the best paralegal, to be honest, I am a bigger picture kinda gal and I hate getting paper cuts.
However, the day I was fired a subpoena was sent to the wrong office by another paralegal who had been there for over a year. And you had to search case folders for the name of the opposing counsel since they didn't enter it the case management software and my attorney held the files hostage. Also, my attorney would just drop docs from one case into another, instead of using standard form docs, so misinformation was all over the files.
And when your boss tells you to jump, you not only ask "How high?" but "Off which leg?" and "Shall I try to touch the ceiling?"
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I deserved to get fired?
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Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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A mistake is making a mistake on an already confusing file... unless you were drugged, the hangover thing is just kinda stupidity.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
Edit: I'm trying to think of a way of sounding less like an asshole, I'll get back to you.
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If you have a job, yes, yes you do.Lxw wrote:I deserved to get fired?
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Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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That's not very nice.Drake014 wrote:If you have a job, yes, yes you do.Lxw wrote:I deserved to get fired?



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But could they tell you were hungover? Some people wear shitfaced better than others.Lxw wrote:Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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Nah, I lived across the street from a Mormon who had a love child with his secretary despite his four kids at home. If anything, her good looks would have kept her there longer unless the wife also worked there.Lxw wrote:Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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Maybe the office manager, but her desk faced me and was about an inch away. She may have smelled the booze...Drake014 wrote:But could they tell you were hungover? Some people wear shitfaced better than others.Lxw wrote:Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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Funny you mentioned a cheating Mormon. I am pretty sure the other paralegal was getting frisky with her attorney (who's wife was giving birth this month, one week before his two week surfing trip to Indonesia). There were always shrieks coming from his office, and he gave her a bruise on her leg by pushing her... sounded like middle school flirting to me.Drake014 wrote:Nah, I lived across the street from a Mormon who had a love child with his secretary despite his four kids at home. If anything, her good looks would have kept her there longer unless the wife also worked there.Lxw wrote:Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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I swear, all really religious people just need to come clean and be swingers.nmoor1501 wrote:Funny you mentioned a cheating Mormon. I am pretty sure the other paralegal was getting frisky with her attorney (who's wife was giving birth this month, one week before his two week surfing trip to Indonesia). There were always shrieks coming from his office, and he gave her a bruise on her leg by pushing her... sounded like middle school flirting to me.Drake014 wrote:Nah, I lived across the street from a Mormon who had a love child with his secretary despite his four kids at home. If anything, her good looks would have kept her there longer unless the wife also worked there.Lxw wrote:Yea, seriously, I showed up to work on my 2nd day hungover, and again some other random day, and again today. Nobody gets fired for that, I think they just didn't like you. You probably stirred the fire of desire in the groins of one of the Mormon partners and he wanted to remove the object of sin from his life, or something.nmoor1501 wrote:Haha. Really? I deserved it for 1 hangover and a couple misguided letters? Huh, I thought everyone made mistakes at a new job in a new career.
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