Or, you can just waste time at work/school.
Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
BirdLawExpert: idk, he made this list
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. experienced modern art saboteur. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
Supporting Players/Guest Starring
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Avatar is a cat in a russian hat, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.
lymenheimer: Forever trying to stay relevant.
Drive-By Posters/Lurkers Supreme
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.
ssitt: longtime lurker. here for the lols

Mods
Suralin: god mod, mod of the gods, probably the best dressed human in history, confusingly enough not Anna Kendrick but is in fact a 919 Asian fellow with the most adorable dog on the planet. Fair but just wielder of the banhammer. Is, in point of fact, better than you.