Phrases to advertise the legal field? Forum

[ReveDunSoir]

I'm hosting an event at my college about the legal profession/law. I'd like to advertise it with a clever gimmick, such as "Laying down the law". Any ideas? It can be very general...thanks!

[chocho]

whats the event about? more specifically

[Doritos]

Incorporate this man in your advertisement...

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[ReveDunSoir]

I work with the paralegal studies department at my university, and we're hosting an event to promote careers in law for prospective students. We're using brochures, fliers, etc. That's why it can be very general...

Doritos, I like it.

[holydonkey]

Flyer Top:
Why should YOU go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?


Flyer Bottom:
Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

[Corsair]

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[ReveDunSoir]

Of course. We're not advertising either of those programs. This event is geared more toward considering A Career as a Paralegal or lawyer. So while I enjoy the humor, I'd also appreciate a bit more serious phrases/slogans my boss would like.

[mikeytwoshoes]

Clever gimmicks suck, go with something substantive like, "Hookers and Blow, a brief introduction to a legal career."