Do you have the stomach for law? Forum

[englawyer]

haha ok sure.

HYS grad is working biglaw. TTT grad is doing doc-review. i am just trying to get a feel for the whole internal vs external thing, although i understand internal may not necessarily correlate to legal success.

[legalized]

haha ok sure.

HYS grad is working biglaw. TTT grad is doing doc-review. i am just trying to get a feel for the whole internal vs external thing, although i understand internal may not necessarily correlate to legal success.

If hys is good in bed and into me, we'll go with Candidate A.

But man. Candidate B sure sounds sexy. Sexy and probably unable to afford anything cause he is paying for law school on a doc review salary.

We can always dress Candidate A up really nice and we can both go to the gym and get hotter.

And still have the biglaw salary. Plus mine.

[D. H2Oman]

haha ok sure.

HYS grad is working biglaw. TTT grad is doing doc-review. i am just trying to get a feel for the whole internal vs external thing, although i understand internal may not necessarily correlate to legal success.

If hys is good in bed and into me, we'll go with Candidate A.

But man. Candidate B sure sounds sexy. Sexy and probably unable to afford anything cause he is paying for law school on a doc review salary.

We can always dress Candidate A up really nice and we can both go to the gym and get hotter.

And still have the biglaw salary. Plus mine.

ITT: we ponder options that we will never have.

[legalized]

haha ok sure.

HYS grad is working biglaw. TTT grad is doing doc-review. i am just trying to get a feel for the whole internal vs external thing, although i understand internal may not necessarily correlate to legal success.

If hys is good in bed and into me, we'll go with Candidate A.

But man. Candidate B sure sounds sexy. Sexy and probably unable to afford anything cause he is paying for law school on a doc review salary.

We can always dress Candidate A up really nice and we can both go to the gym and get hotter.

And still have the biglaw salary. Plus mine.

ITT: we ponder options that we will never have.

ITT = ?

And we ponder options here given by the poster I quoted. You have no idea what options any of us on here will have in life.

[englawyer]

ITT= "in this thread"

[legalized]

ITT: we ponder options that we will never have.

ITT = ?

And we ponder options here given by the poster I quoted. You have no idea what options any of us on here will have in life.

Sense of humor: Get one.

*rolls eyes* englawyer just cleared up ITT which made me realize you and i said the same thing.

Jokes only work when all parties involved know the acronyms in the punchline. Sowwy!

[someones alt]

Do YOU have the moral conviction necessary to complete mergers and acquisitions?

[Moose Thompson]

I would suggest the rapist take the amazing plea bargain I worked out for him.

Then I would hit the Body By Jake machine to work on my abs.

[scionb4]

He does - he has the stomach for anything, and I mean literally anything: