Roast My Chances
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:19 am
Stats:
LSAT 159
GPA 3.4
Non Urm
Participating in the means of production since 2012.
C&F- 1 Misdeamor conviction from 2013, chapter 7 last year
Withdrew from law school in 2013.
People are pushing me to give law school a go again, so I'd love to hand them a pile of rejection letters so I continue not selling my soul for not enough money.
I'm not a fan of debt. Had to go through bankruptcy due to massive identity theft issues involving my parents. Long story.
Live in a small, hopeless, NASCAR and budwieser type of town where you're bound to know at least one person who is married to a family member, and recently came in as having the 6th highest lead levels in children. So not a lot of competition in the legal field.
I didn't enjoy law school when I attended, but I've been working hard on hating people less.
I've won some motions in federal and state court, including removal petitions. Also some bankruptcy contempt motions that resulted in receiving a settlement from some rather corrupt creditors. So I've fucked with the law as a pro se on an ass needed basis, been around to know what lawyers actually do, so I'm not a bleeding heart moron thinking I can change the world as a public defender. Although I am envious of such people for having such innocence.
I've won some stupid shit like a parking meter case that forced the city to pay back every single person who paid a parking ticket for the last 12 years. About to settle a multi million dollar lawsuit by the end of the year if that matters.
I have solid recommendations.
My stats suck, I have a tyrant toddler right now so I honestly don't have time to study for an LSAT.
I don't mind going to a Cooley level shit school if I can get a massive scholarship, but my stats are bad.
I have the compelling background/essay thing, but I've been out of school for years. I really don't care what school as long as it's accredited and minimizes costs. I have employment upon passing the bar.
I can live with that but I'm not trying to get in too much debt (my parents signed for loans in my name I'm undergrad without my permission or knowledge, and I'm salty).
I can do well as an attorney where I'm living, and will get a job quickly. That's why I don't care what law school. Don't care where the school is either. I'm cool with moving. I own my own house now, with no leins, so I can get a line of credit and buy a place where I move (my fiance and I work on houses/renovations as a hobby/side gig).
Nothing spectacular in undergrad, Greek life, bunch of officer/executive positions in student groups, wrote for what my college believed was a newspaper, worked, did Americorps, etc.
Thanks.
LSAT 159
GPA 3.4
Non Urm
Participating in the means of production since 2012.
C&F- 1 Misdeamor conviction from 2013, chapter 7 last year
Withdrew from law school in 2013.
People are pushing me to give law school a go again, so I'd love to hand them a pile of rejection letters so I continue not selling my soul for not enough money.
I'm not a fan of debt. Had to go through bankruptcy due to massive identity theft issues involving my parents. Long story.
Live in a small, hopeless, NASCAR and budwieser type of town where you're bound to know at least one person who is married to a family member, and recently came in as having the 6th highest lead levels in children. So not a lot of competition in the legal field.
I didn't enjoy law school when I attended, but I've been working hard on hating people less.
I've won some motions in federal and state court, including removal petitions. Also some bankruptcy contempt motions that resulted in receiving a settlement from some rather corrupt creditors. So I've fucked with the law as a pro se on an ass needed basis, been around to know what lawyers actually do, so I'm not a bleeding heart moron thinking I can change the world as a public defender. Although I am envious of such people for having such innocence.
I've won some stupid shit like a parking meter case that forced the city to pay back every single person who paid a parking ticket for the last 12 years. About to settle a multi million dollar lawsuit by the end of the year if that matters.
I have solid recommendations.
My stats suck, I have a tyrant toddler right now so I honestly don't have time to study for an LSAT.
I don't mind going to a Cooley level shit school if I can get a massive scholarship, but my stats are bad.
I have the compelling background/essay thing, but I've been out of school for years. I really don't care what school as long as it's accredited and minimizes costs. I have employment upon passing the bar.
I can live with that but I'm not trying to get in too much debt (my parents signed for loans in my name I'm undergrad without my permission or knowledge, and I'm salty).
I can do well as an attorney where I'm living, and will get a job quickly. That's why I don't care what law school. Don't care where the school is either. I'm cool with moving. I own my own house now, with no leins, so I can get a line of credit and buy a place where I move (my fiance and I work on houses/renovations as a hobby/side gig).
Nothing spectacular in undergrad, Greek life, bunch of officer/executive positions in student groups, wrote for what my college believed was a newspaper, worked, did Americorps, etc.
Thanks.