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Rejection letters have started being sent. Just got mine....I don't have competitive scores so it was expected. Good luck to everyone else!

Rejected from what dummy.

Jack Smirks wrote:Rejected from what dummy.

Sorry posted in the wrong spot! The dummy remark was uncalled for!

I think he was just be facetious.

It would be helpful to everyone to know which school specifically is sending out denial letters.

And without a comma before the word "dummy," your sentence asks which dummy rejected the OP. Just saying, if you live in a glass, grammar-free house...

Most rejections read as follows:

Dear Applicant,

Each year, our law school receives thousands of applications from an impressive pool of prospective students. While the admissions committee was greatly impressed with your personal achievements, we regret that we are unable to offer you a place in our incoming Fall class. We have no doubt that, with your stellar record, you will find a place in another law school.

Sincerely,
Law School Assistant Dean.

Translated, these letters should read:

Dear Loser,

"We never bothered to read your application because of your LSAT score and/or undergraduate GPA. We hope you have not deluded yourself by thinking you have something special that would otherwise qualify you for admission. In fact, you have wasted our time simply by forcing us to send you this rejection email. Nevertheless, if you are determined to obtain a law degree, we have no doubt that thomas cooley School of Law will grant you admission.

Screw you,
Law School Assistant Dean

EuroDisney wrote:Most rejections read as follows:

Dear Applicant,

Each year, our law school receives thousands of applications from an impressive pool of prospective students. While the admissions committee was greatly impressed with your personal achievements, we regret that we are unable to offer you a place in our incoming Fall class. We have no doubt that, with your stellar record, you will find a place in another law school.

Sincerely,
Law School Assistant Dean.

Translated, these letters should read:

Dear Loser,

"We never bothered to read your application because of your LSAT score and/or undergraduate GPA. We hope you have not deluded yourself by thinking you have something special that would otherwise qualify you for admission. In fact, you have wasted our time simply by forcing us to send you this rejection email. Nevertheless, if you are determined to obtain a law degree, we have no doubt that Thomas Cooley School of Law will grant you admission.

Screw you,
Law School Assistant Dean

QFT.

Dear Law School,

Each year, thousands of applications get rejected from an impressive pool of prospective students. While I was greatly impressed with your letter of rejection, I regret that I am unable to accept it.

I look forward to seeing you in the Fall.

Sincerely,
Law School Applicant.


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splitbrain wrote:Dear Law School,

Each year, thousands of applications get rejected from an impressive pool of prospective students. While I was greatly impressed with your letter of rejection, I regret that I am unable to accept it.

I look forward to seeing you in the Fall.

Sincerely,
Law School Applicant.


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Perfect.