Law student pickup lines? Forum
- ChriLa425
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Law student pickup lines?
Cause I'm waiting on about 10 schools and I need to occupy my time somehow....
I'll start:
Hey baby, I'll be the C in your UCC anytime.
I'll start:
Hey baby, I'll be the C in your UCC anytime.
- fatduck
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Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.
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fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.
.... in the wrong forum.
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Lame.
- clintonius
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This... is so lame.
- ChriLa425
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That is precisely the point!cartercl wrote:This... is so lame.
- Cupidity
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Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.
- NoleinNY
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I'm going to adversely possess your back 40 acres.
How's about a good nudum pactum?
How's about a good nudum pactum?
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I'll very shortly be unemployed and in the breadlines.
- Stanford4Me
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I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.
- Unemployed
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TBF, you work for insecure douchebags who hide behind money and power. You have neither.Stanford4Me wrote:I'm an insecure douche bag who hides behind money and "power." Let's bang.
- kkklick
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I'm trying to go somewhere in life unlike you, whose working behind a bar until your looks fade and you're replaced by a younger, fresher face...
My place in 5?
My place in 5?
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- beachbum
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"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.SupraVln180 wrote:fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.
.... in the wrong forum.
- LeDique
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Can't, I have to study.
- swc65
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I cannot think of any right now but I thoroughly approve of this thread!
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Hey mami, wanna give me that prima facie?
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Tales from a law school "party"
Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"
Girl walks back to her group of friends
Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"
Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"
Girl walks back to her group of friends
Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"
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I chortled.dakatz wrote:Tales from a law school "party"
Guy: "Hey, how about we go back to my place and dicker terms?"
Girl: "Um, sorry, but no"
Girl walks back to her group of friends
Friend: "Who was that guy?"
Girl: "Just some loser. He totally thought he could get with me. I respectfully dissented"
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Oh baby you know I'll always get you off.
Get it? Get it?
Get it? Get it?
- 2things2
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wana play with my jurisdiction?
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Re: Law student pickup lines?
I can't take credit for these. Not exactly pick up lines, but still funny:
--I was looking through her briefs and you are gonna like what I found
--Male attorney to opposing female attorney: "I think you should drop your suit"
--I was looking through her briefs and you are gonna like what I found
--Male attorney to opposing female attorney: "I think you should drop your suit"
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"Want to see the content of my briefs?"
- daniel5126
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really can't wait to get into law school and be surrounded by such worthwhile company.
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beachbum wrote:"Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists"? I dunno, seems about right to me. Would like to see how the waitlist works, though.SupraVln180 wrote:fatduck wrote:Hey baby, I just made a stupid thread on TLS.
.... in the wrong forum.
Lol, maybe she gives you a "raincheck" on the smash.
Seriously? What are you waiting for?
Now there's a charge.
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