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If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:32 pm
by reasonabledoubt
Me: Yale.
Ranked 1 for how many decades? Bullshit. You're paying someone off or that ridiculous USNWR is in some way tied to your (16.3 billion) endowment. You don't even grade and "prestige" is a dying notion in this globalized world. Something don't smell right about you. Face Punch.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:34 pm
by Gunz353
Every school that is "holding my file" in a state of limbo...I mean, really? Just make the fucking decision already and stop jerking me around.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:36 pm
by Yimbeezy
reasonabledoubt wrote:Me: Yale.
Ranked 1 for how many decades? Bullshit. You're paying someone off or that ridiculous USNWR is in some way tied to your (16.3 billion) endowment. You don't even grade and "prestige" is a dying notion in this globalized world. Something don't smell right about you. Face Punch.
I believe you're looking for
this.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:41 pm
by jackster2
This is a great idea. Prestige is bullshit and this whole adm. process is an exercise is trying to prove you're an A class sycophant. Try to prove to the adcomm you're just the sort of ass kiss that'll fit right in. And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:41 pm
by jackster2
This is a great idea. Prestige is bullshit and this whole adm. process is an exercise is trying to prove you're an A class sycophant. Try to prove to the adcomm you're just the sort of ass kiss that'll fit right in. And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:43 pm
by iamtaw
Michigan
flatout rejected with 3.5/174 and your winters are cold and the badgers are better. go badgers!
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:44 pm
by thickfreakness
The ones that haven't sent me a decision yet, despite the fact that I'm at or over 75ths for EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL. Late applications for the lose.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:45 pm
by somewhatwayward
jackster2 wrote: And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
i'm confused.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:46 pm
by BaiAilian2013
jackster2 wrote:This is a great idea. Prestige is bullshit and this whole adm. process is an exercise is trying to prove you're an A class sycophant. Try to prove to the adcomm you're just the sort of ass kiss that'll fit right in. And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
You're joking, right?
I'd punch Regent. No explanation needed.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:48 pm
by thickfreakness
Also, University of Tulsa who sends me like 3 e-mails a week for the last 8 months.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:50 pm
by sternc
I'd just punch all the schools that I've never heard of that keep sending me BS emails and stupid packets in the mail.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:50 pm
by somewhatwayward
BaiAilian2013 wrote:jackster2 wrote:This is a great idea. Prestige is bullshit and this whole adm. process is an exercise is trying to prove you're an A class sycophant. Try to prove to the adcomm you're just the sort of ass kiss that'll fit right in. And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
You're joking, right?
I'd punch Regent. No explanation needed.
+infinity
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:53 pm
by summerstar
jackster2 wrote:This is a great idea. Prestige is bullshit and this whole adm. process is an exercise is trying to prove you're an A class sycophant. Try to prove to the adcomm you're just the sort of ass kiss that'll fit right in. And then this "fitness" shit about criminal charges etc. Fitness? To be a LAWYER? Who the fuck are we kidding?
+1000
...and RD, you are not in a very happy mood today are you?
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:54 pm
by Xnegd
Yale, because they don't allow a fee waiver even for the really poor folks who truly deserve it.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:54 pm
by galahad85
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Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:55 pm
by GobiasIndustries
5 stars
Also, I've been getting punched in the face, so my strength is pretty low at this point.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:02 pm
by rayiner
reasonabledoubt wrote:Me: Yale.
Ranked 1 for how many decades? Bullshit. You're paying someone off or that ridiculous USNWR is in some way tied to your (16.3 billion) endowment. You don't even grade and "prestige" is a dying notion in this globalized world. Something don't smell right about you. Face Punch.
LOL.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:16 pm
by ali & ali
Columbia - I've received nothing but an icey silence from them since Nov, and I'm above both of their 75ths. A face-punch would be nice, but I just might resort to a tightly packed iceball to throw at them instead (for season's sake).
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:18 pm
by scionb4
I would skull fuck Case Western Reserve University in its empty eye socket for putting me on hold until late April. That was the most aggressive thing I have ever said.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:19 pm
by nycparalegal
iamtaw wrote:Michigan
flatout rejected with 3.5/174 and your winters are cold and the badgers are better. go badgers!
The badgers are better. They put the smack down on Miami this year.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:20 pm
by Unitas
scionb4 wrote: That was the most aggressive thing I have ever said.
Uh what? I think you went a little overly vivid there.... I deleted out the vivd part of the quote so you could edit it out of yours later...
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:28 pm
by jetlagz28
I would punch my own law school, American, for making legal writing assign letter grades.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:35 pm
by Puffy
Darden, just out of left-over bitterness from my UG days.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:37 pm
by scionb4
Kakarot wrote:scionb4 wrote: That was the most aggressive thing I have ever said.
Uh what? I think you went a little overly vivid there.... I deleted out the vivd part of the quote so you could edit it out of yours later...
Just venting my frustration, Kakarot Top.
Re: If you could punch a law school in the face, which 1 and why
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:39 pm
by zimbadimp
I would beat the crap out of Fordham! NO ONE WAITLISTS ZIMBADIMP!! well actually a lot of schools waitlist Zimbadimp, whatever.