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[FunkyJD]

Dear HofSTTTTRA :

(Plethora of guido bashing)


Sincerely:
N wood

Love this. I have to admit, I love watching Jersey Shore because of how completely ridiculous it is. Plus, it's good for drinking games. And JWoww's outfits.

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breasts and hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

[athenian]

~

[chrisbru]

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me

[glitter178]

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me

her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.

[chrisbru]

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me

her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.

They almost need their own laws of gravity. She wears some tops that just should NOT work for a girl with girls that gigantic.

PS - Why would anyone ever elect to go that overboard with physical augmentation? Why not make them less obviously fake?

Sorry for getting so off-topic...

[glitter178]

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me

her rack is pretty impressive, i know they're fake but they seem to defy gravity in ways i thought impossible.

They almost need their own laws of gravity. She wears some tops that just should NOT work for a girl with girls that gigantic.

PS - Why would anyone ever elect to go that overboard with physical augmentation? Why not make them less obviously fake?

Sorry for getting so off-topic...

because she's a guidette. everything those silly kids do is overkill--- the tan, the nails, the hair, the booze, the plastic surgery

[northwood]

the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house

[glitter178]

the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house

the best part is that they are all making a shit ton of money for acting like complete jack-offs.

[chrisbru]

the best part is that they are all from ny, not nj and they have the outline of new jersey all over the house

the bestannoying part is that they are all making a shit ton of money more than me for acting like complete jack-offs.

Fixed.

[northwood]

this is true.... dang it!
/ thread derailment... lets get back to the good stuff

[lvsmithmarsh]

Dear UVA,

I paid some ungodly amount for you to summarily reject me via email. At least spend the less than $1 to put the rejection on letterhead.

Otherwise, meh. You weren't my top choice anyway.

Kthxbye.

[cortnf]

tagging this. good stuff.

[FunkyJD]

If J-Wowwww were carrying anything in her outfits besides fake breastsand hepatitis, I'd be shocked.

@dj: thanks

Fixed... Please don't ruin her for me

She is what she is, unfortunately.

[LilMonsterAnnie]

Sorry, I was born and bred in "Fake Virginia." So I know this only from my occasional visits to "Real Virginia."

Hey, I'm a Fake Virginian too. That's awesome.

True story: Went on a field trip to Richmond once. Not sure which fetishized Southern heritage museum it was, but we visited one of them. The docent there, a gentle white lady of about 120 years, asked the group, "Which of y'all are from Virginia?" I raised my hand, and she asked me where I was from. I told her Northern Virginia.

She squinted her eyes at me, and said, "Alright, I'm going to ask the question again. Which of y'all are from Virginia?"

Friggin Classic!

[femme]

Home sweet home

[QandAphorism]

Berkeley: Pedestrians are crazy, homeless homicidal maniacs or self-absorbed joggers/students too busy with their Ipods/group of giggly friends to pay attention to the mess of cars and buses zooming by. Getting around is a nightmare, I'm glad I won't have to deal with that crap anymore just trying to get to class (went there for UG). Also, too many crazy burnouts trolling the streets. Too many vegan restaurants. Too many people constantly handing me papers about how I should be making donations to save whoever. Campus is way too far away from nearest BART station or parking lot. All the classrooms I had sucked ass. Law school part of campus isn't particularly inspiring. And, most of all, it's way too far from my home town and I just got accepted to the best law school in my home town.

OH YEAH. Now I should set that to TOP THAT! TOP THAT! (circa the rap in Teen Witch from the 80's)

Clasico!

[LilMonsterAnnie]

Dear HofSTTTTRA :
You havent given me a decision yet, or even acknowledged my application. However, I do not wish to go to a school on long island. IN fact, Long Island gives New York a bad name. Your school is full of garfield colored people, with blowouts, who think they are more italian than they are. The only person to successfully rock a blowout was Albert Einstein. That was many years ago, and he was a true genius. What have you done compared to his genius? Brought back fist pumping, fakebaking, upping the levels of douchieness to a height never previously thought possible? You think you are better than everyone else, and you have no reasons to do so. In fact, you are so redicolous, the std infested show Jersey Shore has a cast full of long islanders, and yet MTV had the senses to call it Jersey Shore, not LI sound. If it were possible to one shot ronnie you back into reality and out of la la land, that would be great. However, with all of the collective hair gel the barrier that common sense, or any knowledge what-so-ever has to go though is simply too great.


Sincerely:
N wood

STELLAR!

Having lived on LawnGuh I'land I laughed hysterically. well said.
At least if the Jersey Shore cast falls in the ocean, the girls will float well from their inflatables.

[arvcondor]

W&L:

I've never been to Lexington, but you don't assuage my fears that it's a shit town. Plus, 400 students in the school would make for ungodly incestuousness.

[DieAntwoord]

Dear Viginia,

pop collar .... errrr I love you please accept me....

sorry I couldnt do it.

DieAntwoord

[octneedy]

This thread is awesome! Wish I could buy everyone a shot.

[swilson215]

Hey Ole Miss -

The best thing that ever happened to your school was your portrayal in The Blind Side. You can't win at football (cough, 4-8 with one SEC win, cough), but someone playing an alumnus can win an Oscar. You're probably right, I wouldn't have ended up at your school anyway. California is WAY more fun. If I want fried pickles I'll go to Louisiana, where they're actually good.

You know you love me.
xoxo,
swils

[krad]

Hey Ole Miss -

The best thing that ever happened to your school was your portrayal in The Blind Side. You can't win at football (cough, 4-8 with one SEC win, cough), but someone playing an alumnus can win an Oscar. You're probably right, I wouldn't have ended up at your school anyway. California is WAY more fun. If I want fried pickles I'll go to Louisiana, where they're actually good.

You know you love me.
xoxo,
swils

Nice.

[furrywalls]

Dear Cornell,

Ithaca sounds like a place with no shortage of fat chicks and although it may be true that they need love too, they just won't be getting any from this guy or probably any other guys because at -8 degrees I'm sure most of their dicks have probably frozen off. Best of luck having to google "ivy league schools" every time you try to convince someone you are and they make you prove it.

Sincerely,

Guy freezing his ass off in this 50 degree Florida winter

P.S. Stephen Colbert was right. Bears are Godless killing machines.

[TOMaHULK]

Dear Cornell,

Ithaca sounds like a place with no shortage of fat chicks and although it may be true that they need love too, they just won't be getting any from this guy or probably any other guys because at -8 degrees I'm sure most of their dicks have probably frozen off. Best of luck having to google "ivy league schools" every time you try to convince someone you are and they make you prove it.

Sincerely,

Guy freezing his ass off in this 50 degree Florida winter

P.S. Stephen Colbert was right. Bears are Godless killing machines.

It was 29 degrees at my house in FL today. Don't care what anyone says, it's still cold.

[Aggiegrad2011]

Cornell,

I don't have anything witty to say. Sorry for being bad at the LSAT.


Sincerely,

Girl at the top 1% of her graduating class and they don't care.