THE DING BAR Forum

[kasparov]

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[IAFG]

Dear University of Pennsylvania Law:

You will probably never know how sincerely grateful I am that you dinged me as an ED candidate. I will be sending you flowers as soon as my cycle is wrapped up.

Seriously, keep bein' you.

-IAFG

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[dp73816]

saying it three times raises your street cred

[notanumber]

Hey UVa. Waitlist? O.K!

When I was in college, a girl I knew socially but who I wasn't even remotely into sat me down and "rejected" me. She told me that she valued my friendship but didn't want to go out with me. It was both strange and desperate. I also happened to be hooking-up with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful person at the time.

That kind of reminds me of this situation. UVa, I'm sorry to hear that you're rejecting me, but I've got better options. Much better options.

[84Sunbird2000]

Dear Notre Dame,

Thanks for waitlisting me. This way I didn't have to go through all the trouble of withdrawing via phone call or formal email. I only had to click a button and avoid all of that Catholic guilt that you'd be certain to heap upon me. Plus, while you were at it, you'd probably tell me that I'm committing some mortal sins of unknown origin.

Oh, and if you want to tell me that my no-strings-attached full ride to your fellow 23rd-ranked, Indiana-based IUB isn't really to a peer school, I just have to point out that you were ranked 28th in the 2008 rankings, and that South Bend is a festering rust belt craphole just as bad as my native Rockford....which I have since escaped.

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[madhatter01]

Hey UVa. Waitlist? O.K!

When I was in college, a girl I knew socially but who I wasn't even remotely into sat me down and "rejected" me. She told me that she valued my friendship but didn't want to go out with me. It was both strange and desperate. I also happened to be hooking-up with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful person at the time.

That kind of reminds me of this situation. UVa, I'm sorry to hear that you're rejecting me, but I've got better options. Much better options.

Haha! I'm more interested with what was up with that girl than UVA..

[Apple Tree]

Hey UVa. Waitlist? O.K!

When I was in college, a girl I knew socially but who I wasn't even remotely into sat me down and "rejected" me. She told me that she valued my friendship but didn't want to go out with me. It was both strange and desperate. I also happened to be hooking-up with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful person at the time.

That kind of reminds me of this situation. UVa, I'm sorry to hear that you're rejecting me, but I've got better options. Much better options.

Haha! I'm more interested with what was up with that girl than UVA..

+1. We all know UVA just yp'd you, but what was that girl's deal? YP too?
Also, what did you say to her after her "rejection"?

[FunkyJD]

Hey UVa. Waitlist? O.K!

When I was in college, a girl I knew socially but who I wasn't even remotely into sat me down and "rejected" me. She told me that she valued my friendship but didn't want to go out with me. It was both strange and desperate. I also happened to be hooking-up with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful person at the time.

That kind of reminds me of this situation. UVa, I'm sorry to hear that you're rejecting me, but I've got better options. Much better options.

Haha! I'm more interested with what was up with that girl than UVA..

+1. We all know UVA just yp'd you, but what was that girl's deal? YP too?

I smell a Tucker Max-type story coming ... don't disappoint.

[deadpanic]

Dear UT,

Thank you for doing me a favor of not having to move to that concrete cess pool of a town called Knoxville. It is full of uneducated white trash sidewalk fans who think a nice dinner is the buffet at one of Golden Corral's 21 Knoxville locations.

[thickfreakness]

Dear UT,

Thank you for doing me a favor of not having to move to that concrete cess pool of a town called Knoxville. It is full of uneducated white trash sidewalk fans who think a nice dinner is the buffet at one of Golden Corral's 21 Knoxville locations.

BOOM.

Lol @ Rocky Top.

[jlnoa0915]

Dear UT,

Thank you for doing me a favor of not having to move to that concrete cess pool of a town called Knoxville. It is full of uneducated white trash sidewalk fans who think a nice dinner is the buffet at one of Golden Corral's 21 Knoxville locations.

BOOM.

Lol @ Rocky Top.

I second that.

[jjinva]

Some of you guys are so smart. The rejection letters you got from some of those Top Tier schools will probably be worth more than the J.D. I get from wherever I get to go. Dang

[iheartucla]

Dear Emory,

I hate grits.

xoxo,
going to a higher ranked school anyways

[TheBigMediocre]

Dear Emory,

Your GA bar pass rate isn't as high as UGA's, You're not worth your sticker price, and the vast majority of your student body is a bunch of east coast wannabes who couldn't get into good schools farther up north. On top of that, you give money to less qualified applicants. Your loss.

Sincerely,

Thebigmediocre

[Scarletlady]

Dear GMU,

I never actually liked you, but you offered to take me out for free drinks and I went along with it. It didn't work out, but I appreciated that you rejected me via a letter. I thought it was kind, unlike those other school who think an email will suffice (What ever happened to manners?). You are a true gentleman.

Regards,

Scarletlady

[jjinva]

GMU is funny because although I graduated from GMU undergrad with a 3.9 they rejected me. And yet they want me to donate to the alumni assocition. Right....thats gonna happen. NOT!

[NUMB3RFIFTY]

Dear La Verne,

I called L.A.... They haven't heard of you either...

[buckmulligan58]

Dear OSU,

Being the best law school in Ohio is like being the tallest pygmy.

Smell you later,

THE buckmulligan58

[AdmiralNelson]

Dear La Verne,

I called L.A.... They haven't heard of you either...

Haha. I actually grew up in La Verne. Nice small town. Quiet and beautiful.

But don't sweat the law school. Academia-wise, LV will always be in the shadow of next-door neighbor Claremont.

[dp73816]

Man GMU is not getting any love for their "by the LSAT" approach...I think that theyre still riding off that Final Four high a few years back...

Let it go...

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[waverider]

Dear Georgia

I only applied because I find girls with southern accents very sexy. But I've had your peaches and believe me I've tasted better!

Btw I'd really feel like an ass going to Georgia football games decked out in orange and blue. Glad I can avoid that now.