THE DING BAR Forum

[zonto]

Ding Bar songs?

Bayside - Already Gone:

You, you never call
You never write me or nothing
I set myself up to fall
I was stupid, then, to try

I'm living in a lie
I'm in a fantasy world
But the hero won't win this time
Cause my pipe dream gets flushed away

By all means I'm getting mad
That don't mean I don't feel sorry for you

How sad you're gonna be
I wish I could stick around
To see your face when you realize
You've permanently changed

And it's all thanks to me
I was wrong for coming here
You'll wake alone and run around your lonely home
Look for my face, but I'm already gone

You, you never call
You never write me or nothing
I set myself up to fall
I was stupid, then, to try

There was something in the way
Something in the way
Something in the way that you shut the door
I couldn't get enough when you blow me off
I just keep dragging myself back for more

By all means I'm getting mad
That don't mean I don't feel sorry for you

How sad you're gonna be
I wish I could stick around
To see your face when you realize
You've permanently changed

And it's all thanks to me
I was wrong for coming here
You'll wake alone and run around your lonely home
Look for my face, but I'm already gone

One day you're going to see
The life sentence you gave to me
But I swear one day we will share this cell
I know it's cold but I will keep us warm
With all the hate I radiate
We'll be walking hand in hand in hell

How sad you're gonna be
I wish I could stick around
To see your face when you realize
You've permanently changed

And it's all thanks to me
I was wrong for coming here
You wake alone and run around your lonely home
Look for my face, but I'm already gone.

[zonto]

For those with Berkeley, UCLA, USC, etc. on your mind:

Home Grown - Tomorrow:

Awake at ground zero.
Another day wasting away.
Nothing seems to matter.
'Cause nothing's ever changed.

California dreamin'.
Has never meant this much to me.
When living in this nightmare.
Comes so easily.

Holding on when I don't belong.
If this is right then I can't go wrong.
Holding on, but I know right now I'll never make it.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow.
And figure out where to begin.
Then maybe I won't feel so hollow.
But I'm pretty sure that I'll be sleeping in...

Days seem like they're decades.
And minutes pass like years gone by.
Still I sit here wasting the time of my life.

California dreamin'
will never mean that much to me.
And you'll never understand
how it feels to be

Holding on when you don't belong.
When you don't feel right but it's all you've got.
Holding on, but I'm pretty sure I'll never make it.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow.
And figure out where to begin.
Then maybe I won't feel so hollow.

It's 3AM.
And it feels like these four walls are caving in.
Please tell me I'm not alone.
'Cause I'm tired of sleeping in.
Wait, maybe I'll wake up tomorrow.
And figure out where to begin.
Then maybe I won't feel so hollow.
But I'm pretty sure that I'll be sleeping in...

[msridiculous447]

Took about an hour or so to move on, impressive. I talk a big game but I'm sure if Western dings me I'll be in a coma.

I'm a woman, my emotions are in constant flux.

My suggestion is milking for all its worth! Sure, you could move on in an hour...or you could skip class for a day or two and use it as a socially acceptable excuse for 24 straight hours of lying in bed, drinking beer, and drunk dialing acquaintances about how difficult your (actually pretty easy) life is.
Take the latter approach, and people will totally send flowers.

I like the way you think.

[lolschool2011]

Took about an hour or so to move on, impressive. I talk a big game but I'm sure if Western dings me I'll be in a coma.

I'm a woman, my emotions are in constant flux.

drunk dialing acquaintances.

I like the way you think.

And just think... if you had gone to Duke, you wouldn't be able to do the bolded above, at least safely. (drunk dialing Durham bros = clear and present danger)

You (and your parents) should be celebrating!

[msridiculous447]

hahaha this is why I love the ding bar.

[enida10]

Oh good lord, Georgia,

I submitted my application in NOVEMBER. You lead me along like a love sick puppy for nearly 15 weeks. All that time, I got no e-mails from you. No status updates. You wouldn't communicate with me! You wouldn't even hold me. Maybe when I called your admissions office today looking for some info, that was the last straw. I know, it seemed clingy and desperate, and maybe it was. But now, on this side of things, I'm glad I wasn't accepted. Being from the south, I know what comes out of Georgia. That whole "Dawg" thing is best left to Randy Jackson and the '90s. And, between you and me, I like to keep my cousins as far away from me on the family tree as possible. Finally, that new bill your state is looking to pass that hopes redefine rape victims as "accusers" shows GA's true colors. I would have been just a little afraid in Athens. Oh, I could go on about Georgia's faults, but when it comes to your law school I have nothing to say. We never communicated, so I don't feel like I really know you. But from what I hear the last good thing to come out of Athens was R.E.M. And when was that?

So peace, GA. Enjoy your frat boys and both your declining athletics and law market.

E

[crankyankees]

Oh good lord, Georgia,

I submitted my application in NOVEMBER. You lead me along like a love sick puppy for nearly 15 weeks. All that time, I got no e-mails from you. No status updates. You wouldn't communicate with me! You wouldn't even hold me. Maybe when I called your admissions office today looking for some info, that was the last straw. I know, it seemed clingy and desperate, and maybe it was. But now, on this side of things, I'm glad I wasn't accepted. Being from the south, I know what comes out of Georgia. That whole "Dawg" thing is best left to Randy Jackson and the '90s. And, between you and me, I like to keep my cousins as far away from me on the family tree as possible. Finally, that new bill your state is looking to pass that hopes redefine rape victims as "accusers" shows GA's true colors. I would have been just a little afraid in Athens. Oh, I could go on about Georgia's faults, but when it comes to your law school I have nothing to say. We never communicated, so I don't feel like I really know you. But from what I hear the last good thing to come out of Athens was R.E.M. And when was that?

So peace, GA. Enjoy your frat boys and both your declining athletics and law market.

E

love it.

[Kinderby]

Oh good lord, Georgia,

I submitted my application in NOVEMBER. You lead me along like a love sick puppy for nearly 15 weeks. All that time, I got no e-mails from you. No status updates. You wouldn't communicate with me! You wouldn't even hold me. Maybe when I called your admissions office today looking for some info, that was the last straw. I know, it seemed clingy and desperate, and maybe it was. But now, on this side of things, I'm glad I wasn't accepted. Being from the south, I know what comes out of Georgia. That whole "Dawg" thing is best left to Randy Jackson and the '90s. And, between you and me, I like to keep my cousins as far away from me on the family tree as possible. Finally, that new bill your state is looking to pass that hopes redefine rape victims as "accusers" shows GA's true colors. I would have been just a little afraid in Athens. Oh, I could go on about Georgia's faults, but when it comes to your law school I have nothing to say. We never communicated, so I don't feel like I really know you. But from what I hear the last good thing to come out of Athens was R.E.M. And when was that?

So peace, GA. Enjoy your frat boys and both your declining athletics and law market.

E

Excellent.

[JazzOne]

Oh good lord, Georgia,

I submitted my application in NOVEMBER. You lead me along like a love sick puppy for nearly 15 weeks. All that time, I got no e-mails from you. No status updates. You wouldn't communicate with me! You wouldn't even hold me. Maybe when I called your admissions office today looking for some info, that was the last straw. I know, it seemed clingy and desperate, and maybe it was. But now, on this side of things, I'm glad I wasn't accepted. Being from the south, I know what comes out of Georgia. That whole "Dawg" thing is best left to Randy Jackson and the '90s. And, between you and me, I like to keep my cousins as far away from me on the family tree as possible. Finally, that new bill your state is looking to pass that hopes redefine rape victims as "accusers" shows GA's true colors. I would have been just a little afraid in Athens. Oh, I could go on about Georgia's faults, but when it comes to your law school I have nothing to say. We never communicated, so I don't feel like I really know you. But from what I hear the last good thing to come out of Athens was R.E.M. And when was that?

So peace, GA. Enjoy your frat boys and both your declining athletics and law market.

E

lol

[TommyK]

Dear The (jesus, that's a pretentious article) Ohio State University:

I've hated you for years. Your athletics fans are obnoxious and arrogant. I was going to look past this, though. I admit that despite your flaws, your law school is well-respected within the region. So I applied with conflicted feelings, but with genuine excitement.

Then I received my first and (so far) only rejection of my cycle from you. Apparently my decade-old gpa was too much to see past. I understand you have a weird obsession with a certain gpa floor and that's fine. Apparently you didn't think I would make as solid contributions to your law school as the following:

http://abovethelaw.com/2010/10/ohio-sta ... -stealing/

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/08/moritz-c ... ezzlement/

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/07/law-stud ... iry-queen/

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/ohio-sup ... d=12632984

Maybe you're right, tOSU. I'm not sure I'm over you yet, though. Maybe I could take a year off to steal from a library, take money from my colleagues, break into a fast food restaurant in a drunken rage, and rack up $20k in credit card debt and not make a single payment on it. Maybe then you'll accept me? Maybe then you think I'll fit the Moritz Mold.

Screw you, Mortiz.

XOXO,
TommyK

[thelaststraw05]

Dear The (jesus, that's a pretentious article) Ohio State University:

I've hated you for years. Your athletics fans are obnoxious and arrogant. I was going to look past this, though. I admit that despite your flaws, your law school is well-respected within the region. So I applied with conflicted feelings, but with genuine excitement.

Then I received my first and (so far) only rejection of my cycle from you. Apparently my decade-old gpa was too much to see past. I understand you have a weird obsession with a certain gpa floor and that's fine. Apparently you didn't think I would make as solid contributions to your law school as the following:

http://abovethelaw.com/2010/10/ohio-sta ... -stealing/

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/08/moritz-c ... ezzlement/

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/07/law-stud ... iry-queen/

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/ohio-sup ... d=12632984

Maybe you're right, tOSU. I'm not sure I'm over you yet, though. Maybe I could take a year off to steal from a library, take money from my colleagues, break into a fast food restaurant in a drunken rage, and rack up $20k in credit card debt and not make a single payment on it. Maybe then you'll accept me? Maybe then you think I'll fit the Moritz Mold.

Screw you, Mortiz.

XOXO,
TommyK

Bravo

[duckmoney]

So Michigan,

I thought the wait list would hurt. It doesn't. Mostly because your entire state is a God-forsaken frozen wasteland that only exists because 60 years ago Americans thought they could make cars better than the Japanese. About that...

If I do decide for some unforeseen reason that I want to work in the midwest, then I will go to Chicago and be content knowing that I took a job from one of your douchey students who didn't deserve it anyway.

Sucks to Suck.

[bistduverrueckt]

Hi Michigan,

Duckmoney says it so much better than I ever could. So please see above.

But thanks for realizing that my east coast self could never survive the frozen tundras of Ann Arbor. I mean lets face it. I freaked when New York got all that snow in January. I like spring to start earlier than the end of April thanks very much. Plus I just realized there is no good baseball in Michigan.

So again, thanks for the waitlist but no thanks. This east coaster will stay right where she is.

Love and kisses,
Bistduverrueckt
ps. I drive a Japanese car for a reason.

[TurtlesAllTheWayDown]

I wonder if deans lurk the ding bar and how they feel about categorically having their asses/their universities' asses handed to them.

[JFo]

Hi Michigan,

Plus I just realized there is no baseball in Michigan.

Good god, you're right! Thank god for my W/L!

[LttleBlakDress]

Hi Michigan,

Plus I just realized there is no baseball in Michigan.

Good god, you're right! Thank god for my W/L!

Not because I am saying anything good about Michigan, but just for my Tiger's fan Michiganite boyfriend... There are the Tigers. But yeah, Michigan is a frozen tundra of abandoned auto-infrastructure and coldness.

[bistduverrueckt]

Hi Michigan,

Plus I just realized there is no baseball in Michigan.

Good god, you're right! Thank god for my W/L!

Not because I am saying anything good about Michigan, but just for my Tiger's fan Michiganite boyfriend... There are the Tigers. But yeah, Michigan is a frozen tundra of abandoned auto-infrastructure and coldness.

That's true. And now I'm mentally beating myself up for forgetting about where Damon went

I guess I mean good baseball?

[applepiecrust]

Bist and DuckMoney, your ding bar contributions are so effective that I'm now wondering why I'm going to Michigan :p

[jamiLAW]

Bist and DuckMoney, your ding bar contributions are so effective that I'm now wondering why I'm going to Michigan :p

At least you'll be by Detroit, the party capital of the United States

[Gotti]

So Michigan,

I thought the wait list would hurt. It doesn't. Mostly because your entire state is a God-forsaken frozen wasteland that only exists because 60 years ago Americans thought they could make cars better than the Japanese. About that...

If I do decide for some unforeseen reason that I want to work in the midwest, then I will go to Chicago and be content knowing that I took a job from one of your douchey students who didn't deserve it anyway.

Sucks to Suck.

HAHA<333

[bistduverrueckt]

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[Hey-O]

You may be ranked 11(ish) by USNWR for best law schools, but in the list of "Dukes" you come second from the gutter (right above disgraced CA congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham.

QF: The Coveted T6 Dukes

1. Duke Ellington
2. The Dukes of Hazard
3. Former Yankee Pitcher Orlando Hernadez
4. The Queen of England when she is in the Channel Islands
5. "Duke" Nukem
6. Marmaduke

The Bottom Six:

1. Benito Mussolini
2. David Duke
3. Randy Cunningham
4. Duke University
5. Edward, Duke of Windsor
6. John Wayne

I take office to this list. You have left off the best Duke, "The Duke of Earl"

As I walk through this world,
Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl.
And you, you are my girl
And no one can hurt, oh no

Putting Marmaduke above the Duke of Earl! Sacrilege!

[Peameal]

You know, Michigan,
Detroit kind of sucks these days.
Consider moving.



(I hear Naples is nice.)

[Skyhook]

Well, good riddance to you too, GULC.
You guys need to get a better acronym.

And I don't care if you can see the SCOTUS from your window.
I can see the next county from mine, so I must know all about politics and local government.

(rejected by email if anyone cares)

[renorunningirl]

Hastings- Saved me from spending 3 years paying $1200 a month to live in a studio in the tenderloin...