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GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

I think you were YP'ed, sir. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Kiersten1985 wrote:I think you were YP'ed, sir. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

lol YP is a WL, Rejection means you suck at life.

jayzon wrote:

Veritas wrote:

Kiersten1985 wrote:I think you were YP'ed, sir. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

lol YP is a WL, Rejection means you suck at life.

YP is usually a WL, yes...but I think Cornell looked at OP's numbers and thought the exact same thing I did: "this kid is going to C/C/N, or maybe even S."

I wuz playing along with the thread

kittenmittons wrote: WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

i see

sarlis wrote:

kittenmittons wrote: WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

i see

I think that was intentional...

kittenmittons wrote:GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

ROFL. That is all.

boo_pragmatism wrote:

sarlis wrote:

kittenmittons wrote: WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

i see

Hi! I'm sarcasm! Have we met?

I was hoping the latter portion was intended as irony.

Kiersten1985 wrote:

sarlis wrote:

kittenmittons wrote: WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

i see

I think that was intentional...

haha i know.

Good to see that Cornell is saving some room for me...

shadowfrost000 wrote:

kittenmittons wrote:GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

ROFL. That is all.

thinking of you laughing at this just made me actually laugh out loud. i don't even know you. is that sad?

and the beast wrote:

shadowfrost000 wrote:

kittenmittons wrote:GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

ROFL. That is all.

thinking of you laughing at this just made me actually laugh out loud. i don't even know you. is that sad?

Would you like to get to know me... in the shower?

where, if anywhere, have you already been accepted?

shadowfrost000 wrote:

and the beast wrote:

shadowfrost000 wrote:

kittenmittons wrote:GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

ROFL. That is all.

thinking of you laughing at this just made me actually laugh out loud. i don't even know you. is that sad?

Would you like to get to know me... in the shower?

absolutely. you bring some soap and i'll bring some jello shots.

boo_pragmatism wrote:

and the beast wrote:absolutely. you bring some soap and i'll bring some [strike]jello shots[/strike] VD.

FTFY

Hey now, s/he can bring both. Tis the season to give, after all.

Who cares? You're gonna be in at several other T-14's anyway. This just saves you the hassle of withdrawing later on.

Out of curiosity: No softs? Like, you put nothing on your resume? You could at least have volunteered at a few charitable organizations or tutored some freshmen or something.

kittenmittons wrote:WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

That is self evident, apparently...

boo_pragmatism wrote:

jayzon wrote:In many places, they are positively correlated.

Some might say a causal relationship exists. VD causes jello shots.

Both tend to cause temporary burning sensations, just in different regions of the body.

Most people who shower together take jello shots.
All people who take jello shots have VD.
Some people who have VD don't use soap.
It is not the case that people with VD use wash cloths.

Assuming all information above is true, which of the following can be reasonably inferred:

A. All people with VD take jello shots.
B. A person who showers with another person will likely not use wash cloths.
C. Anyone who drinks Vodka has Herpes.
D. People with VD should be required to use soap.
E. Trojan and Jelo should launch a cooperative marketing campaign.

boo_pragmatism wrote:I'll take F: Rcharles has a virulent strain of jello shot vd

This is not the credited response......I hope, I'll have to wait for the results.

kittenmittons wrote:GPA 3.6 LSAT 175
URM: White as a saltine

NAME OF SAFETY: Cornell

OPTIONAL ESSAY: No. My question 16 answer was weak too.

WHAT GOT ME REJECTED: I am bland with no softs and I can't write good.

I'm amazed you have such good numbers, Cornell could probably see right through that smoke screen.

rcharles wrote:Most people who shower together take jello shots.
All people who take jello shots have VD.
Some people who have VD don't use soap.
It is not the case that people with VD use wash cloths.

Assuming all information above is true, which of the following can be reasonably inferred:

A. All people with VD take jello shots.
B. A person who showers with another person will likely not use wash cloths.
C. Anyone who drinks Vodka has Herpes.
D. People with VD should be required to use soap.
E. Trojan and Jelo should launch a cooperative marketing campaign.

E. Slogan: We'll make you wiggle.

Conflating VDs and a Cornell JD just feels right. Something about how the sting of both stays with you forever.

boo_pragmatism wrote:

jayzon wrote:In many places, they are positively correlated.

Some might say a causal relationship exists. VD causes jello shots.

I think i broke my computer b/c I spit water all over the monitor

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