June 2016 - Waiter's (+170 or bust) GRAY DAY HAS AWOKEN FROM ITS SLUMBER Forum

[R. Jeeves]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

[+] Spoiler

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

iskender kebabi. afiyet olsun, or bon apetit, as the turks say.

I'm jel.

also, that's doner kebab! in a different form.

all slathered in butter and accompanied with yogurt and tomato.

Ooh I thought doner kebab had to be those thin slices from the rotisserie- these were like chunks of lamb. I guess I haven't missed out on it then!

[benwyatt]

Haven't you ever heard of bullying a girl bc they're cute, this just means pretzels an 11

Don't think it's escaped me that most of the people who've been talking vile shit about me said I was good looking, *~fave waiter~* (or what have you) weeks ago.

Believe me, "hurting is flirting" is a thing. It's cute sometimes. This ain't that.

And if you think it is, that's probably why you're still single.

The LSAT process has been stressful but I haven't stooped so low to the point that I find pretzels sexually gratifying. Perhaps I really didn't study enough.

actually lol'd

[pretzeltime]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

[+] Spoiler

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

iskender kebabi. afiyet olsun, or bon apetit, as the turks say.

I'm jel.

also, that's doner kebab! in a different form.

all slathered in butter and accompanied with yogurt and tomato.

Ooh I thought doner kebab had to be those thin slices from the rotisserie- these were like chunks of lamb. I guess I haven't missed out on it then!

If it was made properly then it was chunks of said rotisserie lamb. But I don't know if they're being traditional!

What you had is the supreme version of doner, though. Dank.org

[benwyatt]

Part of initial poking was to see you flourish like your posting had suggested was possible. That didn't happen and people got more viscous, but it did initially start with good intentions in mind.

Ooooh, Pretzel, it's so simple. You just didn't flourish in the way these gentlemen had in mind for you. Smallville you sound like such a creep in this post lol

Agreed. Also, viscous. People definitely got more viscous.

In defense of that spelling, if I have to choose between higher and lower personal viscosity, I will always choose higher. Lower is just too messy.

[pretzeltime]

I keep trying to get us back on topic, but it seems like the non-waiters are intent on being obnoxious and tangential.

Hennessy in a Sidecar or just straight up or what? Sorry if this has been covered before. I have a bunch of cognac in the cabinet...

now THIS is a topic I'm happy to cover again, if it's already been covered.

I had a henny cocktail recently, trying to remember what was in it....some egg white bull shit

[R. Jeeves]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

[+] Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/bzyLOWW.jpg

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

The Deutsche can say what they want about the Turks, but god damn they have good street food. Seriously, if you can only do one more thing before you leave, get a dönner with the "scharfe Soße". It's honestly the best thing in the entire country.

Damn, is this only in Berlin? If I can get some in Munich I'll def do it.

[pretzeltime]

Part of initial poking was to see you flourish like your posting had suggested was possible. That didn't happen and people got more viscous, but it did initially start with good intentions in mind.

Ooooh, Pretzel, it's so simple. You just didn't flourish in the way these gentlemen had in mind for you. Smallville you sound like such a creep in this post lol

Agreed. Also, viscous. People definitely got more viscous.

In defense of that spelling, if I have to choose between higher and lower personal viscosity, I will always choose higher. Lower is just too messy.

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

[carasrook]

I keep trying to get us back on topic, but it seems like the non-waiters are intent on being obnoxious and tangential.

sorry henny...

on-topic, i was super distracted at work today and felt like a D+ employee with the excuse of thinking i'd get my score tonight and be back to normal tomorrow. let's hope tomorrow is the last distracted day!

[ponderingmeerkat]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

Hot damn dude! Love your Eurotrip posts. Glad you're having a great time man. Looks like a blast.

Oh, and I also agree the non-waiters in this thread became per se shitty around page 130 or so. It's a shame the lounge started leaking because this was a great thread for a while. Here's hoping for a grey day tomorrow.

Be excellent to each other dudes!

[benwyatt]

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

i only know how to talk about viscosity in terms of motor oil

[+] Spoiler

jk, please don't ask me about cars

[Hennessy]

I keep trying to get us back on topic, but it seems like the non-waiters are intent on being obnoxious and tangential.

Hennessy in a Sidecar or just straight up or what? Sorry if this has been covered before. I have a bunch of cognac in the cabinet...

Sidecar is totally my favorite cocktail that i qas trying to make people guess a few pages back

But straight Hennessy neat is usually the key

[carasrook]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

Hot damn dude! Love your Eurotrip posts. Glad you're having a great time man. Looks like a blast.

Oh, and I also agree the non-waiters in this thread became per se shitty around page 130 or so. It's a shame the lounge started leaking because this was a great thread for a while. Here's hoping for a grey day tomorrow.

Be excellent to each other dudes!

meerkat!

[Hennessy]

I keep trying to get us back on topic, but it seems like the non-waiters are intent on being obnoxious and tangential.

sorry henny...

on-topic, i was super distracted at work today and felt like a D+ employee with the excuse of thinking i'd get my score tonight and be back to normal tomorrow. let's hope tomorrow is the last distracted day!

Likewise - I had a slow day, I should have been catchinf up on busy work, but nope. F5 f5 f5 f5 f5

[BirdLawExpert]

[pretzeltime]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

Hot damn dude! Love your Eurotrip posts. Glad you're having a great time man. Looks like a blast.

Oh, and I also agree the non-waiters in this thread became per se shitty around page 130 or so. It's a shame the lounge started leaking because this was a great thread for a while. Here's hoping for a grey day tomorrow.

Be excellent to each other dudes!

Eyyy Meerkat, been wondering about you dude! Thanks for checking in. As always, voice of calm cool collected reason. Need to take notes from you about how to stay out of the fray.

Good luck!! Hoping the best for you and all ma June study homies, tomorrow, fingers crossed.

[ponderingmeerkat]

Hope you're enjoying your trip. We haven't met, but we can be friends if you've had at least two meals comprised of at least 50% dönner kebab.

Dude I haven't quite done doner kebab yet,

however, I went to the Turkish district for lunch today and got this lamb dish fromy a restaurant called Hasir:

It was literally the best lamb I can remember having in my life.

Hot damn dude! Love your Eurotrip posts. Glad you're having a great time man. Looks like a blast.

Oh, and I also agree the non-waiters in this thread became per se shitty around page 130 or so. It's a shame the lounge started leaking because this was a great thread for a while. Here's hoping for a grey day tomorrow.

Be excellent to each other dudes!

meerkat!

Oh shit waddup?!

[R. Jeeves]

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

lololololol

are motherfuckers really going to tell me that this isn't some flourishing posting

[meeseeks]

Holy fuck folks, I was gone 30 minutes drinking with my neighbor. This thread is just a bunch of people being douchey to each other.

Is it that hard to be clever? You're on TLS, if you want to make a joke, be fucking clever. If not go back to Cooley and sulk in the shadows. I'm all for hazing and whatnot but please show you deserve to be here. The whole point of this thread is to entertain people waiting to get their scores, whether it is waiters, ex-waiters, or others, doesn't fucking matter. We are all here for the same reason....distraction. You can do whatever you want, make fun of who ever you want, shit poast whatever you want....just show that you have the intellect of more than a cave bear

[Hennessy]

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

lololololol

are motherfuckers really going to tell me that is isn't some flourishing posting

High 170s

[ponderingmeerkat]

Eyyy Meerkat, been wondering about you dude! Thanks for checking in. As always, voice of calm cool collected reason. Need to take notes from you about how to stay out of the fray.

Good luck!! Hoping the best for you and all ma June study homies, tomorrow, fingers crossed.

Ehhh, we'll be alright dude. Shit's just a number. I'm fairly confident all the type-A's in this thread will be just fine.

Eventually... (fuck it, who am I kidding, I was mashing F5 all day )

[07152016]

..

[BirdLawExpert]

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

I don't know anything about that but it reminds me of my favorite tweet of all time.

[forum_user]

just show that you have the intellect of more than a cave bear

whoa dude too elitist for tls

[pretzeltime]

Well I'm ovulating currently so my viscosity truly runs the gamut.

lololololol

are motherfuckers really going to tell me that this isn't some flourishing posting

I know right, homies think they have to be mean to start me off on some poasting

In reality I will share ALL DA DEETS, unprovoked.

I just let it flow

If you will

[meeseeks]

just show that you have the intellect of more than a cave bear

whoa dude too elitist for tls

While I know you are being sarcastic, I'll take the bait anyways. I enjoy TLS because it is a bunch of elitist fucks like me. If I wanted to hear stupid jokes I would go back to 4chan. I like this site because it's a bunch of above average intelligence people with an above adequate sense of humor