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what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:05 pm
by Newb2law
for like 20 minutes... I wonder if that has ever happened..

Re: Do proctors make note of who went to the bathroom ?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:33 pm
by zhenders

Re: Do proctors make note of who went to the bathroom ?

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:37 pm
by KingJamesLBJ
Who cares.... and why do you care..... unless you plan on cheating or something

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:56 pm
by Kimikho
I've said this before and I'll say it again: this is why you need to plan your poop schedule the morning of the test.

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Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:00 pm
by 10052014
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Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:04 pm
by Kimikho
jaylawyer09 wrote:
scoobers wrote:I've said this before and I'll say it again: this is why you need to plan your poop schedule the morning of the test.
How do you make yourself poop at different times for testing purposes?

Seriously. Do you just not eat the previous day?
Nah. I just knew that I would have to go and scheduled accordingly.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:44 pm
by Nova
Newb2law wrote:for like 20 minutes... I wonder if that has ever happened..
just wear pull-ups

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:08 pm
by t-14orbust
jaylawyer09 wrote:
scoobers wrote:I've said this before and I'll say it again: this is why you need to plan your poop schedule the morning of the test.
How do you make yourself poop at different times for testing purposes?

Seriously. Do you just not eat the previous day?
3 weeks before the test start eating around the same time and eating similar meals. My poops were like clockwork by the time I got to my 2nd take

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:21 pm
by hazara
just wear a diaper to the exam . problem solved lol

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:12 pm
by Nonconsecutive
You score a 181

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:09 am
by Clyde Frog
Practice pooping yourself regularly so that you get used to having it in your pants, that way you won't need bathrooms anymore.

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Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:13 am
by PourMeTea
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Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:32 am
by magickware
jaylawyer09 wrote: How do you make yourself poop at different times for testing purposes?

Seriously. Do you just not eat the previous day?
Regulate what you eat and take note of when you go to the restroom.

After a month or so, you'll know more than enough to manipulate it to your advantage.

You should be eating the same thing for every breakfast for the most part so you know exactly how you'll feel and what'll happen.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:17 am
by zhenders
Really, it's incredible this post has gotten so far. I would have thought it would have been dumped by now.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:00 am
by Clyde Frog
zhenders wrote:Really, it's incredible this post has gotten so far. I would have thought it would have been dumped by now.
I see what you did there.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:27 am
by ScottRiqui
Clyde Frog wrote:
zhenders wrote:Really, it's incredible this post has gotten so far. I would have thought it would have been dumped by now.
I see what you did there.
Ray Charles saw what he did there.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:31 am
by jhudenbalger
I generally don't find it difficult to hold a #2, a #1 on the other hand can be frustrating. I recently read though that when you really have to go, you are more focused and thus perform better at tasks. But this assumes you're not going to focus on the fact that you have to pee. Ill have to find this study, it was put out by some psychologists.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:59 am
by McAvoy
Since you have only four days to get on track, I would suggest not letting yourself go #2 over the next few days until perhaps 4 or 5 in the afternoon. And don't let yourself not go once you get to that threshold. It will only take a few days to adjust; it may be a hard few days, but it is imperative you get on a non-morning schedule. Alternatively, you could withhold from #2 for the rest of the day and go first thing in the morning tomorrow, and repeat that through test day.

The one big variable you need to factor in to your #2 schedule, though, is coffee. If your body induces #2 with coffee, consider switching to caffeine pills, or, first thing in the morning, drink coffee, go #2, then supplement with caffeine pills as needed when you get closer to test time.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:16 am
by KD35
Nova wrote:just wear pull-ups
TCR.

Re: what if you get the shits and have to stay in the bathroom

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:22 am
by jkpolk
Newb2law wrote:for like 20 minutes... I wonder if that has ever happened..
The answer is always to wake up like 2 or 3 hours earlier than you would otherwise. Problem solved.