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As I sit here bored with the current topics on the board and desiring something to talk about, I decided to come up with a really stupid idea for a thread. It is as follows: you have three categories: "pissed," "pleased," & "ecstatic." What is the score range for each that would lead you to feel these emotions?

Mine:

Ecstatic: "172+"
Pleased: "169-171"
Pissed: "168-"

and, just for the hell of it:

Jump from a skyscraper: "164-"
Run down the street fully nude: "175+"

YOUR TURN!

UtilityMonster wrote:As I sit here bored with the current topics on the board and desiring something to talk about, I decided to come up with a really stupid idea for a thread. It is as follows: you have three categories: "pissed," "pleased," & "ecstatic." What is the score range for each that would lead you to feel these emotions?

Mine:

Ecstatic: "172+"
Pleased: "169-171"
Pissed: "168-"

and, just for the hell of it:

Jump from a skyscraper: "164-"
Run down the street fully nude: "175+"

YOUR TURN!

< 165 ... Kill someone!
>165 ... Kill someone!

UtilityMonster wrote:As I sit here bored with the current topics on the board and desiring something to talk about, I decided to come up with a really stupid idea for a thread. It is as follows: you have three categories: "pissed," "pleased," & "ecstatic." What is the score range for each that would lead you to feel these emotions?

Mine:

Ecstatic: "172+"
Pleased: "169-171"
Pissed: "168-"

and, just for the hell of it:

Jump from a skyscraper: "164-"
Run down the street fully nude: "175+"

YOUR TURN!

Doesn't seem like there's much leeway room in your score ranges. I don't like telling people what I expect/want to score. If I don't get it I'll feel like a jackass for even saying I'd want that high of a score. If I did manage to get as high as I tell people I expected/wanted I'd feel like a pompous douche.

Mitt Romney would think.

175+ ecstatic
172-174 Pleased
170-171 retake
169- killself

I know my range will be piss low compared with all yours, but here it goes.

<160= drink self into coma and wake up in time for June LSAT.
160-166= Happy and get a few drinks.
167-173= Ecstatic and bring out the Woodford Reserve
173-180= Start going to church every Sunday, and get a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label

<160 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Skoal
160-165 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Svedka
165-170 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Grey Goose
>170 - Buy the Bar

<165: Apply for job at We-Pump-It Gas station and take up crack and heroin
165-169: Wonder where all those countless hours of prep went. Eat some fatty food and sulk for a while, then hit the books again in preparation for October retake (will be on deployment in June)
170-172: UVA, here I come! Buy a round for the bar.
173+: 3, 2, 1, ignition...

...-160 - disappointed
160-165 - happy but mildly disappointed
165 - 169 - happy
170+ YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun game

<166 - Bottle of arsenic

166-169 - Bottle of Kentucky Deluxe and a box of tissues

170-172 - Johnny Walker Blue and shots on me

173+ - 22 year Glenlivet and coma until Harvard

<162 ... reconsider law school. Probably be happy and raise family & play lots of golf.

162-165.... pour over numbers determine realistic expectations, apply to higher schools anyway, stress, get rejected, reconsider law school, but probably take the plunge because I think I'm a special fucking snowflake.

165-168.. Oh look I took a standardized test and under-performed. Apply anyway with a slight chance of happiness, but probably settle for the best debt/opportunity mix I can find. Probably end up hating life and spending what little money I make on discount strippers after my GF leaves me.

168-170+.. slightly higher chance at happiness. Higher chance of making decent money, but GF will still probably leave me and I will simply spend a higher $ value during my life, which I hate, on strippers of higher quality than the previous circumstance.


Either way, I'll be playing golf... My solace.

ahhahaha

Azmatt wrote:<162 ... reconsider law school. Probably be happy and raise family & play lots of golf.

162-165.... pour over numbers determine realistic expectations, apply to higher schools anyway, stress, get rejected, reconsider law school, but probably take the plunge because I think I'm a special fucking snowflake.

165-168.. Oh look I took a standardized test and under-performed. Apply anyway with a slight chance of happiness, but probably settle for the best debt/opportunity mix I can find. Probably end up hating life and spending what little money I make on discount strippers after my GF leaves me.

168-170+.. slightly higher chance at happiness. Higher chance of making decent money, but GF will still probably leave me and I will simply spend a higher $ value during my life, which I hate, on strippers of higher quality than the previous circumstance.


Either way, I'll be playing golf... My solace.

FloridaCoastalorbust wrote:Fun game

<166 - Bottle of arsenic

166-169 - Bottle of Kentucky Deluxe and a box of tissues

170-172 - Johnny Walker Blue and shots on me

173+ - 22 year Glenlivet and coma until Harvard

Looks like we've got very close to the same expectations

Ohiobumpkin wrote:I know my range will be piss low compared with all yours, but here it goes.

<160= drink self into coma and wake up in time for June LSAT.
160-166= Happy and get a few drinks.
167-173= Ecstatic and bring out the Woodford Reserve
173-180= Start going to church every Sunday, and get a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label

I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label on my dresser right now. I think I'll save that for getting a scholly to a T14.

<160 = drink till I die
160-163 = disappointed
164-166 = happy and satisfied. go out and celebrate
167-169 = OH SHIT
170+ = Time to RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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160-165 jumping off a bridge
166-169 disappointed
170-172 where my last LSAT so content
173-175 super happy
176+ going to the strip club and spending all my money on strippers and cocaine

dstars823 wrote:160-165 jumping off a bridge
166-169 disappointed
170-172 where my last LSAT so content
173-175 super happy
176+ going to the strip club and spending all my money on strippers and cocaine

+1

Wow some of you guys would do really bad things for scores i'd kill for...lol.

That said:

<166: Give up on law school. Pursue dreams of living in France. (So it wouldn't exactly be a horrible thing)
166-168: Happy! Take some tequila shots. Apply. See what happens.
169+(never gonna happen): Quit job! Jk. It's so impossible, I can't even imagine what I'd do...

120<->180

Get wasted.

T00L wrote:120<->180

Get wasted.

+1

Alright, I'll play.

< 160 -- Enlist
160 - 165 -- Drink a $9.00 bottle of whiskey in the dark while listening to depressing music
166 - 168 -- Happy, yet conflicted...
169 - 170 -- Ecstatic. Shots for all!
171+ -- The world will end.

My score = 180




But... if my score = 120

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<160 - Bawl my eyes out until someone comforts me
161-163 - Have a panic attack and hyperventilate
164 - Feel queasy and sick to my stomach with nerves
165-167 - Swear a lot in a rage of frustration
168-169 - Act like I'm happy while I'm really disappointed, kicking myself for choking
170 - Be happy and crack a wry smile, while being a bit nervous that it's not enough to get a scholly
171-173 - Be ecstatic and feel pretty confident that I got the score I needed
174-175 - Swear a lot and yell, as I'm so stoked that I did so well
176-180 - Drop to my knees and bawl my eyes out, as I thank God, until someone comforts me

<165 cry for a week in bed
165-167 disappointed but pretend like i am not
168-169 happy but kicking myself for whatever dumb mistakes i made
170-173 genuinely ecstatic
>173 going back to church because there must be a god