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The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:56 pm
by revahp00
The LSAT machine has a 50% chance of killing you and a 50% chance of giving you perfect LSAT knowledge (180).... Would you plug yourself into the machine?

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:58 pm
by Tom Joad
No.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:00 pm
by Nom Sawyer
Lol whatt?? Why would you even consider this when you can pay Mike Ross $1000 to get you a 172.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:04 pm
by Bildungsroman
If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:09 pm
by tmon
I'm obsessed with this test bro, no doubt, but this is the truth:
Bildungsroman wrote:If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:12 pm
by crumpetsandtea
tmon wrote:I'm obsessed with this test bro, no doubt, but this is the truth:
Bildungsroman wrote:If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.
Wait, by that you guys mean that everyone would choose the 180, right?

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:14 pm
by Jack Smirks
Give me 60/40 and I'd probably do it.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:14 pm
by Jack Smirks
crumpetsandtea wrote:
tmon wrote:I'm obsessed with this test bro, no doubt, but this is the truth:
Bildungsroman wrote:If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.
Wait, by that you guys mean that everyone would choose the 180, right?
lolwut

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:16 pm
by SarahKerrigan
Nom Sawyer wrote:Lol whatt?? Why would you even consider this when you can pay Mike Ross $1000 to get you a 172.
who is Mike Ross?

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:21 pm
by crumpetsandtea
Jack Smirks wrote:
crumpetsandtea wrote:
tmon wrote:I'm obsessed with this test bro, no doubt, but this is the truth:
Bildungsroman wrote:If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.
Wait, by that you guys mean that everyone would choose the 180, right?
lolwut
You mean not everyone would risk their life for a 180? Pffft. THEY CLEARLY DONT WANT IT ENOUGH.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:22 pm
by tmon
Crumps: The Ultimate Gunner.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:23 pm
by crumpetsandtea
tmon wrote:Crumps: The Ultimate Gunner.
I WILL SACRIFICE ALL THE GOATS FOR A 180!!!!!111111111111

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:31 pm
by FAJISTE
A more reasonable consideration:

1% chance of death, 99% chance of a perfect score

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:47 pm
by Bildungsroman
FAJISTE wrote:A more reasonable consideration:

1% chance of death, 99% chance of a perfect score
Still no. Wouldn't consider it unless the chance of this machine killing me was the same as the chance of me getting a fatal papercut on test day.

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:51 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
SarahKerrigan wrote:
Nom Sawyer wrote:Lol whatt?? Why would you even consider this when you can pay Mike Ross $1000 to get you a 172.
who is Mike Ross?
Suits

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:35 pm
by rivermaker
I would take 5000 to 1

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:37 pm
by revahp00
Person A, B, X, and C all like ice cream. Person A has diabetes. Who has AIDS?

Re: The LSAT Machine

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:38 pm
by revahp00
Bildungsroman wrote:If you're so obsessed with the LSAT that this seems like it would be a tough decision for even a single person on this entire planet to make, then you have some serious problems.

Why so serious?