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Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:13 pm
by sophia.olive
Has anyone made a pact with a super-natural being(s) in order to get a high score?
Does anyone know how to now get out of such a pact? Without the loss of blood? Or killing a baby?
Once I thought about breaking the pact I started to hear strange pig/human noises coming from the wooded ditch behind my apartment.....I didn't even let the thoughts reach my lips. I can't even imagine what will happen tonight now that I expressed this fear to other people.
Let this also be a warning to those of you who are in the process of making a pact....
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please share your experiences.........
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:16 pm
by Adjudicator
I did enter in to such a pact, but unfortunately I was required to sign an NDA.
edit: IN BLOOD!
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:21 pm
by incompetentia
The Flying Spaghetti Monster granted me a high score. 100% reliable. Xanax and Ciali$ for only $599.95 each. Panama no Refundable.
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:22 pm
by DieAntwoord
Does Vitamin Water count
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Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:24 pm
by Shooter
The TLS Blood Pact is one such otherworldly agreement (albeit in a slightly different context).
Innocent blood and/or copious, copious libations are the only two ways out.
***EDIT: I misread the rules. Both innocent blood and copious, copious libations are necessary in order nullify the Pact.***
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:27 pm
by JazzOne
I made a pact with Satan offering my soul in exchange for one Enzo Ferrari with fewer than 100 miles on it. It's really more of an option contract though.
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:21 pm
by sophia.olive
DieAntwoord wrote:Does Vitamin Water count
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yes
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:18 am
by niederbomb
I made a pact...no alcohol for a year.
But since I didn't break 173, I'm free! lol
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:59 am
by gambelda
niederbomb wrote:I made a pact...no alcohol for a year.
But since I didn't break 173, I'm free! lol
I would make that exact same pact for a 170! READ THIS! WHOEVER IS UP THERE IN THE SKY ABOVE ME WAITING TO SQUASH ME LIKE AN ANT! I'll make his deal for a 170!!!
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:08 am
by dcman06
Does Rita Repulsa count as a natural force? Maybe she can get me into a spell to get a higher score. Unfortunately, I can't think of any good mystical forces besides Harry Potter, and I'm not too fond of it..
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:36 am
by sophia.olive
power rangers?
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:42 am
by djfe4president
sophia.olive wrote:Has anyone made a pact with a super-natural being(s) in order to get a high score?
Does anyone know how to now get out of such a pact? Without the loss of blood? Or killing a baby?
Once I thought about breaking the pact I started to hear strange pig/human noises coming from the wooded ditch behind my apartment.....I didn't even let the thoughts reach my lips. I can't even imagine what will happen tonight now that I expressed this fear to other people.
Let this also be a warning to those of you who are in the process of making a pact....
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dangerdoom for the win!
please share your experiences.........
Re: Pacts with super-natural forces for high lsats
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:45 am
by Ragged
Well, once the devil went down to the lsat testing center....